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You're on the wrong thread. You get laughed at and pushed into some snake-water.

I wish that my car would never run out of gas (i.e. bottomless gas tank).

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I has a Bottomless gas tank, but now it's growing huge and is trying to fill the bottom, and devours everything!

I wish i had 3D glasses

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You get 3-D glasses. Only they're more like 2.5-D glasses. Whenever you look around you, the environment is 3-D, but all the objects, people, etc., are actually just 2-D sprites that look the same, no matter what angle you look at them from. WOLFENSTEIN'D!!

I wish lemons would pop out my ears.

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(you have no idea how hard I laughed when I read that, Didy. I just got a mental picture.)

The lemons pop out of your ears. It hurts REALLY bad, too. Your eardrums are gone now and you're in a LOT of pain.


I wish I could get some good news

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

Your wish comes true and you could get some good news. So far, however, it hasn't happened.

I wish for an end to winter.

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Winter ends. For good. Minnesota is having a heat wave, Alaska melts, and all the penguins and polar bears are dying from lack of natural habitat. Talk about global warming!

I wish they would invent a non-singing large mouth bass.

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The wish genie laughs at your wish since naturaly ocuring large-mouth bass do not sing. Heck, they don't even hum. But, fine: a scientist invents a large-mouth bass that doesn't sing. It does, however, go good with mashed potatoes and a bit of lemon sauce.

I wish for a robot that I can use to dominate the world.

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You domminate the world but then you ask your self, do you realy want to own it? It has so many problems and no one gets along. You sell it to Mars.

I wish I could marry Trogdor.

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Okie doike. You could marry Trogdar, but since he'd probably just burninate you you decide not to. He burninates you anyway.

I wish D&D wasn't so damm complicated.

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Granted. It's now so simple a 3 year old could figure it out. This takes a lot of fun out of the game. DnD nerds all over the country come to your house and beat you up. And then bore you to death talking about their 14th level elven ranger/monk with a +2 crossbow. You dead.

I wish I had the power to make people speek leet. But it couldn't be used on me.

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No, I lied. I'm never going to have a good sig. So just forget about it.

You stop typing in 1337, but you start typing in n00b. OMG! EVERY1 HATES YOU!!1!! LOL!!!11!11!!1111!1one

I wish for tofu.

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Granted! but he's not single, his name is homestar, so you can only see him when he's not with marzipan.

I wish that I could make a cool wish.

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No, I lied. I'm never going to have a good sig. So just forget about it.

Granted. You could make a cool wish, in the same way that a gun could be loaded, which is to say that no one is sure until it's too late. Oh, and, um, you die somehow.

I wish I could float. o-o That'd be kick-awesome.

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get LOST

You get your wish and you start floating. ...into space. ...where your head explodes from lack of pressure. ...and your body starts orbiting the earth.

I wish for heat-vision.

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Granted. However, the heat doesn't go anywhere, just into your eyes. You run around screaming "ARRGH GAAAH IT BURNS!" Oh, and did I mention there's no way to turn it off?

I wish for the power to control anybody's mind, without them knowing it's me.

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You try to control someone's mind, but they don't have much to contol. You try to control you own first.

I wish i could grow wings then jump off a swing.

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Granted! You're in a kindergarten playground, ignoring all the little kindergartners around you who are screaming at you to get off the swing so they can have a turn. You obey, and at the full height of the swing, you jump off. The moment your bottom is off the swing you sprout wings. Do you use them? No. You crash to the ground and explode in a bloody mess, giving the kindergartners nightmares for the rest of their lives.

I wish I had super strength.

You are very very strong, but you break your keyboard trying to type. You must make a desission, computer or strongness? THE CHOICE IS YOURS! *cool music*

I wish I took over the Wiki.

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Granted! You now own http://www.wikipedia.org. You are on for hours every day editing it that you go blind from the glow of your computer.

I wish I had a never-ending supply of pudding.

A truck comes to deliver it, but it just keeps coming and coming and coming... Till the whole world is covered with pudding. And it's not even chocolate. It's tapioca. Eww.

I wish Teff and Ace would eat all the tapioca.

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They eat it. They get fatter than they already are (Is that possible?) and explode.

I wish for macaroni. A bowl of macaroni.

You get your 3rd grade macaroni are put in a bowl. Take that!

I wish I could go out wih Strong sad. ( my mind is broke)

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You already did a long time ago, since you're a wall. Strong Sad dumped you months ago. When you show up at his door he gets Strong Mad to beat you with a stick.

I wish Entropy's mind wasn't broke.

My mind is fixed, but my sister playing Hilliry Duff in the next room brakes it again.

Destoy Hillery Duff!

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Granted! Hilary Duff is murdered by a stalker, and it is on the news worldwide. All the citizens are happy, other than Clan, who finds out you hired the stalker and goes and kills you.

I wish I wasn't popular in school.

Nothing happens. Guss you were unpopular to began with...

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You didn't make a wish. That means you're take a spin on: Wheel Of Ramdom Wishes!
':et's spin the big wheel and see what the crap you get.
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Hey, a classic. Seems you wished for fame and fortune.
Ok, you get fame and fortune, but i'ts not what you think You're famous for being crushed to a gigantic novelty slot machine that you just won ten milion dollars from. It was a freek acident.

Ok, I wish for a Star- Trek phaser gun that actualy works like the ones on TV do.

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Granted! It does, but the rest of the Star Trek universe comes too. You get in a space battle with the Vulcans and your ship a splode.

I wish that I made a cool wish.

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No, I lied. I'm never going to have a good sig. So just forget about it.

*BLING!* You made a cool wish. As a result, you are now freezing to death.

I wish Habaneros would magically appear in anything Sarge eats.

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