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| Author: | topofsm [ Mon Feb 13, 2006 4:04 am ] |
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Granted! Good thing he suddenly finds much good in them, and eats them anyway. However, you can't ever eat Mexican peppers again. I wish that the next person couldn't wish for anything. |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Mon Feb 13, 2006 4:05 am ] |
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*BLING!* Granted. |
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| Author: | sb_enail.com [ Mon Feb 13, 2006 4:14 am ] |
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Granted: The secret wish you typed in invisible font has now come true! But seriously, mushrooms? I wish I could have a face to face conversation with Strong Bad. |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Mon Feb 13, 2006 4:18 am ] |
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He makes fun of you. A lot. All the ladies laugh. You cry. I wish I knew what to wish for!! |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Mon Feb 13, 2006 4:19 am ] |
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You have a face-to-face conversation with Strong Bad. You end up with a giant husky head and a small body. I wish Coach Z would paint a portrait of himself. SIMULPOST'D!! The next person answer mine and Rad's. |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Mon Feb 13, 2006 4:20 am ] |
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He looks all Ramboish, and he has a big knife I wish I wouldn't simulpost. |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Mon Feb 13, 2006 4:27 am ] |
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*BLING!* You can't simulpost anymore. In fact, you can't even post while anyone else is browsing the same topic. Your post count falls WAY behind! I wish that the Poopsmith were actually a Butter Pecan Smith instead. |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Mon Feb 13, 2006 4:29 am ] |
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You go up to him and he shovels some into your bowl. Unfortunately, he's using the same shovel from his previous job, and didn't clean it. You have a bowl of Butter Pecan Whatzit. Ewww I wish TV commercials didn't suck |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Mon Feb 13, 2006 4:31 am ] |
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They all turn into that one FedEx commercial with the dinosaurs and cavemen. And that one where the guys hid their beer in the fridge in the turn-about wall, only so the college kids on the other side could steal them all. I wish Queenie C wouldn't kick me in the junk anymore. |
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| Author: | Krazed Squirell [ Mon Feb 13, 2006 4:31 am ] |
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They don't suck, but now they're so awesome that you buy all the stuff advertised. Your broke! I wish I had a soda or two. Yarghh! Simulpost'D! Next person's got some work to do. |
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| Author: | Jaro-Advanced [ Mon Feb 13, 2006 4:34 am ] |
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There soda's but there the wrong flavor. You-know-what flavour. I wish i was a Giant battle mech. |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Mon Feb 13, 2006 4:35 am ] |
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Queenie C quits kicking you in the junk. Now she uses a modified potato gun to fire sodas at you. HA! I got 2 there! I wish Paris Hilton was famous for a reason |
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| Author: | Krazed Squirell [ Mon Feb 13, 2006 4:41 am ] |
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The wish isn't ruined, you just get smacked really hard. I wish my VCR worked. |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Mon Feb 13, 2006 4:42 am ] |
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You VCR works, just not the way you want it to. It now fires tapes at you at something like half the speed of light. They hurt when they hit you, bad. |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Mon Feb 13, 2006 5:00 am ] |
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*BLING!* Paris Hilton is now famous for a reason: for being a total slut. Happy now? I wish I could create candy with my mind. |
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| Author: | Jaro-Advanced [ Mon Feb 13, 2006 5:56 am ] |
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You Create Candy, or are those suppositories? I wish i was never out of ideas. |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Mon Feb 13, 2006 6:00 am ] |
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You have plenty of ideas. Unfortunately, they all cost too much. Instead of moving on like most people, you decide to go all emo about it. You start listening to that annoying song by Simple Plan... I HATE THAT FWEAKIN' SONG!! I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller... |
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| Author: | Jaro-Advanced [ Mon Feb 13, 2006 6:22 am ] |
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There you go, You are a Small, Insignifigant Ball. Did you want be tall? I wish i could read peoples minds. |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Mon Feb 13, 2006 6:47 am ] |
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You choose to read my mind. Right now, I'm focusing on my radiation homework. Massive amounts of FORTRAN code used in the radiative transfer model I use make your head a'splode. NOBODY USES FREAKIN' FORTRAN ANYMORE (except atmospheric scientists. We got our models working and we're not gonna switch!) I wish it would snow here. |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Mon Feb 13, 2006 7:20 am ] |
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It snows there. In fact, the place turns into a freaking glacier. Now you got polar bears and penguins all over the freaking place. On the plus side, you don't need a fridge anymore. I wish that Creepy Burger King would disappear into another dimension and never return to here. |
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| Author: | Occasional JD [ Mon Feb 13, 2006 8:20 am ] |
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He does. To the dimension of PRESIDENCY! Your pathetic countey is ruled ofer by Burger King. Well done! |
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| Author: | Schmelen [ Mon Feb 13, 2006 10:13 am ] |
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JD, you didn't wish anything. I wish I could fly. |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Mon Feb 13, 2006 2:17 pm ] |
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*GHI-Yoingyoing!* Now you can fly. You fly up into the air, and start buzzing your neighbors' houses. Unfortunately, the military spots you on the radar and mistakes you for a terrorist. MISSILE'D!! I wish weiner dogs grew on trees. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Mon Feb 13, 2006 4:12 pm ] |
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Granted. Weiner dogs now grow on trees. Up on top of the trees. And since dogs can't climb trees, they tend to fall off. A lot. The WWF, SPCA, Greenpace, the Siera Club and a long list of other friends-of-nature groups publicy denounce you for the Weiner Dog Trees, not knowing that this was the result of a magical wish. You are charged with crimes against nature, cruelty to animals, and unethical genetic experimentation. You become an international parriah, and are forced to flee to an obscure arctic town in the far north of Canada where you take up ice fishing and polar bear huinting. Your first Polar Bear hunt goes very baddly. The polar bear eats you. You were very tasty, if rather stringy. Meanwhile, all the Weiner Dogs have fallen off the tops of the trees and now the Weiner Dog is extinct. I wish for a inamimate carbon rod. |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Mon Feb 13, 2006 4:22 pm ] |
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You get the rod. It falls out of the sky and implants itsself 8 inches into your skull. I wish I could do this freakin' homework assignment!! |
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| Author: | DukeNuke [ Mon Feb 13, 2006 4:37 pm ] |
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You can. It takes a lot of time and a lot of pain, but still turns out horribly. F-- I wish I has what it takes to join the Homestarmy! |
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| Author: | Homerun Starrer [ Mon Feb 13, 2006 4:40 pm ] |
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Granted. You now have 5 bucks, which is what it takes to join the Homestarmy. Too bad it doesn't exist. I wish someone would beat up Clan in a totally awesome Final Fantasy 6-style battle scene. |
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| Author: | DukeNuke [ Mon Feb 13, 2006 4:50 pm ] |
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Granted. His mom beats him up. Uhm... and then... she beats, you up, too. Yeah. Totaly beats you up. I wish kings and presidents and famous people from the future would come back in time to visit me riiiiiiiiiiiiighhhhhhhhht.... Now! |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Mon Feb 13, 2006 4:54 pm ] |
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Granted. A rift in space-time opens and millions of famous people from the future appear in your bed room. However, since your bedroom isn't large enough to hold that many bodies, they all get crushed, along with you. I wish for a diamond. |
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| Author: | Join The Homestarmy [ Tue Feb 14, 2006 3:50 am ] |
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You get the sharpest and hardest diamond in the world. it cuts of your hand. I wish that dial-up went faster. |
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