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| Author: | sb_enail.com [ Tue Feb 14, 2006 4:08 am ] |
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Granted: Dial-up is now so fast that your modem catches fire. The fire spreads and burns your house down. I wish I could create alternate realities with my MIND. |
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| Author: | DukeNuke [ Tue Feb 14, 2006 7:07 am ] |
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You can. The downside is that they'll still only be in your mind. And now you can't get them out. You go nuts. I wish I didn't have muscae volitantes in my right eye. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Tue Feb 14, 2006 7:10 am ] |
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Your wish is, like granted, man. And like, your mind is like all far-out and you're able to see into people's brains. And when you do, you create alternate realities that change the way things work. And like, you can be in two places at once, and yopu can beam yourself into alternate dimentions, and if yuou try really hard you can even destroy the realities you've created. Well, not really, but you think you can, until the LSD wears off and then you come down for a really long time. I wish fish bliss. |
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| Author: | sb_enail.com [ Tue Feb 14, 2006 7:34 pm ] |
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Duke Nuke posted first, so I'll do his. Granted: But then your eyes fall out. Sarge's next! Granted: Fish are now really happy. But they won't stop being happy. They become like that really annoying person everyone knows who is happy and perky all the time. Fish become impossible to live with, and so you take your own life. I wish for a disruptor pistol! |
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| Author: | Homerun Starrer [ Tue Feb 14, 2006 7:53 pm ] |
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Granted. You have a pistol that can disrupt people. This is kinda useless. (for the record, I knew you were talking about a weapon from star wars, but still) I wish for the power to snap people's necks via internet. (inside joke) |
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| Author: | DukeNuke [ Tue Feb 14, 2006 8:09 pm ] |
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Granted. You still go to jail for murder, tough. I wish I had pizzaz. |
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| Author: | Homerun Starrer [ Tue Feb 14, 2006 8:46 pm ] |
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Granted. The genie doesn't know what this is, so he interprets it as "pizzas". Since you didn't specify how many, you now have 10 million pizzas. They appear above you and crush you to death. I wish everyone would click on this link and watch the animation (don't worry, it's not one of those stupid flashpranks) |
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| Author: | topofsm [ Tue Feb 14, 2006 10:31 pm ] |
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Granted! But I didn't watch it because I was granting the wish: Anyone has to watch whatever that was who reads this, I'ts part of the wish, and if you don't, the threads of time and space will collapse I wish that I was able make the threads of time and space (exept for me) collapse and reform at will. |
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| Author: | Homerun Starrer [ Wed Feb 15, 2006 12:20 am ] |
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Um. What? That made no sense. Anyway, granted. You're not very good at it though, and you end up destroying the universe as we know it. You kinda stop existing. I wish the next person to post in this thread would watch this. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Wed Feb 15, 2006 12:58 am ] |
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You already wished for that, but OK. This time everyone links to that page, overloads the server, which mysteriously overheats and catches on fire. The fire spreads out of control and burninates the city. Congrats: You just lit a city on fire. I wish the last mission in Red Hammer wasn't so hard. |
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| Author: | sb_enail.com [ Wed Feb 15, 2006 3:04 am ] |
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Granted, it now consists entirely of stomping on a defenseless baby bunny. I wish I could actually make a difference in the world. |
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| Author: | Snailmail [ Wed Feb 15, 2006 3:10 am ] |
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Wish granted! You put a nuclear bomb in America to explode! Now America is trying to destroy your country! Good change! I wish I had the power to defeat Stinoman in a challenge! |
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| Author: | topofsm [ Wed Feb 15, 2006 3:15 am ] |
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Homerun Starrer wrote: Um. What? That made no sense.
Anyway, granted. You're not very good at it though, and you end up destroying the universe as we know it. You kinda stop existing. It meant that I could destroy the universe at whim while keeping my existence! You didn't listen to the wish! Granted! You nuke the world! That makes a whole lot of difference! I wish again that I could destroy the fabrics of time and space at will while never being affected. |
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| Author: | sb_enail.com [ Wed Feb 15, 2006 3:17 am ] |
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Granted: However, on the way to Stinoman's house, you accidentally run into Stinkoman, who construes your collision as some type of challenge. He procedes to Double-Duce you into the the next century. I wish that more people would play Good Idea, Bad Idea... |
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| Author: | topofsm [ Wed Feb 15, 2006 3:27 am ] |
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Granted! But they have really bad ideas. They have no good ones. The thread is all n00bed out. I wish that people wouldn't take things personally. |
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| Author: | Snailmail [ Wed Feb 15, 2006 3:42 am ] |
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Wish granted! But now when ever you say "Stupid" people get angry, because they think you personally made fun of them. I wish I could fly. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Wed Feb 15, 2006 3:59 am ] |
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Wish granted. You find yourself glued to the top of a Boeing 747. It's at 30,000 feet. You freeze to death, but not before you pass out from lack of oxygen. I wish for a new watch. |
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| Author: | Jaro-Advanced [ Wed Feb 15, 2006 4:17 am ] |
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Done, You've got a New Broken watch. I wish i were able to fly. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Wed Feb 15, 2006 4:27 am ] |
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Granted, you were able to fly. But now you can't. I wish for a bottle scotch. |
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| Author: | Jello B. [ Wed Feb 15, 2006 4:32 am ] |
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You get a bottle scotch. Made of bottles. It shreads your insides as you drink it. I wish I had sanity. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Wed Feb 15, 2006 5:01 am ] |
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Granted. You had sanity. Now it's gone. You so craaaazy! I wish for some chewing gum. |
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| Author: | Snailmail [ Wed Feb 15, 2006 1:14 pm ] |
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Wish granted, but you swallowed it before you chewed it. You never got to taste the gummy goodness! I wish I can walk upside down. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Wed Feb 15, 2006 3:44 pm ] |
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Granted. You can walk on the ceiling. However, you can't get down. You're stuck there forever. I wish for an apple. |
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| Author: | Beyond the Grave [ Wed Feb 15, 2006 5:52 pm ] |
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Granted, but it is a poisoned apple. You=very dead I wish I didn't have to wait so long. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Wed Feb 15, 2006 5:57 pm ] |
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You drop dead. Now you don't have to wait for anything. I wish for a toy gun. |
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| Author: | DukeNuke [ Wed Feb 15, 2006 6:01 pm ] |
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Granted. The police thinks it's a real gun and puts you in jail for trying to get on an airplane with it. I wish the afterlife is pleasant. |
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| Author: | Krazed Squirell [ Wed Feb 15, 2006 6:07 pm ] |
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Granted, but there's only one way to find out... I wish it would stop raining. |
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| Author: | Beyond the Grave [ Wed Feb 15, 2006 6:10 pm ] |
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Granted. It stops raining, but it never rains again, everything dries up and dies. Are you happy now? I wish it was warmer. |
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| Author: | DukeNuke [ Wed Feb 15, 2006 6:41 pm ] |
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Granted. The north and south poles melt and the world is flooded. I wish you could download food. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Wed Feb 15, 2006 7:10 pm ] |
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Granted. You can download food, but much like mp3's the quality isn't as good as real food. That, and your PC gets rather messy dispensing the various sauces, ketchups, soups, drinks, and so on. After a while you get tired of this and go back to microwaved food. I wish George W. Bush would die. |
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