...ok. *KICK'D* And you fly!
I wish I'll get the best job in the world when I grow up.
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| Author: | Beyond the Grave [ Wed Feb 15, 2006 7:12 pm ] |
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Um...Wish not granted. As much as I don't like him, I don't want him to die. I wish for my sanity. |
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| Author: | Kevin DuBrow [ Wed Feb 15, 2006 9:02 pm ] |
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Granted. Now no one likes you because your sane and not crazy. I wish I could fly. |
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| Author: | DukeNuke [ Wed Feb 15, 2006 9:13 pm ] |
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...ok. *KICK'D* And you fly! I wish I'll get the best job in the world when I grow up.
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| Author: | Sarge [ Wed Feb 15, 2006 9:30 pm ] |
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Granted. Your job is to eat candy, all day long. By the end of the second year you've developed a severe case of high blood sugar, and are in danger of developing diabetes. I wish for a new watch battery. |
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| Author: | Snailmail [ Wed Feb 15, 2006 10:37 pm ] |
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Wish granted. Turn out you watch was a battery powered bomb! You turned it back on! *boom* I wish Yu-Gi-Oh! is cancelled. |
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| Author: | Jare [ Thu Feb 16, 2006 2:15 am ] |
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Yu-Gi-Oh gets cancelled, but you are forced to listen to the theme to Yu-Gi-Oh GX Theme song over n' over I wish for trees |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Thu Feb 16, 2006 2:48 am ] |
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Granted. Trees beging to grow widly across the city, bursting through the pavement, sprouting up in basements, destroying the city's sewage and water mains. The infrastucture breaks down. Electricity fails; sporadicly at fuirst, then everywhere in one sudden blackout. In short order, your city becomes overgrown with vegitation. You eek out a living by banding together with other survivors and raiding and scavaging for food and amunition. To stay warm, you gather around a campfire by night. Some tell tales of a time when trees did not dominate the cityscape. You don't like to think about those times too much. Trees haunt your dreams. They come in the night, terible shapes looming with ominous branches of doom. Leafy green monsters terrorise your nightmares. 
I wish my nightmares would go away. 
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| Author: | Snailmail [ Thu Feb 16, 2006 2:54 am ] |
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Wish Granted. Your nowmares are gone, but are now in reality! I wish Matrix 2 and 3 had better writing. |
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| Author: | Jaro-Advanced [ Thu Feb 16, 2006 4:37 am ] |
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Then they get better writing... But the writing becomes too good. No one is able to perform it. *Insert wish here* |
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| Author: | DukeNuke [ Thu Feb 16, 2006 6:21 am ] |
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Ok. You wish for huge pie. You get huge pie. You eat huge pie. Your stomach a'splode. I wish I'll get highest grade in all school subjects. |
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| Author: | Jaro-Advanced [ Thu Feb 16, 2006 6:32 am ] |
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Then they Change the System. You get a F, But then they change systems again and they think your F, so... YOU HAVE TO REPEAT THE CURRENT GRADE 666 TIMES! I wish i had a 2nd Head. |
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| Author: | DukeNuke [ Thu Feb 16, 2006 2:41 pm ] |
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You do. It gnaws your 1st head off. I wish I were invulnerable. |
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| Author: | topofsm [ Thu Feb 16, 2006 5:14 pm ] |
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Granted! You are invulnerable, to pizza. You should have been more specific. I wish for a giant pig. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Thu Feb 16, 2006 5:30 pm ] |
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Granted. You are crushed to death when your giant pig falls over on you. I wish for a giant wig. |
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| Author: | DukeNuke [ Thu Feb 16, 2006 5:51 pm ] |
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You get one giant wig. It's the so-big-that-you-get-crushed-by-it's-weight type of giant. I wish the next person would change his avatar. |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Thu Feb 16, 2006 9:28 pm ] |
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*GHI-Yoingyoingyoing!* I change my avatar to a pic of you getting an anvil dropped on your head. ANVIL DROP'D ON HEAD'D...uh...DEAD!! I wish Sean Connery would make more Alex Trebek jokes. |
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| Author: | sb_enail.com [ Thu Feb 16, 2006 10:23 pm ] |
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Granted, but now, that's all he ever does. He even makes a movie about it, which becomes the highest grossing film of all time, taking in the entire GDP of the United States within mere seconds of it's release. Alex Trebek files a lawsuit, claiming the film to be slanderous and defamatory. Connery responds with yet more jokes, and is eventually gunned down in a rapper-feud-esque gun battle. I wish Spore would be released sooner... |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Thu Feb 16, 2006 11:23 pm ] |
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It is released exactly one milisecond sooner, but nobody notices.. I wish reality shows would be outlawed. |
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| Author: | topofsm [ Fri Feb 17, 2006 12:21 am ] |
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Granted! They are, but you find out that all your cousins were in the reality TV business and they are sent to prison for 186 and 1/2 months. I wish that I was the funniest poster on here. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Fri Feb 17, 2006 12:42 am ] |
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Granted! You are now the funniest poster here. And by "funny" I mean strange. Everyone now backs slowly away from you when they see you. 
I wish my coffee had vanila in it. |
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| Author: | Teh Ch8t [ Fri Feb 17, 2006 2:34 am ] |
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Granted! And No this coffee with vanilla isn't poisoned! But it's extremly hot and you burn your tongue, which makes you throw your coffee on the ground! I wish I owned the internet! |
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| Author: | Rogue Leader [ Fri Feb 17, 2006 3:34 am ] |
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You owned the internet. For a milisecond. No one noticed it at all. I wish the girls at my school would stop bothering me. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Fri Feb 17, 2006 3:53 am ] |
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Granted. Now they don't bother you. Inseatd all the boys in the school chase you around, throwing things at you. Like bricks. I wish I could rock & roll all night and party every day. |
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| Author: | topofsm [ Fri Feb 17, 2006 4:56 am ] |
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Granted! You now rock and roll... on the air guitar. Everyone calls you a poser. I wish that I could meet all my favorite artists, Green Day, Blink 182, Nirvana, AC/DC, and Queen, regardless of death. |
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| Author: | sb_enail.com [ Fri Feb 17, 2006 4:56 am ] |
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Granted: Now you cannot sleep. All you can do is party and rock. By the end of the week, you're exhausted, and you become comatose. I wish they'd hurry up and make "Spaceballs 2: The Search for More Money". |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Fri Feb 17, 2006 5:52 am ] |
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topofsm wrote: Granted! You now rock and roll... on the air guitar. Everyone calls you a poser.
Woot! Since when do I care what anyone thinks of me? Hey sb_enail.com: "Spaceballs 2: The Search for More Money" has been made and went straight to video. None of tha major video rental chains buy it. You were the prime financial backer. You're bankrupt. I wish my air guitar was actualy an air key-sword-tar. |
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| Author: | DukeNuke [ Fri Feb 17, 2006 3:09 pm ] |
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It is, but it's made out of paper, so you brake it. And get paper cuts. I wish everything was perfect. |
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| Author: | topofsm [ Fri Feb 17, 2006 7:53 pm ] |
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Granted! Everything is so perfect, that you don't exist! I wish that I never made this wish. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Fri Feb 17, 2006 8:32 pm ] |
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The Wish Genie wags his finger at you. No atempting to confuse the Wish Genie with conundrums. You never made that wish 'casue your head exploded. I wish someone would shut down the RIAA |
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| Author: | topofsm [ Fri Feb 17, 2006 9:33 pm ] |
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Granted! You shut down the Rocking Icing American Association. I hope you hated that. I wish that I didn't have ADD or ADHD. |
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