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| Author: | Sarge [ Fri Feb 17, 2006 10:11 pm ] |
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Granted. Insead, you have ADHADDHADDD. I wish the FX-60 wasn't so freeking expensive. |
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| Author: | topofsm [ Fri Feb 17, 2006 10:44 pm ] |
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Granted! now it is very freakin expensive. I wish that I never had to eat, sleep, drink, or go to the bathroom, and I wasn't dead for that to happen. |
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| Author: | Krazed Squirell [ Sat Feb 18, 2006 12:42 am ] |
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Granted, you're frozen in carbonite like Han Solo. I wish I knew what was going on. |
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| Author: | topofsm [ Sat Feb 18, 2006 1:05 am ] |
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Granted! It is so uncomprehendabe to your small mind, that it a-splodes all over the place. I wish that I was Trogdor. |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Sat Feb 18, 2006 2:32 am ] |
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*GHI-Yoingyoingyoing!* You are now Trogdor. You are also surrounded by blue kniggets. You manage to dodge the blue kniggets, but then the Arch Deluxe shoots you. ARROW'D!! I wish the Wish Djinni would turn into Morena Baccarin. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Sat Feb 18, 2006 3:25 am ] |
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Ohhhhhhh! A wisgh for the Wish Genie. Well, this is special then.  OOF: The Wish Genie turns into Morena Baccarin (whoever that is) and Morena Baccarin turns into you, while you turn into a small mouse, which is prompty eaten by a cat. Ah, the circle of life is complete.
I wish for a hot fudge sunday from my local ice creme parlor. |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Sat Feb 18, 2006 3:31 am ] |
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You get a hot fudge Sunday. All day Sunday is nothing but hot fudge. You go to hot fudge church, then eat a hot fudge pot luck dinner afterwards. Later, you curl up with a hot fudge cold one and watch a hot fudge ball game on the hot fudge TV. Then you call your hot fudge mom on the hot fudge telephone, play a hot fudge videogame, and go to hot fudge bed. Or did you mean hot fudge sundae instead? (Morena Baccarin, star of Joss Whedon's Firefly--much lechness!). I wish my truck would change its own oil so I wouldn't have to. |
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| Author: | topofsm [ Sat Feb 18, 2006 3:38 am ] |
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Granted! Although it isn't very good at it. Suddenly, as you are driving along in New York city, your car swerves and you crash into the Empire state building and it collapses on the street and falls on your car and it incinerates everything within a 100 mile radius. I wish that I didn't have to grant just one more wish. |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Sat Feb 18, 2006 3:46 am ] |
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*GHI-Yoingyoingyoing!* You now have to grant EVERY wish on this thread. So start from the beginning, and answer every single one. Right now. And if you don't you'll have to stay after school until you get it done. I wish I could eat as much shrimp as I want without getting fat or a sploding or anything like that. |
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| Author: | topofsm [ Sat Feb 18, 2006 4:04 am ] |
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Granted! In fact, the only thing you can eat is shrimp. You can't even drink water. You die of dehydration. I wish that the next person was named Jimmy-Jimmy from now on. |
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| Author: | DukeNuke [ Sat Feb 18, 2006 3:52 pm ] |
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Ok, but I won't tell anybody, so people will still think my name is Patrik. I wish the next person has an IQ below 30. |
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| Author: | topofsm [ Sat Feb 18, 2006 7:02 pm ] |
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Granted! IQ stood for Internal Questions by the way. I wish that I was a monkeroo. |
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| Author: | Rogue Leader [ Sun Feb 26, 2006 3:29 am ] |
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Yep. You were a monkeroo. For about a second. No one really noticed. I wish I got a 2000 on the SATs instead of a 1647. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Sun Feb 26, 2006 9:54 am ] |
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Granted. However, under the new, revised, SATs, a score of 2000 really sucks. You can always flip burgers. I wish for a copy of Star Wars: Empire At War. |
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| Author: | Snailmail [ Sun Feb 26, 2006 3:33 pm ] |
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Granted. It's so awesome you can't comprehend it. I just stole it from you, and you don't have enough money to buy another. I wish I could explode. |
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| Author: | Join The Homestarmy [ Sun Feb 26, 2006 3:36 pm ] |
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Granted. You're now moving to Iraq. I wish I knew how to make flash cartoons |
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| Author: | DukeNuke [ Sun Feb 26, 2006 4:00 pm ] |
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You learn how to make flash cartoons, but you forget how to use the keyboard and mouse, so you can't do it anyway. I wish death didn't exist. |
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| Author: | ert+y76p [ Sun Feb 26, 2006 8:21 pm ] |
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wish granted. now, if you get shot, run over, cut apart, or poisoned, you cannot die and end the horrible pain. i wish I had every video game known to man kind. |
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| Author: | Jonn-E [ Sun Feb 26, 2006 8:23 pm ] |
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Granted but all your consles blew up 
I wish I had the force and a lightsaber |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Sun Feb 26, 2006 11:41 pm ] |
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Granted. You had the force and a lightsabre. You lost them. Now you're hunted by dark jedi. I wish that my glass has water in it. |
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| Author: | Homerun Starrer [ Mon Feb 27, 2006 12:15 am ] |
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Granted. It's a microscopic amount of water, though. (by the way, it takes the fun out of stuff if you ruin someone's wish by saying "granted. you HAD it, but now it's gone" or something like that. Find a funny way to spoil their wish instead) I wish I had the power to make people fall asleep at will, and that I would be immune to it. |
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| Author: | topofsm [ Mon Feb 27, 2006 4:35 am ] |
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Sure, but you make everyone in the world fall asleep at will. Too bad they can't wake up. You're all alone in the world. You hear the wind wistle and a tumbleweed goes by. You eventually die because you can't get food for yourself. I wish that I could be Billie Joe Armstrong at will. |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Wed Mar 08, 2006 5:51 pm ] |
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*Tinkly djinni magic music!* You can now turn into Billie Joe Armstrong at will. Unfortunately, you do that one day and run into the real Billie Joe Armstrong. He beats the crap out of you and has you arrested for impersonating him. Then, when you get out of prison, he beats the crap out of you again, just for point. I wish Wal-Mart would go out of business. |
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| Author: | Beyond the Grave [ Wed Mar 08, 2006 5:54 pm ] |
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Granted.....There is no downside to that. I wish I could make someone head explode just by stareing at it. |
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| Author: | topofsm [ Wed Mar 08, 2006 6:11 pm ] |
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Granted! you look in a mirror. I wish that I could grant my own wishes so people couldn't ruin them. |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Wed Mar 08, 2006 6:21 pm ] |
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*Ghee-yoinghyoingyoing!* You can now grant your own wishes so other people can't ruin them. Unfortunately, the "Ruin A Wish" thread dies, and you can't grant any wishes anymore. Your head a splode from BTG looking at you. Somehow. I wish Gamara and Trogador and Trogzilla had a big giant monster battle on the moon that we could watch on TV. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Wed Mar 08, 2006 7:50 pm ] |
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Your wish come true, and the moon is destroyed in the process. The tides are now all screwed up, and the earth's orbit is affedted. Everybody dies in the ensuing massive wave of earthquakes. I wish my EL-ilulminated keyboard had exactly the same layout as my old, plain white, keyboard. |
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| Author: | DukeNuke [ Wed Mar 08, 2006 10:20 pm ] |
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It does, in fact, the entire keyboard is identical to your old one. ...well, except for that it's VERY shotgunned. I wish  was president of the world.
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| Author: | Sarge [ Wed Mar 08, 2006 10:42 pm ] |
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He is. He is president of his own, little, world. It'scalled Strongbadia. And it's imaginary. Just like he is. I wish I could shoot electricity from my fingers. |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Thu Mar 09, 2006 12:03 am ] |
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You can now shoot electricity from your fingers. Unfortunately, the voltage fried your Compy's keyboard, and your Compy as well. Now you can't log on to the Internets anymore. Not only that, but whenever you meet a pretty lechable lady-type, and go to shake her hand, you electrocute her, meaning that you must now live a lonely existence with no human contact, especially with lady-types. Then, at the end of the month when you get ready for your regularly scheduled bath, you electrocute yourself in the tub. That'll learn ya! I wish Clan ruled the world with his queen, Hilary I (that is, Clinton, not Duff). |
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