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Granted! But now the whole world is spammed, physics dosen't exist, everything crashes, and the universe is thrown into chaos.

I wish that people could understand Homsar.

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No, I lied. I'm never going to have a good sig. So just forget about it.

*Tinkly Djinni Magic Music!* Granted! Now everybody in the whole world is an idiot. They wonder around all day just saying incoherent random words, like, "What times are the milkshake man!" and "Puppy pilgrims for all the peoples!" Are you happy now?

I wish puppy pilgrims for all the peoples.

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Granted, tough, they were all diseased. Everybody gets sick and die.

I wish I could, like, you know, like you write code in a program, like, I could do that in real life and it happened.

Your wish is granted. You write an a bit of code that is later stolen and developed into a computer virus by someone else. You, however, get blamed for it. You are sentanced to 40 years in a federal prison.

I wish spring would hurry up and get here already.

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It does. Summer also comes rapidly... when it's supposted to be summer, it's gotten winter allready. Very wierd weather'd!

I wish...




...pie.

Congratulations. You're now a peice of pie. Don't worry, you are delicious and you go well with coffee. Mmmm... tasty pie.

Um, did I say you are pie? I mean you WERE pie. Sorry about the eating you and all.

I wish for a stawberry. (Becasue it goes good with pie).

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You get a strawberry. It is a strawberry of doom. It's atomic structure implodes and creates a black hole that the entire world is eventually sucked into.

I wish that I knew Green Day, as best friends.

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No, I lied. I'm never going to have a good sig. So just forget about it.

Yes, you knew green day. Or, at least you used to. now they never call. Now look sad and say Duh'oh!

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Granted! You wish for nothing. You now have nothing, not even a soul!

I wish that I had Sarge's soul.

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No, I lied. I'm never going to have a good sig. So just forget about it.

Hey, give me back my soul!

I wish for my soul back.

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Granted. But it comes back with grass stains and a hole in its heart.

I wish I could have used a better joke for that last wish.

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Granted, but the joke was too good, and it killed everyone.

I wish for this wish to not be ruined.

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Granted. It's not ruined. Tough, now you've wasted a perfectly good opportunity to wish for something usefull. Relatively ruined...'d!

I wish I wasn't so damn lazy.

Granted. You are a workaholic. You work all day, and soon collapse. You need to be hospitalized back to health, and you are back to your worky self.

I wish for a bowl of ice cream. How is that gonna backfire?

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Here till I get myself an image.

You get a bowl full of ice cream. It's Sour Cream and The Cheat Fur ice cream! You puke your pants.

I wish dumplings could sing.

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dumplings can now sing, but not very well...just really loud and out of key.

OR

the dumpling tries out for american idol and beat you for the top spot. all your dreams of singing go down the drain.

I wish I could write some decent songs.

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*tinkly djinni magic music* You write songs, but the djinni misheard you: they're all songs about descent. They're all songs about falling off cliffs, falling into holes, slipping down slippery slopes, that sort of thing.

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Since the Dids didn't wish, I'll wish for him:



You become DanBo. You live a happy, productive life and nothing ever goes wrong and everyone loves you and your hot new single "Lovin' Life and Life is Lovin' Me". But you are still left wondering what could have been...

I wish TEF, dormar, and other classy folk suddenly become legal and we all would go out for some cold ones.

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granted, but you don't organise a designated driver, and you drive off a cliff, everyone dies.

I wish my monopoly money was real.

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Granted, you get your money. But you lose it all to me when you land on Boardwalk. OHHHH.

I wish I could swim the Channel.

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You could, if it hadn't dried out.

I wish Strong Bad would sing more.

he does but he sings so loud, his head explodes, and homestarrunner.com is finished.

I wish for world domination.

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Granted, but you are NOT the one dominating the world, it's Dr. Razgoth of the Evil scientist commite. They put you in a dungeon and pick on you for the rest of eternity

I wish I was slightly not being un-unpowerfully not typing

I have no idea what you wished, so you get the wheel of wishes.
*spins wheel*
You wish you were in a meadow with lovely animals
You are in a beautiful meadow and there are lovely animals everywhere. But then the soccer balls come and bludgeon all of the animals to death. You then die a mere shell of a person
(don't ask, it is something from full-contact-soccer).
I wish I was in 24 for a major role but I wouldn't be killed off or taken out some other way.

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GENGHIS KHAN!!!!!

*tinkly djinni magic music* Granted. You are now one of the starring characters in 24. You're the guy who wears a straight jacket and lives in a rubber room, with a Hannibal Lector™ face mask to prevent you from biting people. Jack Bauer stops by ever week to kick the crap out of you so he can get information about the terrorists. But on the plus side, you get all the Suudsuu you can drink.

I wish I had a huge plate of grilled shrimp.

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Granted. The huge plate lands on your lap. It's a huge plate, all right. In fact, it's so huge, it crushes your legs. WHEELCHAIR'D!

I wish for a fish.

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Remember that scene in A.D., where the Emperor hits that one guy in the face with a fish? Well, guess what! FISH IN THE FACE'D!!

I wish the Douglas were trapped in Ace's computer.

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Granted, but he escapes into your computer and kills you.

I wish I had fortune without fame.

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Granted. But you and your fortune are sent to an uncharted Island in the Middle of the Pacific. You have nothing to buy and no one knows your there. Money doesn't help you much now, does it?

I wish that "The Land Before Time" would stop getting any more sequals. Let it end, already.

It ended alright... And.. Nobody ever got to watch any of it ever again. Take That!

I wish I didn't have to die until I wanted to die.

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