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Einoo T. Spork
 Post subject: Famous Last Words...
PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 2:57 am 
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Just make up some made up humorous "last words". You have no idea how fun this is. Examples:

"Trust me on this one."

"Did you hear that?"

"I don't think you're supposed to put THAT in a toaster..."

"'Pir-an-has'.... Hmmm, must mean 'Welcome' in Portuguese."

"So, that's why Kirk is superior to Picar-... What do you mean, this is a Star Wars convention?"

And now, some real-life last words (and one from a fictional character)...

"I want that fifty bucks you owe me and I want it now!" -Carl "Alfalfa" Switzer

"That was the best ice cream soda I ever tasted." -Lou Costello

"¿Quien es?" -Billy the Kid, before being shot by Pat Garrett

"That was a great game of golf, fellers." -Bing Crosby

"I've had 18 straight whiskeys. I think that's the record!" -Dylan Thomas

"I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis." -Humphrey Bogart

"Turn your back to me, please Henry. I am so sick now. The police are getting many complaints. Look out I want that G-note. Look out for Jimmy Valentine, for he's a friend of mine. OK, OK, I am all through. I can't do another thing. Look out for mamma. Look out for her. Police, mamma, Helen, please take me out. I will settle the incident. Come on, open the soak duckets; the chimney sweeps. Talk to the sword. Shut up, you got a big mouth! Please help me to get up. Henry! Max! Come over here. French Canadian bean soup. I want to pay. Let them leave me alone." -Dutch Schultz, New York gangster

"I think I feel good about it." -Marvin the Paranoid Android

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Beyond the Grave
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"Constitutionally, gentlemen, you have the president, the vice president and the secretary of state, in that order, and should the president decide he wants to transfer the helm to the vice president, he will do so. As for now, I'm in control here, in the White House." Fmr. Secretary of State Alexander Haig

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StrongRad
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The redneck side of me may lead to my downfall with these last words: "Y'all watch this!"

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Einoo T. Spork
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"I'm fine."

"Awwwwwwww, HOLY CRAP!!!"

"Am I supposed to cut the red one or the black one, again?"

"Huh?"

"IT WORKED!!!!!!!!!!"

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Exhibit A
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Mr.KISS
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"Mom, Dad, I want to be woman."

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The Cup of Coffee
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What you got that gun for?

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StrongRad
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"Tolda ya!"

"Hey, I guess you were right."

"It's never done THAT before"

"Oh, it says to use 3 grams, but it works better if you use 20."-Had a high school chemistry teacher say this one (fortunately, they weren't his last words)

"Can't you hit any harder than that?"

"Oh, it was only the cat.."

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Dakka doodoo
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Don't touch it

EAT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHH!!!!!

Shoot me

I didnt know it could do that before

Hooooolllllleeeeeeeeeee poop!
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Obomaru
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"Oh, you just dropped your wallet into the shredder. Don't worry though, I'll get it back."

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DukeNuke
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Here's some quotes from the thread "Funniest/Dumbest things said to warlocks" at Battle.net:

"water plz" (Warlocks don't make water, Mages do.)

"Can you summon me to Hillsbard?" When i'm in IF. (Warlocks can only summon players to the warlock's location.)

"I'm not dueling you unless you stop using fear and pets, that stuff isnt fair for duels"

"WHY DID YOU SUMMON AN INFERNAL IN XR AND RELEASE IT AND LET IT KILL EVERYBODY?"

"omg why weren't u healing?!!?!?!?!" (Warlocks don't heal, Priests do.)

"OMFG WHATS WRONG WITH YOUR LFIE?!?!?!!? WHY DO YOU NEED 5K LIFE FOR?!?!!?" (Life is the most important stat warlock's have.)

"... warlocks make sure you have a bag of healthstones ready to go" (Warlocks can only have one healthstone...)

"You wear cloth, so it doesn't matter if you die right?" (Cloth is cheap to repair, but come on.)

"TAXXXXXXI! SUMMON ME B....! (censored)"

"So if the main tank starts to die, should I heal him?"
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StrongRad
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Those really weren't last words...


Here's one I just made up, after seeing Pancho Villa's last words ("Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.)


"This sucks, I don't know what to say, and I've had my whole life to think about it."

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The Smiling Assassin
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"Oh don't worry, this is just a test."

"That's not a cookie..."
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Mr.KISS
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"Ewwww.... what the heck is that thing?"

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"I wonder where the mother bear is?"

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StrongRad
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"nice doggy.."

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Alehandro
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"Mr. Attila? Yes, I'm from Central Mongoloian Insurance, and was wondering if you would be interested in a policy?"

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"I always knew there was something wrong with the universe..."
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"Aww... What a cute little sabertooth tiger! Here! Have a cookie!"
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ed 'lim' smilde
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"This tastes like... electricity"

"If I don't make it out of here... tell my friends... they're weird"

"The popcorn's almost done... 3... 2... 1..."

"What comes after 'inhale'? Is it 'exhale' again?"

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(Very Weak voice) "I.. like... blue... I can't... help... myself... It's... like bagels" *Dies*

Inside joke ahoy! Those would probably be my last words.
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Beyond the Grave
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"Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead." - Butch Coolidge

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"Your mom!"- Probably me.

"Connect the red wire, to the green wire.."mcGuyver's late second cousin, Fred. Maybe. I just made that up.

"Hey, anyone wanna see me dunk my head into the deep fryer? 10 bucks for a show!" - Some idiot at McDonalds.

"Say, hats this red button say? It has something scrilbbled on, and then it says ""Push"". Must do what the button says!" a Rocket Scientist.

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"I can't see this leadin' anywhere plesant..."
"I guess you where right after all..."
"Whoops!"

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"You know we have a Wiki, right?"- InterruptorJones

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

A chicken starts to walk when...
"Hey, this is getting really old, so you think I could stop crossing the stupid ro-" *ran over by truck* - A chicken.
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ed 'lim' smilde
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"Don't worry; I know these pills are safe because the geocities website I bought them from said they were."

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"I am henry the eigth I am! Henry the eigth I am I am! I got married to the widow next doo! she's been married seven times befo...spdiubnspbs!!! I've been stabed!"


Ya it's lame, so what?

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"Hee hee hee! Stupid boa constrictor!"

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"Quick, let's get outta here before they bring him back!"
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"ooohhh what does this button do"

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