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"Why am I holding both the end of the rope not attached to the harness?"

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"Man, razor blades are fun!"

"Hey,The Cheat,I realized those pencil shavings aren't legal tender!"

"If I eat one more bite I'm gonna pop. Oh well!"

"Look at me! I'm in hostile gang territory!"

"I know acupuncture! See?"

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Gosh, this car going off the cliff sure is comfy...

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Former writer for WGN's Bozo Show 1993-96.

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I'll get a world record for this.
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Let me reach in and get your watch out of the printing press.
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Hey there's no handles inside these car doors!
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Gee, that's a cute tattoo.
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Here's my Kent State student ID.
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It's fireproof.
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He's probably just hibernating.
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What does this button do?
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I'm making a citizen's arrest.
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Can we get a vision plan?
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So, you're a cannibal.
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It's probably just a rash.
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Why am I standing on a plastic sheet?
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Are you sure the power is off?
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Yeah, I made the deciding vote on the jury, so what of it?
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No, my shoes aren't untied.
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The odds of that happening have to be a million to one!
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What do you mean, "I'll be back"?
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Why is the rest of the Star Trek landing party wearing a different color?
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Pull the pin and count to what?
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Which wire was I supposed to cut?
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I wonder where the mother bear is.
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I've seen this done on TV.
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These are the good kind of mushrooms.
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I'll hold it and you light the fuse.
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What's that priest doing here?
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You look just like Charles Manson.
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Let it down slowly.
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Rat poison only kills rats.
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OK, I'll go ahead and make your day.
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It can't possibly rain for forty days and nights.
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I'll get your toast out.
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Give me liberty or give me death.
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Just take whatever you want, this is a ghost town.
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It's strong enough for both of us.
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This doesn't taste right.
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I can make this light before it changes.
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Nice doggie.
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I can do that with my eyes closed.
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I've done this before.
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Well we've made it this far.
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That's odd.
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Hey that's not a violin.
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I'll just slip into the commuter lane for a second.
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I don't think we're in Kansas anymore.
You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses on, would you?
OK this is the last time.
Don't be so superstitious.
Now watch this.
This planet has an atmosphere just like on earth.
That birthmark on your head looks like 999.
What duck?

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Will be on and off the forum for a while!

Mitri: Are you sure this is safe?

Nar: Yeah, I've seen it done somewhere!

Mitri: Where?

Nar: I dunno, Probably google.





lol...geoweasel

No, I'm pretty sure you hold the grenade and throw the pin.

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i thaught that was a song-

I thaught guns killed people

I cant spell thaught

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There are no mines in this pie! I'll prove it!

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Montgomery was the best Allied commander of WWII.



ACCEPT THAT FACT!

Nice Ninti. Good Ninti.

Give me a match. I need to see if my gas tank is empty.

You can make it, the train isn't going THAT fast!

Hold my beer and watch this.

I think the safety's on....

Come on, FASTER, we're only going 75!

Nobody but nobody calls me chicken.

I bet I can smoke 100 Cigareetes faster than you!
(he won)

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(Insert Witty or Philosophical Quote Here)

You stupid KGB agents! What's the worst you could do?

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Montgomery was the best Allied commander of WWII.



ACCEPT THAT FACT!