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Sister, now that we're grieving
Our fingers will falter
Our lungs will be leaking
All over each other and without even speaking
We'll know that it's over and smile and go greeting
Whatever comes next

A whole immunity challenge while I'm at band? Crap.

Thank goodness we won.

Oh... darn. We lost. I hope I don't get voted off. I was doing homework and such. Anyway, I guess I'll provide some entertainment for the tribe.

*starts banging on coconuts like drums*

*Does Highland Jig to the beat of Spex' drums*


Man, we're a busy bunch in Jetrel. I think there needs to be some more open ended challenges, like the first one.

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*wonders what droms are*

Posting the challenges in the morning was a bad idea. about 3:00 might be a better time. For me at least.

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Well Jetrel, we know we can do this, 'cept we really didnt pull together on this one, because people at school/work. Next time we can do it though. Sorry I missed a lot of the challenge though, will definetly get more in in 2 days.

To Douglas: Can you make the challenges start later? Like around 3pm? Or 5? Its a little inconvieniant for many of us.

EDIT: Ack! Simulpost!

Oh, i've got it! How abotu next tiem we have a challenge that will be some type of a "race to who completes it first", you post the challenge, and a time the challeneg will start, so taht we can all be ready for it. Sicne no oen knew this tiem, it was pretty mcuh fiar, but in the future it'd be better if there was a set startign time, and maybe if it were after school (Though that still wouldn't accomidate everyone)

A'ight. After school it is.

Holy crap! 6 whole pages while I'm at school? Can't believe we won!

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*comes back*

Hey guys, I brought fish! I'm starving! Eat up while it lasts!

I guys! I just walked up, kicked Speck in the shin and stole his fish! Who's hungry?

Sure showed him!

(what happened? Why is everyone role playing now?)

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No, the fish was for all of us! To share! Like a tribe, and stuff. Don't kick me!

(It's fun!)

Omigod...I'm SO sorry I missed the challenge! I had school...and stuff...I'm sorry...please don't vote me off. Oh, and no fish for me. In fact, I think I'll eat elsewhere. The smell of fish makes me all nauseated.

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Um... what about Coconut Milk... and... Crab?

Crab is fish, kinda. Coconut milk's okay, though.

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Ooh! I found bananas! Who wants bananas? Eat up before the monkeys get them!

(Um... is this considered spamming? Because it IS a Survivor game...)

Ooh, I'll take some bananas. All that running made me hungry. And thirsty. *Boils some water* Here's water if any of you want some. It's warm though...

(It shouldn't be spamming. Like you said, it IS Survivor.)

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Not in my opinion... if the mods swoop in and tell us not ot, then we'll stop.

If we are allowed, can it go on pause during challenges?

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Boiled water! Now we can like... burn stuff... Well, it is fun!

SCOLD'd!

How'd we get into roel-playing? I just like kicking people in the shins. "Shakes fist.. er.. foot."

Ai'ght, I'm going to sleep now. Wait, where am I gonna sleep? I'm gonna start on making the shelter, then go to sleep. See you guys tomorrow!

I don't want food...I'm just gonna sleep on the ground.

(Don't know how we got into role playing, but ok.)

Yep. Definetly. Only in between tribal council and the challenges.

I've got everyone's vote except for Funkstar's. If I don't get it by 6 tonight, I'll just go ahead with Tribal Council.

lol we won so easily we finnished when jet started the second challenge

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The tribes exited the forest, Morlock marvelling at how fast their speed was, and Jetrel marvelling at how few people participated. Douglas sent them back to their respective camps until Tribal Council.

To bring morale up at the Jetrel camp, Speck brought out some coconut drums he had been working on and started playing them. A few people joined in on the merriment, but not everyone was willing to lift the dark mood.

For supper, Speck went and caught some juicy fish, and a breif scuffle ensued, involving shin-kicking and other things. Not deterred, Speck went out and caught some crab, coconut milk, and bananas. He then even began work on a shelter.

A few people were suspicious of his motives, however...

"I think he's running scared," said Kiss.

"Yeah... I think so too..." said Ju Ju. "He doesn't want voted off."




Eventually, it was time for tribal council. Jetrel grabbed their torches and headed to the clearing, taking their seats on the stumps.

"Welcome to tribal council, Jetrel," Douglas said. "It's a place you don't want to visit often. Someone will be voted out tonight. And now, some questions."

Douglas: Ju Ju, who do you not trust on this tribe?

Ju Ju: Well, it depends what you mean by trust. I don't think anyone's trying to sabotage us, though now I'm starting to worry, since you asked that. If you mean who do I not trust to save the team in a challenge when we're losing, I'd probably have to go with Funkstar and The Smiling Assassin, they're both contributing very little. You'd better redeem yourselves, guys, before one of you gets voted off.

Douglas: Wimmick, is there someone on this tribe who isn't doing their fair share?

Wimmick: I've noticed that Speckledorf and Mandy haven't really been doing much. They haven't really contributed to the challenges.

Douglas: Jello B., are alliances forming in this tribe, or are you all one big happy family?

Jello: As far as I know, we're "all one big happy family".

Douglas: So, TSA, where do you fit in on this tribe?

TSA: Hmm... well, I guess I'm just that... guy... who's just there. I don't really know.

Douglas: Funkstar, are you confident about your chances of winning?

Funkstar: I'm never confident.

"Well, It's time to vote in the urn located in the forest."

One by one, the Jetrel tribe voted.




NEO

You're rarely online.











Mr. KISS

You didn't really do anything.













THE SMILING ASSASSIN

I haven't seen you do anything except some small things here and there, nothing too great.













JELLO B.

You just aren't contributing to any of the challenges.














FUNKSTAR

You didn't do very much at all.













FUNKSTAR

I feel you didn't do much for the team.













FUNKSTAR

You contributed... like... three times in the whole 13 pages.














NEO

Because you kept mispelling Jetrel.













FUNKSTAR

You just haven't contributed enough so far.













SPECKELDORF

Awesome, but if you have that much problem again, you might weigh down the tribe.







With 4 votes, Funkstar is the second person voted out of Survivor: Forum Edition.

Funkstar rose slowly and walked over to Douglas with his torch.

"Funkstar, your tribe has spoken. Goodbye."

Funk, you can PM me your final words; they'll go on page 1.

By the look of some of that text, I'm gonna have to be here for next challenge.

...that's not tomorrow, is it?

Tomorrow, but after school. So no worries.