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I felt it was time for the revival of this great forum game, as it was lost to auto-pruning. We shall now honor it in a moment of silence.

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Ahem. Well, the rules are simple. Post something about what you would do if you were invisible for a day, like in sbemail #41. What kind of stuff would you steal, punch, eat or watch? In general what havoc would you wreak?

I'll start.

If I were invisible, I would run around with a large stick and whack people on their knees.

*WHACK!* "GAH! MY LEG-BENDERS! Wait. There's no one whacking me in the knee-caps! AAARRRGGLLLBLLBLBLBLBBL!!"

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If I were invisible I'd be able to do whatever I liked to do. And there'd be noone to stop me.

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If I were invisible, I'd stalk Matt Groening, or maybe my crush. And nobody would know, because I'd be invisible!

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Ouch, that's harsh. Getting hit in the knees and puking at the same time is not fun.

I would pretend to hack into the IRS database by sneaking in and changing crap. "There's nobody hacking that database! AAARRRRGBLBLBLBLBL!"

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If I were invisble I would kill spammers. I mean literally, go to their house with a knife in hand, and stab them to death.

Where do you live, Clan?

Clan: "ARGBLBL!"

Like what? That's the point of this game.

I would cover everyone in hot, buttered popcorn; then I would spray fluoresecent paint everywhere in big, doodles:
"There's no one doing that blacklight graffiti! AAARRRGGLLLBLLBLBLBLBBL!!"

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Um...yeah...

Can we be more specific here? We realize that you would do that, but what hilarity would ensue?

Please, guys, make if funny, follow my lead. Do it the Seethroo way, you know, with the ARGLE, etc.? Like in my post.

I guess I forgot to tell you to post others' reactions to your invisibility.

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I'm not a spammer, so that was uncalled for.
BTW, Toastpainted yourself.

Anyways, I'd be at any Hilary Duff concert free of charge. After all, invisibility grants you a lot of privileges.

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Come on, Mandy, you should know how to play this game. (EDIT) This is not how Seethroo would've wanted it! Wah!

Anyway,

If I were invisible, I would go around in a Mario Kart go-kart and do donuts in the middle of the road.

"There's no one driving that go-kart! AAAARRRRRGGGGLLLBLBLLBLBL!!!"

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Don't forget the blue shell!

"There's no one throwing that shell shaped spawn of Satan! AARRRGGLLLBLBLBLBLBBLBL!!"

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That was a joke, so that was uncalled for.

(There wasd no toastpaint in his message)

If I were invisible, I'd probably dress up as the Invisible man and go "Theres no one walking by you! ''{insert arg thing here}''

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I would sit down on a chair and everyone would be like "Theres no-one sitting on that chair!AAAARR- wait, no one ever sits there"

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If I were invisible, I would go shoot someone with a pellet gun and throw the weapon into someone elses's hands.

"I didn't shoot the gun, officers, the invisible dude did! AAAARRRRRGGGGLLLBLBLLBLBL!!! "

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If I were invisible, I would go to Gamestop and pick up some PSPs, and dance around with them.

"GAH! There's no one dancing around with those PSPs! AAARRRGLGL - Oh wait. They're just PSPs. It's not like anyone cares."

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OK then...

"There's nobody stalking Matt Groening! AAAARRRRRGGGGLLLBLBLLBLBL!!!"

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If I were invisible, then I'd raid candy shops!
"AAH! All the candy is dissapearing! I'm ruined!! AAARRRGLGLBLBLUBLBL!!!!"

I go to school and throw stuff at people. Then change all my grades to %100. Then steal everyone's lunch.

"Theres no lunch in my lunch! AAAARRRRRGGGGLLLBLBLLBLBL!!!!!!"

What the heck is AAAARRRRRGGGGLLLBLBLLBLBL!!!!!! ?

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Alright! You win, The Noid! No more memes.

If i were invis-able, I would go around poking people, and they'd be all like "There's no one poking that me! AAAARRRGGBLLBLBL!!"

If I were invisable, i'd resurrect Rya with my necromancy
No,I'm definitely NOT Necromancer.

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And you'd give her an extreme makeover to make her look (and act) just like Hilary Duff. Therefore, she would cease being awesome, and I would probably cry.

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Hmm...she'd be awesomer than before if I did that.
Good idea! I might do that if I were invisable!

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If I were invisible I'd go to the movie store and switch around all the stuckers and genre signs and alll that crap.

"There's no one not switching around crap! ARGLBGLBLBGBLBLLLBLLBGBLLL!"

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO--*deep breath*-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

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Don't forget! You need to put AAARRRGGGBLLBLBL somehwere in your post. It only makes sense.

If I were invisible, I'd strap the people down to wooden chairs who don't know how to play the game and teach them how to.

"A floating pointy stick is hitting the chalkboard! AAAARRRRRGGGGLLLBLBLLBLBL!!! "

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"Now say it with me: 'There's no one pointing that stick at the chalkboard! AAAARRRRRGGGGLLLBLBLLBLBL!!!'"

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If I were invisible, I'd go into every house in the neighborhood in the middle of the night, wearing a Santa hat and delivering presents. I make a whole buncha noise on purpose to wake the children up and then I'll do a jig on top of their couch.

Then the kids would come and they'd be all like: "Santa's invisible and he's doing a jig on top of our couch and eating our cookies!!! AAARRRGGLLLBLLBLBLBLBBL!!!!"

Then they'd call their parents and they'll just go: "AAARRRGGGLLLLBLLBLBLBLBBL!!!" 'cuz they don't believe in Santa.

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I could go into Blue Man Group's show & mess with everything.

"There's no one playing that Tubulum! AAAARRRRRGGGGLLLBLBLLBLBL!!!'"

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