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*Sorry if that's too much Canadian-speak for you. A "two-four" is an 24-pack of beer, a "timbit" is a doughnut ball, a "Loonie" is what we commonly call a Canadian $1 coin (becasue there's a Loon on the obverse), a "double-double" is an ordinary cup of coffee with double sugar and double cream, and "on the poggie" is what a Maritimer would say instead of "on welfare." We now return you to your normaly scheduled lexicon.
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