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| Author: | buhubs [ Sat Jun 10, 2006 3:53 pm ] |
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Q:You got rid of the chicken nuggets right!? A:It's a toast paint. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Sat Jun 10, 2006 4:19 pm ] |
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Q: Is that Jam? A: Tell me more about this "Eyes Scream" desert that you eat from a Cone. |
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| Author: | mathgrant [ Sat Jun 10, 2006 4:54 pm ] |
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Q: Did you know there's a creepy arid area in the Sahara where eyeballs run around YELLING RANDOM THINGS? And in that land, they make food out of the sand and sell it to tourists in CONES? A: Okay, that sucked. |
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| Author: | IantheGecko [ Sat Jun 10, 2006 5:12 pm ] |
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Q: Wasn't that fun when we went tubing with Blue Man Group? A: I didn't even blink. |
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| Author: | Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Wed Jun 14, 2006 2:24 am ] |
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Q. Ok, you DID see me this time, right? I WAS floating in the air that time, right? A. It'd be perfect if Batman was into that sort of thing. |
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| Author: | Einoo T. Spork [ Wed Jun 14, 2006 2:28 am ] |
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Q: What do you think of gay marriage? A: No thank you, I'm committing suicide later tonight. |
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| Author: | topofsm [ Wed Jun 14, 2006 2:38 am ] |
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Q. Would you like a complimentary pillow? A. Awesome! I've always wanted one of these guns! |
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| Author: | mathgrant [ Wed Jun 14, 2006 3:24 am ] |
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Q: Here's a Sticktoyour gun my grandfather used when hunting. It's a family heirloom. It's yours now. Like it? A: I feel love. |
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| Author: | IantheGecko [ Wed Jun 14, 2006 4:10 am ] |
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Q: What happens when you mix red & blue? A: Lots and lots of waffles. |
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| Author: | mathgrant [ Wed Jun 14, 2006 4:33 am ] |
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Q: What did Strong Mad read on his reading rampage? A: No! No! No! That's not how you do it at all! |
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| Author: | ??? [ Wed Jun 14, 2006 4:36 am ] |
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Q: Like this? *balancing pancakes on head while playing a tuba and standing one-footed on a skateboard while practicing the Heimlich maneuver* A: *sees explosion* Oh, that's what. |
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| Author: | IantheGecko [ Wed Jun 14, 2006 4:37 am ] |
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Q: What does this button do? A: Nobody saw them. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Wed Jun 14, 2006 1:55 pm ] |
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Q: Did you succesfully hide Clan and Didymus's bodies? A: I wanna rock and roll all night and party every day. |
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| Author: | IantheGecko [ Wed Jun 14, 2006 5:09 pm ] |
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Q: You just won the Stanley Cup! What're you going to do next? A: It's pink. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Wed Jun 14, 2006 7:23 pm ] |
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Q: How's the Dougnut? A: Man, we played street hockey all night and then we drank a two-four and downed a case of timbits and a double-double, but we ran out of Loonies for the meter 'casue we're all on the poggie, eh? *Sorry if that's too much Canadian-speak for you. A "two-four" is an 24-pack of beer, a "timbit" is a doughnut ball, a "Loonie" is what we commonly call a Canadian $1 coin (becasue there's a Loon on the obverse), a "double-double" is an ordinary cup of coffee with double sugar and double cream, and "on the poggie" is what a Maritimer would say instead of "on welfare." We now return you to your normaly scheduled lexicon.
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| Author: | buhubs [ Wed Jun 14, 2006 7:47 pm ] |
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Q:Can you elaborately tell me what you have done in the past 15 minutes? A:Why are there chickens dancing on the couch? |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Wed Jun 14, 2006 8:43 pm ] |
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Q: Why is the couch covered in corn? A: You did it backwards, but I fixed it for you. |
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| Author: | buhubs [ Wed Jun 14, 2006 10:19 pm ] |
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Q:i put my underwear on the correct way right? A:I don't remember you here. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Wed Jun 14, 2006 10:55 pm ] |
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Q: What's so special about this room? A: It's bigger on the inside than it is on the outside. |
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| Author: | IantheGecko [ Wed Jun 14, 2006 11:26 pm ] |
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Q: What's so great about 6/6/06? A: Monsters. Everywhere. |
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| Author: | AwPi [ Wed Jun 14, 2006 11:32 pm ] |
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Q: So what's in the closet? A: Yeah! And a pinapple! |
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| Author: | IantheGecko [ Wed Jun 14, 2006 11:35 pm ] |
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Q: You won $50,000 on Wheel of Fortune? A: Connect the effects box to the mixer. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Thu Jun 15, 2006 12:18 am ] |
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Q: What do the instructions say to do next, Mr. Wizzard? A: I'm not flushing that down the toliet, so take it outside. |
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| Author: | IantheGecko [ Thu Jun 15, 2006 12:18 am ] |
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Q: What do we do with the cat? A: Never. Ever. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Thu Jun 15, 2006 12:25 am ] |
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Q: Got Milk? A: I use Torpark on Ubuantu over a VPN with PGP riding on top of that. |
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| Author: | topofsm [ Thu Jun 15, 2006 4:13 am ] |
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Question! What kind of motor do you use on your space shuttle? Answer! Just pour a little gravy on it, it'll start. |
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| Author: | Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Thu Jun 15, 2006 4:16 am ] |
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Q. You built a mashed potato-based car? How are you supposed to turn it on? On a horse. |
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| Author: | IantheGecko [ Thu Jun 15, 2006 4:24 am ] |
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Q: Where do YOU listen to Z105? A: He means nothing. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Thu Jun 15, 2006 5:27 am ] |
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Q: What is the signifigance of Clan? A: She's opened 15 bridges. |
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| Author: | version_1 [ Wed Jun 21, 2006 12:31 pm ] |
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Q: So what's happened to that cancerous growth on the back of your head? A: Because you didnt finish your broccoli, You cant have any. |
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