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Author:  Sarge [ Wed Jun 21, 2006 6:59 pm ]
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Q: Can we have Eyes Scream now?

A: He's blue and one of his eyes is bigger than the other.

Author:  Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Wed Jun 21, 2006 10:25 pm ]
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Q. What's up with Ian's latest avatar?

A. Because it's trying to KILL ME!

Author:  Sarge [ Wed Jun 21, 2006 10:36 pm ]
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Q: Why did you chop down my fiscus plant?

A: It's the un-cola.

Author:  HHFOV [ Thu Jun 22, 2006 12:41 am ]
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Q: Why do you hate Coke so much?
A: That's what she said!

Author:  Sarge [ Thu Jun 22, 2006 12:54 am ]
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Q: Are you aware that you smell like a root beer factory?

A: Come quick, we've been pinned down behind the lab by the chimps who throw their own poo!

Author:  Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Thu Jun 22, 2006 6:41 am ]
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Q. Cape Kenndey to International Space Station, what appears to be your problem again?

A. It works, but it's too uncomfortable.

Author:  Sarge [ Thu Jun 22, 2006 7:20 am ]
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Q: So, why are you returning your mouse?

A: You have <no> new mesages.

Author:  DukeNuke [ Thu Jun 22, 2006 8:56 am ]
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Q: sb_email.exe

A: quite rly

Author:  DeathlyPallor [ Thu Jun 22, 2006 9:01 am ]
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Q: Has the DeathlyPallor lost his mind because he hasn't had enough caffeine?

A: No! That is not what you do with a mango!

Author:  Sarge [ Thu Jun 22, 2006 9:38 am ]
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Q: Am I squeesing it right?
A: I am unanimous in that.

Author:  DeathlyPallor [ Thu Jun 22, 2006 9:46 am ]
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Q: What happens when all the voices in your head come to the consensus that they hate you?

A: Abe Vigoda, a tuning fork, and oraganic avocado dip.

Author:  Sarge [ Thu Jun 22, 2006 10:09 am ]
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Q: What three things do you most fear finding in the bedroom all at the same time?

A: It 'tis, it 'tis!

Author:  Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Thu Jun 22, 2006 8:04 pm ]
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Q. Milord, is thy wireless LAN up and runningeth, sir?

A. It shrunk me.

Author:  DeathlyPallor [ Thu Jun 22, 2006 11:42 pm ]
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Q: What happened to you after taking a bath in ice cubes?

A: Eww. That can get you arrested in at least 6 states.

Author:  Sarge [ Fri Jun 23, 2006 2:57 am ]
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Q: Are you gonna marry your dog?

A: It's just water, I swear!

Author:  Didymus [ Fri Jun 23, 2006 3:00 am ]
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Q: Couldn't make it to the men's room, eh?

A: Puppies, cotton candy, and Colonel Sanders.

Author:  Sarge [ Fri Jun 23, 2006 3:09 am ]
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Q: How did this room get to be such a mess?

A: Sour cream and onion.

Author:  Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Fri Jun 23, 2006 8:51 pm ]
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Q. Are those potato chips in my couch cushions?!?!?!

A. At least I kept my dignity, which is more than can be said for them.

Author:  Sarge [ Sat Jun 24, 2006 1:49 am ]
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Q: How'd you do at the pie-throwing match?

A: :SQUEEKY: ::SQUUUKYYYY:: SKUQQQUUUKK: <toot> :Honk: squeekyskquuekyskqueky ding!

Author:  IantheGecko [ Sat Jun 24, 2006 2:13 am ]
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Q: What's this button do?

A: Why, it's in your shoe.

Author:  Einoo T. Spork [ Sat Jun 24, 2006 2:14 am ]
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Q: Hey heyyyyyy, it's Sideshow Mel! How would you like to have a kick in the nuts, Sideshow Mel?

SIMULPOST!

Q: Where's my tongue?

A: No, he's an annoying person AND yogurt.

Author:  mathgrant [ Sat Jun 24, 2006 4:13 am ]
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Q: Is Einoo T. Spork an Annoying Person or Yogurt?

A: I was just kidding! Please don't kill me!

Author:  Sarge [ Sun Jun 25, 2006 5:57 am ]
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Q: What's the big idea, shooting me with a gun and then claiming itv was my fault?

A: They sell mints, mostly.

Author:  mathgrant [ Mon Jun 26, 2006 3:49 am ]
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Q: So, what do they sell at the Coin-Making Building Store?

A: Not on Blue Day, I'm not.

Author:  IantheGecko [ Mon Jun 26, 2006 3:51 am ]
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Q: Are you going to wear orange?

A: Well, I could get the Turbo.

Author:  Sarge [ Mon Jun 26, 2006 4:41 am ]
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Q: There's whiped cream all over the ceiling and the dog is coated in cake batter. Got enough power in that mixmaster of yours?

A: I'm drunk, not stupid. No, wait... what was the question again?

Author:  Sarge [ Thu Jul 06, 2006 12:31 am ]
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(sine nobody answered...)
Q: Can you walk a straight line for me sir?

A: Slotting in a little down-time?

Author:  Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Thu Jul 06, 2006 2:14 am ]
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Q. Hey, are you playing the Questions Only game?

A. I'll bet they have a tiny pool in there. With a water slide.

Author:  Sarge [ Thu Jul 06, 2006 3:30 am ]
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Q: What do you think of the Holiday Inn?

A: I have always been very much in contact with animals.

Author:  mathgrant [ Thu Jul 06, 2006 5:23 am ]
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Q: Could you please tell us more about yourself, Dr. Dolittle?

A: Because I'm the King of Town. Doo, diddy hoo, diddy hoo, diddy hoo.

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