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| Author: | Sarge [ Wed Jun 21, 2006 6:59 pm ] |
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Q: Can we have Eyes Scream now? A: He's blue and one of his eyes is bigger than the other. |
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| Author: | Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Wed Jun 21, 2006 10:25 pm ] |
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Q. What's up with Ian's latest avatar? A. Because it's trying to KILL ME! |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Wed Jun 21, 2006 10:36 pm ] |
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Q: Why did you chop down my fiscus plant? A: It's the un-cola. |
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| Author: | HHFOV [ Thu Jun 22, 2006 12:41 am ] |
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Q: Why do you hate Coke so much? A: That's what she said! |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Thu Jun 22, 2006 12:54 am ] |
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Q: Are you aware that you smell like a root beer factory? A: Come quick, we've been pinned down behind the lab by the chimps who throw their own poo! |
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| Author: | Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Thu Jun 22, 2006 6:41 am ] |
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Q. Cape Kenndey to International Space Station, what appears to be your problem again? A. It works, but it's too uncomfortable. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Thu Jun 22, 2006 7:20 am ] |
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Q: So, why are you returning your mouse? A: You have <no> new mesages. |
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| Author: | DukeNuke [ Thu Jun 22, 2006 8:56 am ] |
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Q: sb_email.exe A: quite rly |
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| Author: | DeathlyPallor [ Thu Jun 22, 2006 9:01 am ] |
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Q: Has the DeathlyPallor lost his mind because he hasn't had enough caffeine? A: No! That is not what you do with a mango! |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Thu Jun 22, 2006 9:38 am ] |
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Q: Am I squeesing it right? A: I am unanimous in that. |
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| Author: | DeathlyPallor [ Thu Jun 22, 2006 9:46 am ] |
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Q: What happens when all the voices in your head come to the consensus that they hate you? A: Abe Vigoda, a tuning fork, and oraganic avocado dip. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Thu Jun 22, 2006 10:09 am ] |
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Q: What three things do you most fear finding in the bedroom all at the same time? A: It 'tis, it 'tis! |
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| Author: | Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Thu Jun 22, 2006 8:04 pm ] |
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Q. Milord, is thy wireless LAN up and runningeth, sir? A. It shrunk me. |
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| Author: | DeathlyPallor [ Thu Jun 22, 2006 11:42 pm ] |
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Q: What happened to you after taking a bath in ice cubes? A: Eww. That can get you arrested in at least 6 states. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Fri Jun 23, 2006 2:57 am ] |
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Q: Are you gonna marry your dog? A: It's just water, I swear! |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Fri Jun 23, 2006 3:00 am ] |
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Q: Couldn't make it to the men's room, eh? A: Puppies, cotton candy, and Colonel Sanders. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Fri Jun 23, 2006 3:09 am ] |
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Q: How did this room get to be such a mess? A: Sour cream and onion. |
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| Author: | Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Fri Jun 23, 2006 8:51 pm ] |
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Q. Are those potato chips in my couch cushions?!?!?! A. At least I kept my dignity, which is more than can be said for them. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Sat Jun 24, 2006 1:49 am ] |
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Q: How'd you do at the pie-throwing match? A: QUEEKY: ::SQUUUKYYYY:: SKUQQQUUUKK: <toot> :Honk: squeekyskquuekyskqueky ding!
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| Author: | IantheGecko [ Sat Jun 24, 2006 2:13 am ] |
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Q: What's this button do? A: Why, it's in your shoe. |
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| Author: | Einoo T. Spork [ Sat Jun 24, 2006 2:14 am ] |
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Q: Hey heyyyyyy, it's Sideshow Mel! How would you like to have a kick in the nuts, Sideshow Mel? SIMULPOST! Q: Where's my tongue? A: No, he's an annoying person AND yogurt. |
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| Author: | mathgrant [ Sat Jun 24, 2006 4:13 am ] |
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Q: Is Einoo T. Spork an Annoying Person or Yogurt? A: I was just kidding! Please don't kill me! |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Sun Jun 25, 2006 5:57 am ] |
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Q: What's the big idea, shooting me with a gun and then claiming itv was my fault? A: They sell mints, mostly. |
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| Author: | mathgrant [ Mon Jun 26, 2006 3:49 am ] |
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Q: So, what do they sell at the Coin-Making Building Store? A: Not on Blue Day, I'm not. |
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| Author: | IantheGecko [ Mon Jun 26, 2006 3:51 am ] |
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Q: Are you going to wear orange? A: Well, I could get the Turbo. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Mon Jun 26, 2006 4:41 am ] |
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Q: There's whiped cream all over the ceiling and the dog is coated in cake batter. Got enough power in that mixmaster of yours? A: I'm drunk, not stupid. No, wait... what was the question again? |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Thu Jul 06, 2006 12:31 am ] |
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(sine nobody answered...) Q: Can you walk a straight line for me sir? A: Slotting in a little down-time? |
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| Author: | Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Thu Jul 06, 2006 2:14 am ] |
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Q. Hey, are you playing the Questions Only game? A. I'll bet they have a tiny pool in there. With a water slide. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Thu Jul 06, 2006 3:30 am ] |
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Q: What do you think of the Holiday Inn? A: I have always been very much in contact with animals. |
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| Author: | mathgrant [ Thu Jul 06, 2006 5:23 am ] |
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Q: Could you please tell us more about yourself, Dr. Dolittle? A: Because I'm the King of Town. Doo, diddy hoo, diddy hoo, diddy hoo. |
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