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Author:  Sarge [ Thu Jul 06, 2006 5:50 am ]
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Q: Why do you have your very own quite popular cartoon show?

A: It opened unexpectedly.

Author:  IantheGecko [ Thu Jul 06, 2006 6:02 am ]
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Q: Why is your fly open?

A: I have 6 bucks.

Author:  mathgrant [ Thu Jul 06, 2006 6:21 am ]
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Q: I have 7 bulls, 3 rams, and a tomcat. What male animals do YOU have?

A: Noooooooooooooooo. That's. . . that's evil!

Author:  Sarge [ Thu Jul 06, 2006 10:33 am ]
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Q: Is that good?

A: It's too hot for that right now.

Author:  mathgrant [ Thu Jul 06, 2006 1:50 pm ]
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Q: I'm bored. Wanna freeze something?

A: Striped pants.

Author:  TrogdorTSL [ Thu Jul 06, 2006 1:53 pm ]
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Q: What is that old man in the corner wearing?

A: In the bottom drawer on the left.

Author:  Sarge [ Thu Jul 06, 2006 9:49 pm ]
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Q: Where's Satan?

A: Foghat, Slow Ride.

Author:  JTHomeslice [ Thu Jul 06, 2006 10:10 pm ]
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Q: Can you name 2 random things?

A:I don't know, but it was purple when I found it.

Author:  Peter222 [ Thu Jul 06, 2006 10:12 pm ]
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Q Do you, for some reason hate mangos?

A Pants and tea

Author:  HHFOV [ Thu Jul 06, 2006 11:12 pm ]
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Q:What two things put together can sometimes be very unpleasant when worn?
A:Because yo mama is so stupid she thought Tupac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.

Author:  Neoguy [ Tue Jul 11, 2006 12:06 am ]
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Q: why did this happen?

A: ...I don't want to talk about it...

Author:  Alexander [ Tue Jul 11, 2006 1:27 am ]
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Q: What happend to you?
A: Somebody set up us the bomb.

:p

Author:  Sarge [ Tue Jul 11, 2006 4:59 pm ]
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Q: Why is the bomb squad here?

A: Sorry, it's raining outside.

Author:  DESTROY US ALL! [ Tue Jul 11, 2006 6:09 pm ]
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Q: Why'd you come in through the dog door?

A: Its only temporary.

Author:  Sarge [ Tue Jul 11, 2006 7:19 pm ]
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Q: When did you get that tatoo?

A: Random acts of Sax and Vilolins.

Author:  Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Wed Jul 12, 2006 5:58 am ]
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Q. Arrg! What is that horrible stuff they're piping in the elevator?

A. Half of his superpowers.

Author:  Sarge [ Wed Jul 12, 2006 10:59 pm ]
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Q: What did you get from Superman?

A: Open air.

Author:  The Zephyr Song [ Thu Jul 13, 2006 9:17 pm ]
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Q: What's the first thing you learn how to do at the Mime Academy?

A: It's a trap!

Author:  Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Thu Jul 13, 2006 10:09 pm ]
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Q. Wait, WHY shouldn't I just barge into this ancient tomb again?

A. Yeah, but they're cute, though.

Author:  Sarge [ Thu Jul 13, 2006 10:17 pm ]
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Q: Aren't you concerned that you've bankrupted yourself buying Beanie Babies?

A: Go crazy, Broadway Style!

Author:  Shopiom [ Sat Jul 15, 2006 2:32 am ]
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Q. What did you tell Broadway before they made Wicked?
A. Because iTunes said so!

Author:  buhubs [ Sat Jul 15, 2006 2:35 am ]
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Q:Mommy, why do telemarketers exist?
A:5 dead presidents say you can't jump the wall

Author:  Sarge [ Sat Jul 15, 2006 4:26 am ]
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Q: What did you tell Homestar to get him to jump the wall behind Strong Bad's house?

A: Don't worry, it will ride up with wear.

Author:  netzen [ Sat Jul 15, 2006 1:37 pm ]
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Q:What's with my pants?

A:The lion in my pantry.

Author:  JTHomeslice [ Sat Jul 15, 2006 1:45 pm ]
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Q:Where's my other lion?

A: Hulk Hogan won World War 3.

Author:  Sarge [ Sat Jul 15, 2006 4:48 pm ]
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Q: What's with the upsurge in Hulkamania?

A: I always loose at that.

Author:  mathgrant [ Sat Jul 15, 2006 5:32 pm ]
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Q: Why don't you enter the spell-the-word-lose-correctly contest?

A: It's not HoJo, it's HoBo.

Author:  IantheGecko [ Sat Jul 15, 2006 5:41 pm ]
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Q: What's that hotel called again?

A: He took a break.

Author:  mathgrant [ Sat Jul 15, 2006 5:47 pm ]
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Q: I SAID that the car parts thief took a brake! What did you think I said?

A: King me!

Author:  IantheGecko [ Sat Jul 15, 2006 5:53 pm ]
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Q: Prince who?

A: It's in the house.

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