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Author:  Marshmallow Roast [ Mon Jul 17, 2006 1:16 am ]
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Q: How can you prove you ate an expanding watermelon?

A: Underneath the green one.

Author:  IantheGecko [ Mon Jul 17, 2006 1:20 am ]
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Q: Dude, where's my car?

A: I don't know. *SLIME'd!*

Author:  Sarge [ Mon Jul 17, 2006 3:56 am ]
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Q: Where's the slime monster?

A: That's kind of like what I like to do.

Author:  mathgrant [ Mon Jul 17, 2006 4:37 am ]
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Q: Wanna ate, ate, ate some ay-pples and bay-nay-nays?

A: Get me some water! *water falls from the 'bove*

Author:  Sarge [ Mon Jul 17, 2006 4:43 am ]
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Q: What did you say that flooded Louisiana?

A: Dad.

Author:  IantheGecko [ Mon Jul 17, 2006 4:46 am ]
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Q: Who moved my cheese?

A: The letter H.

Author:  Sarge [ Mon Jul 17, 2006 4:55 am ]
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Q: What was this episode of Sesseme Street brought to you by?

A: On my signal, unleash hell.

Author:  IantheGecko [ Mon Jul 17, 2006 5:16 am ]
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Q: Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

A: Because it exploded.

Author:  Sarge [ Mon Jul 17, 2006 5:43 am ]
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Q: Why is your head spread out into a thin paste that covers all four walls?

A: Yeah, whatever.

Author:  Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Mon Jul 17, 2006 5:48 am ]
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Q. OMG dude! I just won the freakin' lottery!

A. Maybe it's FRIENDLY!

Author:  Sarge [ Mon Jul 17, 2006 1:17 pm ]
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Q: Godizilla! Godizilla! Who will save us?

A: There's enough wine in here to float a boat.

Author:  Jimmie [ Mon Jul 17, 2006 3:58 pm ]
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Q: Are you drunk?

A: Ooh! Level 69 Mage! NARF!

Author:  IantheGecko [ Mon Jul 17, 2006 5:17 pm ]
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Q: So, what's new today?

A: In short, I broke it.

Author:  mathgrant [ Mon Jul 17, 2006 5:28 pm ]
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Q: What happened to the fourth wall when you realized you were in a cartoon?

A: West.

Author:  Sarge [ Mon Jul 17, 2006 5:57 pm ]
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Q: East?

A: 1.

Author:  mathgrant [ Mon Jul 17, 2006 6:58 pm ]
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Q: How many digits does my IQ have?

A: One point two.

Author:  Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Mon Jul 17, 2006 8:23 pm ]
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Q. How many childeren are the the average American household?

A. I saw a guy do this on a TV show once; don't worry.

Author:  Einoo T. Spork [ Mon Jul 17, 2006 9:06 pm ]
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Q: Are you sure setting your tongue on fire and attaching rabid weasels to your face is safe?

A: I think it has something to do with Feng Shui or something, maybe.

Author:  Jimmie [ Mon Jul 17, 2006 10:30 pm ]
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Q: What's so significant about the Lampshade of No Significance? (whoever gets the reference and PMs me with it gets a mystery prize)

A: I tried it once before. It was lame.

Author:  Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Mon Jul 17, 2006 10:58 pm ]
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Q. By meditating, I have reach spiritual Nirvana; and you?

A. And that is why you should never buy a drink for a spy.

Author:  IantheGecko [ Tue Jul 18, 2006 2:50 am ]
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Q: So, why shouldn't I go inside this bar?

A: Purple.

Author:  mathgrant [ Tue Jul 18, 2006 3:37 am ]
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Q: This question is written in what color ink?

A: Evaporation.

Author:  Sarge [ Tue Jul 18, 2006 8:33 am ]
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Q: Great. We're stuck. How do we get out?

A: Yes, but I'm out of ammo.

Author:  dcheatbot [ Tue Jul 18, 2006 11:20 am ]
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Q Time to commit suicide!

A silly rabbit trix are for kids

Author:  Sarge [ Tue Jul 18, 2006 1:42 pm ]
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Q: What does it say on the side of your cereal box?

A: Beam me up, Scotty.

Author:  mathgrant [ Tue Jul 18, 2006 3:57 pm ]
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Q: Are you a dork-on?

A: When is not the question.

Author:  Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Wed Jul 19, 2006 8:28 am ]
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Q. When will you pay me back my ten bucks?

A. Only use the red ones!

Author:  J-Man [ Wed Jul 19, 2006 9:23 am ]
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Q: Any tips on how to wire up a timebomb?

A: Hey, that is correct!

Author:  Sarge [ Wed Jul 19, 2006 1:17 pm ]
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Q: Everybody, Everybody?

A: Mmm.... no.

Author:  just a username [ Wed Jul 19, 2006 1:19 pm ]
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Q: Can you make me a cool signature?

A: I got a better idea, how about I jump off a cliff!

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