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Q:I KILL YOU!!!

A:It had all started one lonely day in August. The sun had begun to set, seemingly having finished with a hard day's work, as the lowering of the sun mirrored the gradually increasing laziness of the general populace.

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Q; I'm having too much fun. Could you bore me to death right ow, please?

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Q: Could you post a bunch of random GIFs and PNGs for me, please? No reason, I just want some GIFs and PNGs.

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Q: Oh, wise, smart, knowledgeable, smart, and wise Guru, please tell me the answer to this question which is troubling me: what is the meaning of life?

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Q:I heard that you were a musical schitzophrenic. Is this true? And if so, tell me about your split personalities.

A: I'd say it'd depend upon the color of the platypus.


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Q: So, will my pet platypus be safe if anyone ever throws a Destroys All Blue Things And Nothing Else bomb at it?

A: Why, yes, actually, I was in the middle of doing so when you knocked.

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Q: Who wrote "GOBLINS ARE TEH KEWL LOL" on all my T-shirts?

A: Wow, I think you just set the record for the stupidest question ever asked. Congraduration!


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Q: Wiggle-figgle dum-de flab-dab kabbab kankananananananan scheeooooo-wop fldldl kjada askarar flop rarjher ver verbobin snickikiklo asdor frak skca sko sku ski skipper-dipper doo-dad frapnap shionion slig slagggggggggg franpfrop alswas ii?

A: Oh, that's just Earl.

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Q: There is an amoeba on my Jello! AN AMOEBA ON MY JELLO! GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF!!!

A: Erm....I think when you unstick it and absorb the remnants with a non-stick pan, you should be alright


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Q: How can I live with this sticky creature stuck to my back?

A: That's what you get for hanging out with Richard Simmons.

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Q. Why do I feel an uncontrollable urge to do aerobics every time I hear a song from the 50's?

A. It's down somewhere on page 59.

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Q: Where in this book can I find the number 59 in the corner of one of the pages?

A: Wait, is that a re-- No! No! No! AHHHHHHHHHH!

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Question: Where does the book 101 Things To Do With Jello get to the section on bathtubs?

Answer: 42 knots on a good day.

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Q: How fast can you swim, and how many times can you tie a rope while doing it, and how many big spots can you usually find on the side of a nearby wooden boat in the process?

A: In the sewers, you idiot!

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Q: Duhhhhh. . . where can I find me some sewer water?

A: Wait, is that a re-- No! No! No! AHHHHHHHHHH!

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Q: Don't make me use this Michael Jackson that I have!

A: Many, many, few, many. Maybe not. Ninjas.

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Q. How many samurai did you see?

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[I'll have you know that that is the funniest thing I have read or heard in a good while. I laughed 'till I almost cried just now.]

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A: Yes, it was the middle one.

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A. The same as that one Tom Cruise movie.

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Question: If the earth were being invaded by aliens, how would you act?

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Q: What is the meaning of life?

A: Dogs don't like broccoli.

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Q: Why is Spot puking?

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Q: Wow, did you guys really like my version of the Cartoon'd! theme better than SEAN'D!'s original version? Or like any of my music at all?

A: Flora and fauna. Or something.

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Q: And what are your sisters' names again?

A: Lucky!

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Q:I just found this £1000000000 pound note on the ground, what do think?

A:homsar :p :homsar: vs trogdor :mrgreen: :trogdor:

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What matchup do you want to see in H*R Kombat?

White Albacore

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