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Q: So I heard you were recently diagnosed with a disease in which "White Albacore" was all you could say. Is this true?

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Q: How did I just cause Homestar Runner to rule and the movie Gigli to start sucking again?

A: Electronica. Sure. *glares*

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A: How do you explai-ai-ain, how do you descri-i-ibe.

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Q: Why won't Homestar Runner ever have its own TV series?

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