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| Author: | Sarge [ Thu Dec 14, 2006 4:03 pm ] |
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Q: Do those tacos have lots of flavour to them? A: A phone book. |
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| Author: | Droideka [ Thu Dec 14, 2006 11:51 pm ] |
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Q: Where'd ya say those phone numbers were? A: I do not think that is possible with Somm-1's current programming. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Fri Dec 15, 2006 12:17 am ] |
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Q: Can I use Somm-1 to make copies of NFL broadcasts with implied oral consent, not express written consent? A: 200mg of Ibuprofen. :poke!: wake up, forum gamers. It's A & Q time. |
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| Author: | Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Sat Dec 16, 2006 5:42 am ] |
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Q. I got a nail stuck in my head. What should I take? A. No no no, you put the LIME in the coconut! |
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| Author: | Tian [ Sat Dec 16, 2006 5:56 am ] |
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So the coconut in the lime dip or...? That's mean. |
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| Author: | mathgrant [ Sat Dec 16, 2006 6:01 am ] |
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Q: So, I know what median and mode are, but could you help me remember what the name of it is when you divide the sum of the elements by the number of elements? A: Never! Not in a thousand years for a thousand dollars! |
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| Author: | Tian [ Sat Dec 16, 2006 6:02 am ] |
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Will i give you S1000000 dollars? Yum!!!! |
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| Author: | mathgrant [ Sat Dec 16, 2006 6:17 am ] |
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Q: What do you think of this fruitcake? A: Okay, but only because The Eagles are involved. |
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| Author: | Tian [ Sat Dec 16, 2006 6:19 am ] |
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Q: Should i protect all birds in this country? A: Yeh, i've done that about 100 times before. |
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| Author: | IantheGecko [ Sat Dec 16, 2006 6:39 am ] |
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Q: Have you ever milked a goat? A: $17.50 for 2-Day, $12.50 for 3-Day Select. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Sat Dec 16, 2006 6:59 am ] |
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Q: I need to buy some time, man. What sort of prices am I looking at? A: It's really deep in there. |
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| Author: | mathgrant [ Sat Dec 16, 2006 7:02 am ] |
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Q: What do you know about the philosophy class? A: Hogan's Alley. |
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| Author: | IantheGecko [ Sat Dec 16, 2006 7:03 am ] |
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Q: Where do you find Hogan's Heroes? A: Just a little lip balm. |
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| Author: | Somm-1 [ Sat Dec 16, 2006 9:40 am ] |
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Q: What did they use to preserve this mummified lip? A: And that's why they always pluck chickens instead of turkeys. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Sat Dec 16, 2006 10:17 pm ] |
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Q: Can you say something that Homsar would say? A: Dieting. |
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| Author: | mathgrant [ Sat Dec 16, 2006 10:45 pm ] |
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Q: In a word, could you describe how a perfectly healthy American woman becomes a supermodel? A: I'm so tempted to make a musical joke, but I won't. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Sat Dec 16, 2006 11:17 pm ] |
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Q: How much more baked beans do you want? A: I like it. Do it again. |
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| Author: | Kariia [ Sat Dec 16, 2006 11:20 pm ] |
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Q: What's your position on this horrible murder? A: And that's because you're weird. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Sat Dec 16, 2006 11:44 pm ] |
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Q: So you think I'm obsessed about Star Wars? Why? A: He's chewwy. |
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| Author: | netzen [ Sat Dec 16, 2006 11:48 pm ] |
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How would you discribe Willy Wonka? Johnie stood while the Sasquatches closed in. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Sun Dec 17, 2006 2:49 am ] |
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Q: What happened to Johnie? A: That's not funny! |
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| Author: | Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Sun Dec 17, 2006 9:39 pm ] |
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Q. Hey, why'd that chicken just cross the road? A. Not this one. |
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| Author: | Droideka [ Sun Dec 17, 2006 10:05 pm ] |
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Q: Which used car should we get? A: I think it's time to leave. |
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| Author: | Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Sun Dec 17, 2006 10:11 pm ] |
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Q. But Captain! Don't you know that the ship will self-destruct in one minute? A. No, no, NOT yay. |
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| Author: | mathgrant [ Sun Dec 17, 2006 10:21 pm ] |
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Q: From now on, all radio stations will play nothing but commercial-free rap and country 24/7! Isn't that great? A: Twice today. |
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| Author: | Droideka [ Sun Dec 17, 2006 10:24 pm ] |
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Q: How many times have you taken that "take it once a month only, no more or you die pill." A: Someone else should do it. |
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| Author: | mathgrant [ Sun Dec 17, 2006 10:29 pm ] |
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Q: Would you please pass the buck? A: That's why I'm never buying a keyboard from him again. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Sun Dec 17, 2006 11:40 pm ] |
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Q: Why is this keyboard covered in jam and missing it's shift keys? A: Mulder and Scully. |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Mon Dec 18, 2006 2:13 am ] |
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Q:What's the weather forecast for today? A: To put it mildly, it was just not a good idea. |
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| Author: | Droideka [ Mon Dec 18, 2006 2:16 am ] |
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Q: What do you think about me giving Sommy an electrical device for Christmas. (Which I will, coincedentally) A: Thomas Taylor, the paintballer. |
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