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Author:  Sarge [ Mon Dec 18, 2006 2:27 am ]
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Q: Do we have a suspect in the red-paint shooting spree case yet?

A: My karma ran over your dogma.

Author:  Droideka [ Mon Dec 18, 2006 3:26 pm ]
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Q: OUCH!!! What happened to my forehead?

A: Look at the Wikipedia article on Oliver Lang.

Author:  Sarge [ Mon Dec 18, 2006 5:06 pm ]
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Q: Where can I find more info on professional paintballers?

A: Sorry, it's still frozen.

Author:  StrongRad [ Mon Dec 18, 2006 5:28 pm ]
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Q:Did you put the turkey into the oven yet?

A: Probably not since last Christmas.

Author:  Droideka [ Mon Dec 18, 2006 8:28 pm ]
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Q: When was the last time you celebrated Christmas?

A: Give thanks, for I am he.

Author:  Sarge [ Mon Dec 18, 2006 9:18 pm ]
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Q: Is the guy from Biblical Pizza Delivery Inc. here yet?

A: Pablo.

Author:  HHFOV [ Mon Dec 18, 2006 9:45 pm ]
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Q: What was the name of that one illegal Mexican?

A: That was the name I uttered to myself as I sprinted down the hallway in short gasps of air.

Author:  Sarge [ Mon Dec 18, 2006 10:36 pm ]
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Q: Who's Melvin?

A: It's a Silent Movie.

Author:  Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Tue Dec 19, 2006 2:47 am ]
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Q. Why are we watching a movie about MIMES?

A. It needs a little more pepper.

Author:  The Snork [ Tue Dec 19, 2006 2:50 am ]
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Q: What do you think of this completely inedible concoction of various species of carnivorous plant?

A: The pain... OH, DA SUFF'RIN'!

Author:  Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Tue Dec 19, 2006 3:02 am ]
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Q. Hey there, pardner, what d'you think of mah fake Western ack-scent?

A. Psh. Nobody will notice.

Author:  Sarge [ Tue Dec 19, 2006 10:33 pm ]
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Q: Hey, the book that Bush is reading is upside down. Should we tell him?

A: Happy.

Author:  buhubs [ Tue Dec 19, 2006 10:44 pm ]
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Q: What do you feel when you have a makeoutage?

A: Well, one hit me in the eye.

Author:  Droideka [ Tue Dec 19, 2006 10:58 pm ]
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Q: You ever seen a basketball player?

A: No, probably NOT a good idea.

Author:  Sherlockrunner [ Tue Dec 19, 2006 11:12 pm ]
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Q: Do you think i should go skinny dipping with some sharks?
A:yeah they called and said freak you dell harbor!

Author:  Sarge [ Wed Dec 20, 2006 3:42 am ]
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Q: Did hollywood call when I was out?

A: It gives you more choices than ever before!

Author:  Sherlockrunner [ Wed Dec 20, 2006 4:06 am ]
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Q: if i go to todays blow out game what will it do for me?

A:They called and said it would get better in four to six weeks.

Author:  Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Wed Dec 20, 2006 4:23 am ]
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Q. Uh, did you call the doctor about those glowing red eyes, fangs, and horns sprouting out of your forehead?

A. Well, of COURSE I have to be better than you!

Author:  mathgrant [ Wed Dec 20, 2006 4:26 am ]
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Q: How come you get Fox and I get all 24 other characters in the school "Super Smash Bros. Melee" play?

A: 0123.

Author:  Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Wed Dec 20, 2006 4:32 am ]
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(If a school ever puts on a play like that, I will seek them out and IMMEDIATELY go to visit.)

Q. Wait a minute, your PIN is WHAT?

A. Not the beanbag chair!

Author:  Sarge [ Wed Dec 20, 2006 4:42 am ]
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Q: Which chair do you want at the dinner table?

A: The Sword of the Stars!

Author:  Sherlockrunner [ Wed Dec 20, 2006 4:47 am ]
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Q: what the crap was Johnny threw up?

A:its all in the package

Author:  mathgrant [ Wed Dec 20, 2006 4:58 am ]
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Q: Where's that hidden anthrax you said I need to be looking out for?

A: No, I'm pretty sure that's wrong.

Author:  Sarge [ Wed Dec 20, 2006 6:17 am ]
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Q: The name of the show is "Who's Lime Is It Anyways?" right?

A: My name is Bond. James Bond.

Author:  Sherlockrunner [ Wed Dec 20, 2006 2:51 pm ]
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Q:Ah, Shoot, what is my name?

A: I can, you were right all along!

Author:  Sarge [ Wed Dec 20, 2006 10:22 pm ]
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Q: Stave it off, one,two, three, and now you can count to three?

A: Go ask Alice, when she's ten feet tall.

Author:  Droideka [ Wed Dec 20, 2006 10:28 pm ]
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Q: Who should I ask to put this basketball in the hoop withour throwing it or jumping?

A: I feel, ummm... well... Spockish

Author:  Sherlockrunner [ Wed Dec 20, 2006 11:18 pm ]
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Q: How do you feel after eating your own... ert you know??

A:Why did you do THAT, i hate you!

Author:  mathgrant [ Wed Dec 20, 2006 11:59 pm ]
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Q: I just downloaded "You're Beautiful" as a ring tone on your cell phone, whaddya think?

A: Maybe tomorrow I won't.

Author:  Droideka [ Thu Dec 21, 2006 1:55 am ]
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Q: When will you not be yourself?

A: I don't know, maybe never.

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