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| Author: | Beyond the Grave [ Thu Dec 21, 2006 3:10 am ] |
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Q: What are Bill Frist's chances of becoming president? A: 105 in Los Angeles |
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| Author: | The Cup of Coffee [ Thu Dec 21, 2006 3:12 am ] |
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How much is a TV? A: Billy. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Thu Dec 21, 2006 3:20 am ] |
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Q: Who do you want to eat next? A: It's not a tumor. |
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| Author: | Beyond the Grave [ Thu Dec 21, 2006 3:29 am ] |
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Q: Who is your dad and what does he do? A: Hope is Emo. |
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| Author: | mathgrant [ Thu Dec 21, 2006 3:48 am ] |
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Q: That guy Bob who sang "Thanks For The Memory" is cutting himself with a knife in the bathroom! Why? A: Power to him. Pshaw. |
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| Author: | Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Thu Dec 21, 2006 3:53 am ] |
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Q. AWESOME! My best friend is now the President, and I'm his Vice Presient! Isn't that neat? A. No, it was a different Beach Boy. |
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| Author: | Sherlockrunner [ Thu Dec 21, 2006 8:19 pm ] |
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Q: Hey those are the beachy boys! is that Tom Cruise with them? A: No i dropped it in Jimmy's well |
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| Author: | Did he sell eggs? [ Thu Dec 21, 2006 8:28 pm ] |
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Q. Dag nabbit, did I lose my baby again? A. Lots of shoes. |
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| Author: | Sherlockrunner [ Thu Dec 21, 2006 8:40 pm ] |
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Q: What did you buy? A: Your Crazy |
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| Author: | Did he sell eggs? [ Thu Dec 21, 2006 8:47 pm ] |
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Q. I think emos are cool! Anyone agree? A. Only if you wear clothes this time. |
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| Author: | Sherlockrunner [ Thu Dec 21, 2006 8:53 pm ] |
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Q: Wanna take a jog? A:Wrecked my Car |
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| Author: | Did he sell eggs? [ Thu Dec 21, 2006 8:57 pm ] |
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(Bwa-ha-ha-ha! That was good.) Q. Why does your arm have a windsheild whiper through it? A. I am a politician. |
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| Author: | Wesstarrunner [ Thu Dec 21, 2006 9:22 pm ] |
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Q: What do you do with your free time? A: I love cake. |
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| Author: | mathgrant [ Fri Dec 22, 2006 1:25 am ] |
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Q: Why do you always go to all of these weddings uninvited? A: Sure; just, let me find it first! |
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| Author: | Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Fri Dec 22, 2006 2:07 am ] |
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Q. Hey, kids! Let's play GREEN'S SCEENS! A. They're having a lover's quarrel. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Fri Dec 22, 2006 7:23 am ] |
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Q: What are those two gay crossbowmen doing with that bundle of crossbow bolts? (In case you didn't know, a bundle of crossbow bolts is called a Quarrel) A: I'm downloading it now. |
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| Author: | mathgrant [ Fri Dec 22, 2006 8:07 am ] |
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Q: Have you heard that new song protesting copyright infringement? A: That's a good one! |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Fri Dec 22, 2006 4:43 pm ] |
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Q: Is this a bad guy? A: I'm back. |
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| Author: | Sherlockrunner [ Fri Dec 22, 2006 4:51 pm ] |
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Q: I wonder when he's gonna get back? A: Your team lost by 100 points |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Fri Dec 22, 2006 5:12 pm ] |
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Q: Did we do better once I eliminated the entire other team? A: Should not have got on this flight tonight. |
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| Author: | Sherlockrunner [ Fri Dec 22, 2006 5:15 pm ] |
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Q: Sir, do you have a gun with you? A:No she's just a friend! |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Fri Dec 22, 2006 5:28 pm ] |
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Q: Is that hot chickxor your sistoxr? A: Formula 40. |
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| Author: | Sherlockrunner [ Fri Dec 22, 2006 5:30 pm ] |
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Q: What are you using to get out that pizza sauce stain? A:I Curled up in a ball for eight weeks! |
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| Author: | Did he sell eggs? [ Fri Dec 22, 2006 6:00 pm ] |
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Q. What did you do when you died? A. What? That isn't a question! |
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| Author: | mathgrant [ Fri Dec 22, 2006 6:25 pm ] |
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Q: So, I watched your interview on the Interview Network last night, and I have one thing to ask you: Ding ding flip flop fleeber? Jamba jamba woogie boogie! A: Tomorrow's will be much better, trust me! |
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| Author: | Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Fri Dec 22, 2006 6:34 pm ] |
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Q. Eeeew. Are these "hamburgers" you're serving us, or charcol briquettes? A. Sorry, but I couldn't think of anything wittier. |
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| Author: | Did he sell eggs? [ Fri Dec 22, 2006 6:40 pm ] |
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Q. Our last questions asked if you like killing innocent animals. You responded with "Will the duck fling with the throw?" Why? A. What? That isn't an answer! |
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| Author: | Checkot Fige [ Fri Dec 22, 2006 6:46 pm ] |
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Q: You want to know why I have this pizza in my armpit. But I ask you: Would you dare go parasailing without one? A: You shouldn't worry too much about it, I don't think it can go all the way through your son's head. |
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| Author: | Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Fri Dec 22, 2006 7:32 pm ] |
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Q. Are you sure it's alright to let him play with those paper shurikens? A. See, you did it again! Mom is really gonna hate us now. |
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| Author: | Wesstarrunner [ Fri Dec 22, 2006 9:21 pm ] |
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Q:How do you like my large statue of fondue pots? A:I took a bath a week a go! BOTPD |
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