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Q: Why are there sports referees counting to 10 everywhere?

A: When you stop wearing it.

(Edit: In retrospect, a better Q for "A: We're doing it the old-fashioned way." might have been: "Q: Why are you guys pirating music by holding those tape recorders up next to those phonographs?")

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