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: Hey, woud you like to come talk to me?
A: Gag me with a spork!
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| Author: | Sherlockrunner [ Fri Dec 22, 2006 9:56 pm ] |
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Q: When Was the last time you took a bath? you smell A:No you can go ahead, as long as i still get my hot dog. |
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| Author: | Wesstarrunner [ Fri Dec 22, 2006 9:59 pm ] |
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Q: So you don't want full body plastic surgurey Mr. Brown? A:I AM THE GUY! |
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| Author: | Sherlockrunner [ Fri Dec 22, 2006 10:00 pm ] |
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Q: Who's the guy on TV? A:I like to say Wensday! |
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| Author: | Checkot Fige [ Fri Dec 22, 2006 10:02 pm ] |
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Q: Who wants to represent our country in the nose-pickathon? EDIT: Quention'd wrong answer. Q: Why did you tell me your favourite food was 'Wednesday'? A: That toilet's not usually up there, I promise! |
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| Author: | Wesstarrunner [ Fri Dec 22, 2006 10:06 pm ] |
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(I'ma champ! I picked my nose till fifth grade!) Q:May I ask why my new house is upside down Mrs. Realastateagent? A:Moo, just plain moo. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Sat Dec 23, 2006 1:52 am ] |
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Q: You want some cheese with your moo-cow burger? A: May Contain Nuts. |
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| Author: | mathgrant [ Sat Dec 23, 2006 2:06 am ] |
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Q: What's this warning on this package of Edible Bolts say? A: Because you forgot to color it! |
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| Author: | Wesstarrunner [ Sat Dec 23, 2006 2:11 am ] |
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Q:Why did I get a freakin' F on my English report? A:Mustard not Ketchup. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Sat Dec 23, 2006 2:36 am ] |
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Q: What do you want on your french fries? A: It's full of cheese. |
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| Author: | The Experimental Film [ Sat Dec 23, 2006 2:54 am ] |
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Q. When life throws tomatoes at you, what do you use? A. I've got a drinking problem. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Sat Dec 23, 2006 4:46 am ] |
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Q: Can you name your most exotic eating fantasy? A: Captain Janeway calls it the galaxy's best organic suspension beverage. |
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| Author: | Checkot Fige [ Sat Dec 23, 2006 5:23 am ] |
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Q: Is there a bat in the cave? A: It's not the first time I've dated a chihuahua. |
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| Author: | EveryoneLovesStevenRight? [ Sat Dec 23, 2006 5:29 am ] |
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Q: Is this the first time you've dated a chihuahua? A: Blasphemy! |
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| Author: | mathgrant [ Sat Dec 23, 2006 6:26 am ] |
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Q: Does Steven suck? A: He's made of tin, that's why! |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Sat Dec 23, 2006 8:01 am ] |
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Q: Why is SOMM stuck to my fridge magnets? A: I hate cutting hair. |
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| Author: | Capt. Ido Nos [ Sat Dec 23, 2006 5:03 pm ] |
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Q: Okay, give me the first two words that pop into your head, only the first one has to be hyphenated, and the other has to be spelled wrong. A: My ears, my kidneys, and my left pinky toe. |
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| Author: | Kariia [ Sat Dec 23, 2006 5:09 pm ] |
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Q: How much will you pay for this car? A: I'm afraid I'm going to have to run away and barf now. |
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| Author: | The_Other_White_Meat [ Sat Dec 23, 2006 5:56 pm ] |
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Q: : Hey, woud you like to come talk to me?
A: Gag me with a spork! |
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| Author: | Wesstarrunner [ Sat Dec 23, 2006 9:39 pm ] |
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Q: Why are you living? A: Like wow... Not really you suck! HAHAHA! |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Sun Dec 24, 2006 2:34 am ] |
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Q: Hey, who squished all my bananas? A: ad astra per aspera |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Sun Dec 24, 2006 3:21 am ] |
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Q: Hey, your hair is turning purple and burning! What is this new shampoo you're using? A: I'm afraid we have to kill you now. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Sun Dec 24, 2006 4:35 am ] |
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Q: Quere vois, lau? A: Those aren't O's! |
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| Author: | mathgrant [ Mon Dec 25, 2006 9:13 pm ] |
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Q: Are those zeroes? A: Maybe Mack. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Mon Dec 25, 2006 9:52 pm ] |
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Q: Is that Fantasy Poetry Slam 2006? A: We're doing it the old-fashioned way. |
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| Author: | mathgrant [ Mon Dec 25, 2006 10:40 pm ] |
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Q: Why are you guys fixing my plumbing with duct tape!?!?!??!?!??!?! A: Lemons. . . forsooth! |
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| Author: | Kariia [ Mon Dec 25, 2006 10:42 pm ] |
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Q: Do you like Lemon Demon? A: I suppose I could spare this dead blade of grass. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Tue Dec 26, 2006 2:12 am ] |
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Q: Got anything to eat? A: It's Boxing Day! |
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| Author: | mathgrant [ Tue Dec 26, 2006 3:12 am ] |
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Q: Why are there sports referees counting to 10 everywhere? A: When you stop wearing it. (Edit: In retrospect, a better Q for "A: We're doing it the old-fashioned way." might have been: "Q: Why are you guys pirating music by holding those tape recorders up next to those phonographs?") |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Tue Dec 26, 2006 6:27 am ] |
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Q: Psychogenic? A: We're not sure. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Tue Dec 26, 2006 8:49 am ] |
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Q: What's the name of the game? A: A box of socks. |
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