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A: Unfortunatly, we drained the Thames.

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A: I cannot do that, sir. Too risky.

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Q: Hey man, can you tell me what time it is?

A: Fish. Lots of them.

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Q: So, what can we expect at this "fish market" of yours?

A: Oddly, no.

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Q: I need crossword help. Can you think of a four-letter word beginning with FOU, and the clue is "what two plus two equals"?

A: She's not my secretary.

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Q. Errr, sir, your secretary is putting mac 'n' cheese in all the filing cabintets again.

A. No, but you can use my raincoat.

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Q: I just spilled some water, may I borrow your sponge?

A: Pee, eye, en, ess, eye, are.

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Q. Can you somehow trick these third graders into laughing for me?

A. I KNOW that wasn't what you meant! I'm sorry!

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Q: Arrrr! Why be ye punting all me treasure off me ship? That's not what I meant when I said "Let's kick some booty!" Arrrrrr!

A: No, yes, no, no, and yes.

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Q: Do your want fries with those burgers?

A: On top of Old Smokey, all covered with cheese.

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A: Battlestar Galactica.

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A: Dude, your eyes just, like, popped out of your skull. What do you like so much about the Sci-Fi channel?

Q: My secret has been discovered.

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Q. IM IN UR BASE KILLN UR... WAIT, WERE R UR DOODZ?

A. But that makes it funny!

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A: It just wants to rip your face off.

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Q: Why is you kitty looking at me like that?

A: Insert fifty cents to continue.

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Q. What do you MEAN I only have 24 hours to live?

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Did he sell eggs?
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Q. Ummmm... Thats really not very questionable, eh?

A. About 7 hours or so.

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Q: How long did it take your crappy old computer to figure out what two times five equaled?

A: People of your profession are all alike! I'm never speaking to any of you again! HMPH!

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A: It's for the benefit of Mr. Kite.

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Did he sell eggs?
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Q. Daddy, what are roo doing wit dose scissors?

A. Just for that, I'm gonna shoot you.

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(Sarge, that was GENIUSSSSSSSS. =D)

Q: Coach Z, what are curves which are parts of circles called?

A: Good point. I'll add a 9th.

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Q: That octopus doesn't seem to have enough legs.

A: Press SELECT.

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Q: What do you think of being forced to listen to me sing?

A: That won't work! *falls asleep*

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Q: So, what do you think of these sleeping pills?

A: Some girl from Buffalo.

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A: The Cheat Commando's Justice Rocket Backpack Rocket Rocket.

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Q.What can I get for 5 cents?

A. The cash is leaving Los Santos again.

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