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| Author: | Sarge [ Wed Dec 27, 2006 5:00 am ] |
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Q: Got syrup? A: Unfortunatly, we drained the Thames. |
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| Author: | mathgrant [ Wed Dec 27, 2006 6:02 am ] |
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Q: Gasp! Is there any water left in England? A: I cannot do that, sir. Too risky. |
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| Author: | Capt. Ido Nos [ Wed Dec 27, 2006 6:11 am ] |
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Q: Hey man, can you tell me what time it is? A: Fish. Lots of them. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Wed Dec 27, 2006 6:21 am ] |
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Q: So, what can we expect at this "fish market" of yours? A: Oddly, no. |
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| Author: | mathgrant [ Wed Dec 27, 2006 7:26 am ] |
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Q: I need crossword help. Can you think of a four-letter word beginning with FOU, and the clue is "what two plus two equals"? A: She's not my secretary. |
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| Author: | Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Wed Dec 27, 2006 7:42 am ] |
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Q. Errr, sir, your secretary is putting mac 'n' cheese in all the filing cabintets again. A. No, but you can use my raincoat. |
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| Author: | mathgrant [ Wed Dec 27, 2006 7:49 am ] |
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Q: I just spilled some water, may I borrow your sponge? A: Pee, eye, en, ess, eye, are. |
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| Author: | Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Wed Dec 27, 2006 7:50 am ] |
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Q. Can you somehow trick these third graders into laughing for me? A. I KNOW that wasn't what you meant! I'm sorry! |
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| Author: | mathgrant [ Wed Dec 27, 2006 7:55 am ] |
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Q: Arrrr! Why be ye punting all me treasure off me ship? That's not what I meant when I said "Let's kick some booty!" Arrrrrr! A: No, yes, no, no, and yes. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Wed Dec 27, 2006 11:37 am ] |
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Q: Do your want fries with those burgers? A: On top of Old Smokey, all covered with cheese. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Wed Dec 27, 2006 3:22 pm ] |
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Q: Where do you work when not working for Mr. Burns? A: Battlestar Galactica. |
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| Author: | The Snork [ Wed Dec 27, 2006 4:32 pm ] |
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A: Dude, your eyes just, like, popped out of your skull. What do you like so much about the Sci-Fi channel? Q: My secret has been discovered. |
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| Author: | Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Wed Dec 27, 2006 6:26 pm ] |
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Q. IM IN UR BASE KILLN UR... WAIT, WERE R UR DOODZ? A. But that makes it funny! |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Wed Dec 27, 2006 11:29 pm ] |
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Q: Do you really have to have that pencil up your nose? A: It's like mixing Zebras with Battleships. |
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| Author: | Kariia [ Wed Dec 27, 2006 11:34 pm ] |
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Q: What the crap is this stripey floating thing? A: It just wants to rip your face off. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Wed Dec 27, 2006 11:39 pm ] |
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Q: Why is you kitty looking at me like that? A: Insert fifty cents to continue. |
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| Author: | Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Fri Dec 29, 2006 9:53 pm ] |
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Q. What do you MEAN I only have 24 hours to live? A. And now I'm done! |
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| Author: | Did he sell eggs? [ Fri Dec 29, 2006 10:05 pm ] |
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Q. Ummmm... Thats really not very questionable, eh? A. About 7 hours or so. |
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| Author: | mathgrant [ Fri Dec 29, 2006 10:21 pm ] |
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Q: How long did it take your crappy old computer to figure out what two times five equaled? A: People of your profession are all alike! I'm never speaking to any of you again! HMPH! |
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| Author: | IantheGecko [ Fri Dec 29, 2006 10:23 pm ] |
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Q: Am I a good executioner? A: It's for the benefit of Mr. Kite. |
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| Author: | Did he sell eggs? [ Fri Dec 29, 2006 10:28 pm ] |
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Q. Daddy, what are roo doing wit dose scissors? A. Just for that, I'm gonna shoot you. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Fri Dec 29, 2006 10:39 pm ] |
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Q: Need a lawyer? A: Orcs! |
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| Author: | mathgrant [ Fri Dec 29, 2006 10:46 pm ] |
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(Sarge, that was GENIUSSSSSSSS. =D) Q: Coach Z, what are curves which are parts of circles called? A: Good point. I'll add a 9th. |
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| Author: | IantheGecko [ Fri Dec 29, 2006 11:52 pm ] |
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Q: That octopus doesn't seem to have enough legs. A: Press SELECT. |
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| Author: | The Joe [ Fri Dec 29, 2006 11:58 pm ] |
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Q: How the heck do I get to the options menu? A: It's awfully uncomfortable. |
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| Author: | mathgrant [ Sat Dec 30, 2006 12:25 am ] |
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Q: What do you think of being forced to listen to me sing? A: That won't work! *falls asleep* |
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| Author: | IantheGecko [ Sat Dec 30, 2006 12:29 am ] |
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Q: So, what do you think of these sleeping pills? A: Some girl from Buffalo. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Sat Dec 30, 2006 2:14 am ] |
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Q: Where'd you get the tangy wing sauce from? A: The Cheat Commando's Justice Rocket Backpack Rocket Rocket. |
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| Author: | The Cup of Coffee [ Sat Dec 30, 2006 6:03 am ] |
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Q.What can I get for 5 cents? A. The cash is leaving Los Santos again. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Sat Dec 30, 2006 6:45 am ] |
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Q: Why are we going to San Jose again? A: It's not a bomb. |
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