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Author:  Einoo T. Spork [ Sat Feb 04, 2006 6:57 pm ]
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Q: Why is there puke on the floor?
A: No, I just lost my Game Boy.

Author:  ikwaylx [ Sat Feb 04, 2006 7:52 pm ]
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Q. is anything wrong?.(lame I know)

A.Ouch.That hurt.I'm telling mommy

Author:  topofsm [ Sun Feb 05, 2006 3:23 am ]
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Question! Can I stab you with a fondue fork?

Answer! I'm a cop you idiot!

Author:  Pepperochu Pepperotyugh [ Sun Feb 05, 2006 4:21 am ]
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Q: ...So I shot him. Hey, wait! You're not Jon. Who are you?

A: That don't sound like Jerry. Not the Jerry I know.

Author:  topofsm [ Sun Feb 05, 2006 4:52 am ]
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Question! Hey I got da drugs you wanted!

Answer! Great jorb!

Author:  DukeNuke [ Sun Feb 05, 2006 1:33 pm ]
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Q: So, Coach, how did I do todaaaaaaaaay?
A: AAAAH!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NOOOO!! *runs away in panic*

Author:  topofsm [ Mon Feb 06, 2006 1:38 am ]
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Question! would you like some free smileys? :eekdance: :rolleyes: :blush: :((

Answer! No, you'll shoot your eye out kid!

Author:  Pepperochu Pepperotyugh [ Mon Feb 06, 2006 1:41 am ]
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Q: Daddy, can I play with the nuclear missiles?

A: It tingles and I don't understand it.

Author:  topofsm [ Mon Feb 06, 2006 1:54 am ]
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Question! What does this Ipod do?

Answer! You are obsessed.

Author:  Pepperochu Pepperotyugh [ Mon Feb 06, 2006 1:55 am ]
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Q: I made a statue of my favorite character out of mashed potatoes. It took me 27 years. What do you think?

A: That's a garden hose.

Author:  topofsm [ Mon Feb 06, 2006 2:06 am ]
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Question! AAAAh!!! Snake!!!!!

Answer! Bam! Another one bites the dust!

Author:  Pepperochu Pepperotyugh [ Mon Feb 06, 2006 2:11 am ]
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Q: What are you doing to my collection of China dolls?!

A: We're too late again, master. All dead.

Author:  topofsm [ Mon Feb 06, 2006 2:16 am ]
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Question! The men killed, are they? (yoda)

Answer! don't make me kill you !

Author:  Pepperochu Pepperotyugh [ Mon Feb 06, 2006 2:19 am ]
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Q: Why shouldn't I tell everyone about your secret plans?

A: In the badlands, prey is scarce, but rocks aren't too hard to come by.

Author:  topofsm [ Mon Feb 06, 2006 2:21 am ]
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Question! How will we survive here?

Answer! Whoa, that felt good.

Author:  Pepperochu Pepperotyugh [ Mon Feb 06, 2006 2:40 am ]
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Q: Did you eat that muffin shaped like a baby's head? How was that?

A: Soon we'll hear the pitter-patter of tiny... tentacles.

Author:  topofsm [ Mon Feb 06, 2006 3:28 am ]
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Question! It's a boy!!! squid...?

Answer! Pop!

Author:  Pepperochu Pepperotyugh [ Mon Feb 06, 2006 4:01 am ]
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Q: It doesn't snap, it doesn't crackle. ...What is this thing?!

A: Carrion beasts have always held a special place in my heart.

Author:  topofsm [ Mon Feb 06, 2006 4:07 am ]
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Question! In a random survey, what is your opinion on jackals sir?

Answer! An armless white dude!

Author:  Pepperochu Pepperotyugh [ Mon Feb 06, 2006 4:25 am ]
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Q: Who took my Fondue pot?

A: Even death will be no escape!

Author:  topofsm [ Mon Feb 06, 2006 4:27 am ]
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Question! what can a black hole do?

Answer! No hablo espanol.

Author:  Pepperochu Pepperotyugh [ Mon Feb 06, 2006 4:32 am ]
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Q: Are you sure you don't speak Spanish?

A: Fire some sort of... laser... thingy... at 'em! ...Right now!

Author:  topofsm [ Mon Feb 06, 2006 4:35 am ]
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Question! What do we do about those freakin' cheat commandos?

Answer! Michael Jackson!

Author:  Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Mon Feb 06, 2006 9:04 pm ]
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Q. Who's that weird chick?

A. I hate these freakin' stealth missions.

Author:  Pepperochu Pepperotyugh [ Mon Feb 06, 2006 11:05 pm ]
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Q: We're gonna break into Jim's house and steal his remote. Are you with me?!

A: The Fire Giant up the road demands offerings in exchange for not burning the village down.

Author:  topofsm [ Tue Feb 07, 2006 12:53 am ]
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Question! Should we take this way to St. Louis?

Answer! For the last time i'm not Chuck Norris!

Author:  Pepperochu Pepperotyugh [ Tue Feb 07, 2006 2:34 am ]
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Q: Do your tears cure cancer?

A: Computers, having been made by mortal men, are prone to act up on occasion.

Author:  topofsm [ Tue Feb 07, 2006 3:58 am ]
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Question! Can we make a documentary on computers?

Answer! Gosh! Idiot!

Author:  DukeNuke [ Tue Feb 07, 2006 2:45 pm ]
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Q: If you could choose, which would you rather be? A genious or an idiot?
A: Well, first off, this isn't chicken...

Author:  Sarge [ Tue Feb 07, 2006 5:23 pm ]
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Q: Why are you killing that chicken with a tuna?
A: I have no mouth and I must scream.

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