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Q: What can you say about this movie that performed superlatively well at the box office?

A: I'm too nervous to answer.

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Q: Do you consider yourself a doubting person?

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Q: I heard you dressed up as a song for Halloween, and scared the bejeezus out of everyone. What was it?

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Q:What is your favroite Turn-Over?

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Q: guess how fast i just ran 4 miles...though?

A:Mabey if you got the Flesh-Eating weasles off my face i would.

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A: Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, A tale of a fateful trip that started from this tropic port aboard this tiny ship.

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now will you tell me why i woke up in the cargo hold?


the instructions specifically said do not use as a bicycle seat and waffle iron at the same time!


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A: Why are you riding you bike sitting on a pancake skillet?

B: There is no "B"

Q: Do you want what's behind Door Number One or Door Number Two?

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um, i'm sort of confused. do i choose A, B of Q?


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lol B was a joke,just imagine it wasnt there

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Oh Crap! I derailed the game!

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A: <insert random answer here>

Q: So, do I choose A, B, or Q?

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