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Author:  bwave [ Mon Jan 08, 2007 4:41 am ]
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Q: Where is the nearest insane asylum?

A: at a star trek convention.

Author:  StrongRad [ Mon Jan 08, 2007 5:02 am ]
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Q: Where's the last place you'd ever see George Lucas?

A: It was a lot worse before we turned on the fans.

Author:  SEAN'D! [ Mon Jan 08, 2007 9:17 am ]
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Q: Man, that elephant smells funky.

A: Purple

Author:  Sarge [ Mon Jan 08, 2007 6:44 pm ]
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Q: How's the bruise looking?

A: I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK, I sleep all night and I work all day.

Author:  StrongRad [ Mon Jan 08, 2007 7:20 pm ]
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Q: What are you?!?

A: I'm not touching that one.

Author:  Sarge [ Mon Jan 08, 2007 9:26 pm ]
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Q: Wanna pet my monkey?

A: That's just the tip of the iceburg.

Author:  Droideka [ Mon Jan 08, 2007 9:57 pm ]
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Q: What's that peice of ice sticking out of the middle of the ocean?

A: I'll have some fries, a Mountain Dew, and a Grilled Stuffed Burrito.

Author:  mathgrant [ Mon Jan 08, 2007 10:39 pm ]
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Q: Hello, welcome to Stupidity King, may I take your order?

A: Mom did it.

Author:  WierdAlFan [ Mon Jan 08, 2007 11:46 pm ]
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Q:You want some cheese for that whine??

A:drawing kit #25

Author:  bwave [ Mon Jan 08, 2007 11:55 pm ]
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WTF? I'm confused at the above.

Q: Which christmas present did you thrown away?

A: Only when he's not looking.

Author:  Sarge [ Tue Jan 09, 2007 5:32 am ]
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Q: Do you ever hit your little brother?

A: The next person also plays the "Guess something about the person below you" game.

Author:  StrongRad [ Tue Jan 09, 2007 8:22 am ]
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Q: What would be a really good guess?

A: I don't think they are supposed to fly like that.

Author:  ready for prime time [ Tue Jan 09, 2007 9:50 am ]
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why does that aeroplane have horses attached to the sides?

because it's a microwave.

Author:  Sarge [ Tue Jan 09, 2007 3:26 pm ]
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Q: Why is that Pizza Pop getting hot so fast?

A: It's like the Spain of North America.

Author:  Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Tue Jan 09, 2007 10:34 pm ]
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Q. Did you see that guy getting chased by a heard of moose down the highway...?

A. We're gonna need a credit card.

Author:  Sarge [ Wed Jan 10, 2007 12:09 am ]
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Q: Wanna go buy random stuff online with money that's not ours yet?

A: Set faces to stunned.

Author:  Droideka [ Wed Jan 10, 2007 12:40 am ]
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Q: What should we do Captain, I think that's a picture of Somm-1?

A:Jump up and down, and shoot yourself in the foot while wearing slippers.

TOTPD!!! :eekdance:

Author:  Sarge [ Wed Jan 10, 2007 1:32 am ]
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Q: We need to escape, but we need to look ridiculous while we do it. Any ideas?

A: I joined the SAS.

Author:  Droideka [ Wed Jan 10, 2007 1:34 am ]
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Q: What was that Secret Agency of Spies you joined?

A:I'm a happy.

Author:  Sarge [ Wed Jan 10, 2007 3:14 am ]
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Q: Are you a happy or a sad?

A: It's the Zen effect.

Author:  StrongRad [ Wed Jan 10, 2007 5:12 am ]
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Q: Should you be glowing like that?

A: I'm pretty sure it smells purple.

Author:  Sarge [ Wed Jan 10, 2007 1:52 pm ]
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Q: Is this wine or is it grape juice?

A: Buy one, get one free.

Author:  Droideka [ Wed Jan 10, 2007 7:55 pm ]
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Q: What's that sign say out in front?

A: Buy a Tandy now, save twenty percent on upgrades later.

Author:  WierdAlFan [ Wed Jan 10, 2007 9:58 pm ]
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Q:are there any special deals regarding...upgrades,peerhaps?

A:if you jump,you get this nifly semi-used printer!

Author:  bwave [ Wed Jan 10, 2007 11:04 pm ]
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Q: Can you please use nifly in a sentence?

A: Either one hundred pills or one suppository.

Author:  Sarge [ Thu Jan 11, 2007 1:15 am ]
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Q: What are my choices here, doc.

A: Sorry, it's a conditioned response.

Author:  WierdAlFan [ Thu Jan 11, 2007 1:20 am ]
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Q: so did that pill really make people like you better?

A:beef stew.

Author:  Droideka [ Thu Jan 11, 2007 1:22 am ]
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Q: MMmmmm... Smells and tastes like chicken, what is it?

A: Of course everything tastes like chicken!

Author:  Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Thu Jan 11, 2007 1:59 am ]
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Q. So what does human liver with fava beans and a nice Kianti actually TASTE like?

A. Funny, I've never seen it before!

Author:  Sarge [ Thu Jan 11, 2007 2:09 am ]
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Q: How did you like Star Wars?

A: I'm going to shoot you now.

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