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A: It happened 5 years ago in Missouri.

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A: Gah! Can't decide! Uh, B?

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Q: Why does everyone look at me all weird when I'm checking girls out?

A: I couldnt find the exit.

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A: It sounds like your crankshaft hobbit is depressed.

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EDIT: Another simulpost. And I dont know what a crankshaft hobbit is, so someone please do Stong Rad's.

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*Crankshaft Hobbit was just some funny, made up part name that a mechanic told Meatwad he needed to fix on his car on ATHF.

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A: And then the leprechaun said something about your mom.

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A: The Thoraxxian Slave Miners have taken him hostage.

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