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| Author: | Shippinator Mandy [ Sun Jan 14, 2007 12:37 am ] |
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Q: How long is this freakin' movie? IT SUCKS! I'M BORED! I WANNA WATCH SOMETHING GOOD! A: It happened 5 years ago in Missouri. |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Sun Jan 14, 2007 12:47 am ] |
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Q: When did your shoes explode?!? A: Watch out for the outhouse. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Sun Jan 14, 2007 1:03 am ] |
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Q: I'm going to the back yard. Anything I should watch out for? A: He's balancing my cheque book |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Sun Jan 14, 2007 1:11 am ] |
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Q: Where is the mathbot?!? A: In short, we learned that flammable and inflammable mean the same thing. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Sun Jan 14, 2007 1:48 am ] |
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Q: Did you learn anything in chemistry class today? A: He's dancing on the ceiling. |
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| Author: | eater of jelly [ Sun Jan 14, 2007 1:58 am ] |
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Q. Where's that old guy to whom you gave that bottle of Vault? A. I'm not sure they usually do that. |
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| Author: | mathgrant [ Sun Jan 14, 2007 2:08 am ] |
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Q: Do conservatives support abortion? A: Attack, decay, sustain, release. |
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| Author: | mathgrant [ Sun Jan 14, 2007 2:54 am ] |
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Q: Okay, guy with a crappy memory! Name a character from Bonus Stage. A: Gah! Can't decide! Uh, B? |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Sun Jan 14, 2007 3:24 am ] |
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Q: Do you want what's behind Door Number One or Door Number Two? A: All hands on deck! |
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| Author: | Shippinator Mandy [ Sun Jan 14, 2007 5:24 am ] |
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Q: CAPTAIN SARGE WHERE SHOULD WE PUT OUR HANDS LOLZ?! A: BECAUSE YOU'RE A WOMAN LOLZ |
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| Author: | bwave [ Sun Jan 14, 2007 5:25 am ] |
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edit: simulpost. Q: Why does everyone look at me all weird when I'm checking girls out? A: I couldnt find the exit. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Sun Jan 14, 2007 5:29 am ] |
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Q: Do you ever plan to wash the car? A: Toast, jam, and corn flakes. |
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| Author: | Shippinator Mandy [ Sun Jan 14, 2007 5:31 am ] |
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Q: Mmm, this kung-pow chicken is fantastic! What's in it? A: Dude, she died over a year ago. |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Sun Jan 14, 2007 5:34 am ] |
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Q: Why shouldn't I call ask that old lady that lives next door to make me some pie? A: It sounds like your crankshaft hobbit is depressed. |
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| Author: | bwave [ Sun Jan 14, 2007 5:34 am ] |
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Q: Why hasnt my wife been performing as well as she used to? A: Its a drug reference. EDIT: Another simulpost. And I dont know what a crankshaft hobbit is, so someone please do Stong Rad's. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Sun Jan 14, 2007 6:59 am ] |
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Q: So, hows your cat? A: hidden & dangerous. |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Sun Jan 14, 2007 7:44 pm ] |
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Q: What do you call that sound you just made? A: Apparently, that's what happens when you forget to add the garlic salt. *Crankshaft Hobbit was just some funny, made up part name that a mechanic told Meatwad he needed to fix on his car on ATHF. |
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| Author: | eater of jelly [ Sun Jan 14, 2007 7:50 pm ] |
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Q. Isn't this the most delicious pudding EVER?!? A. I can't decide. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Sun Jan 14, 2007 8:17 pm ] |
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Q: What's you name? A: mmmmmmmmm...no. |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Sun Jan 14, 2007 9:36 pm ] |
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Q: Do you think StrongCanada will ever go out with me? A: Only if you're MacGyver or Peyton Manning. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Mon Jan 15, 2007 4:13 am ] |
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Q: Can I help you? A: I'm falling, and I can't get it up! |
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| Author: | Teh Cheatsauraus [ Mon Jan 15, 2007 4:30 am ] |
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Q: Crap, did you fall in the bottomless pit again? A: Raise your grade by 10%. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Mon Jan 15, 2007 5:01 am ] |
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Q: So, mister hacker, what are you offering to do for me? A: No Name brand. |
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| Author: | mathgrant [ Mon Jan 15, 2007 8:22 pm ] |
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Q: What's this NN I keep seeing on your cattle? A: Uno! |
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| Author: | Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Mon Jan 15, 2007 9:01 pm ] |
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Q. Why are you trying to put that deck of cards into your Xbox? A. That's SO outdated. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Mon Jan 15, 2007 11:09 pm ] |
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Q: Wanna buy some expired milk? A: It's coming up at 6. |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Mon Jan 15, 2007 11:51 pm ] |
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Q: So how many pints do you think you'll drink before you toss your lunch? A: And then the leprechaun said something about your mom. |
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| Author: | Did he sell eggs? [ Mon Jan 15, 2007 11:55 pm ] |
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Q. So you ate that weird purple stuff under the table, everything went black, and then what? A. Only if you can fly. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Tue Jan 16, 2007 12:24 am ] |
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Q:Is this staircase safe? A: I hit the fast-food place 'caseu I didn't have time to cook. |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Tue Jan 16, 2007 12:26 am ] |
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Q: How come you weigh 400 pounds? A: The Thoraxxian Slave Miners have taken him hostage. |
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