Oh My God! I did break the game.
That's it, no more coffee for me.
Q: What do you think of the new painting?
A: Keep calm and back slowly towards the ice-cream truck.
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| Author: | Sarge [ Tue Jan 16, 2007 1:28 am ] |
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Q: Where's Mister Spock? A: The Golden Globes. |
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| Author: | Did he sell eggs? [ Tue Jan 16, 2007 1:29 am ] |
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Q. Why is the whole world on fire? A. He ate them. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Tue Jan 16, 2007 1:40 am ] |
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Q: Why aren't there any short Japanese people left in Tokyo now that Godizilla is gone? A: Two and a half men. |
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| Author: | eater of jelly [ Tue Jan 16, 2007 1:47 am ] |
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Q. Whats 5/6 x 3 men? A. That guy over there is chugging it. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Tue Jan 16, 2007 2:48 am ] |
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A: Have you seem my bottle of liquid laundry soap? Q: How many computers do you own, anyways? |
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| Author: | bwave [ Tue Jan 16, 2007 4:36 am ] |
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A: Only one, and I'm using it to tell sarge that he broke the game. A: It looks like seven peanuts glued together. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Tue Jan 16, 2007 5:04 am ] |
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Oh My God! I did break the game. That's it, no more coffee for me.
Q: What do you think of the new painting? A: Keep calm and back slowly towards the ice-cream truck. |
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| Author: | mathgrant [ Tue Jan 16, 2007 5:09 am ] |
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Q: What's the slowest way to get ice cream from the ice cream man? A: F, G, A, Bb, C, D, E, F. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Tue Jan 16, 2007 6:36 am ] |
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Q: Why are you talking in musical nomenclature? A: Look Out! He's got a pudding cup and it's loaded! |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Tue Jan 16, 2007 6:43 am ] |
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Q: Do you see any threats to my white shirt? A: Only about 3 firebreathing mermaids. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Tue Jan 16, 2007 8:22 am ] |
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Q: Damm, the stove is broke. Got anything around here we can used to cook dinner? A: You just had to bring that up, didn't you? |
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| Author: | Beyond the Grave [ Tue Jan 16, 2007 6:20 pm ] |
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Q: Will you answer this in a question? A: He gave the dog a gun. |
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| Author: | Droideka [ Tue Jan 16, 2007 8:24 pm ] |
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Q: What did he give the dog? A: What, Droideka was an admin? |
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| Author: | mathgrant [ Tue Jan 16, 2007 8:27 pm ] |
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Q: Was there anything good that happened in your nightmare in which ramrod obsessed over Yu-Gi-Oh! and Sonic, and Joey Day was a slash addict? A: Phrygian mode. |
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| Author: | Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Tue Jan 16, 2007 8:39 pm ] |
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Q. What should we set our stove to to cook these Phrench Phryes? A. No, it's a rug. |
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| Author: | Droideka [ Tue Jan 16, 2007 8:42 pm ] |
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Q: Is that a bear? A:Don't look at me like that. |
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| Author: | Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Tue Jan 16, 2007 8:57 pm ] |
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Q. Why aren't you wearing any clothes? A. Don't say a word, baby. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Tue Jan 16, 2007 9:43 pm ] |
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Q: Are you trying to seduce me? A: He's dead, Jim. |
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| Author: | Droideka [ Tue Jan 16, 2007 9:59 pm ] |
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Q: Bones, what's wrong with this man? A: Oh, no, he's not dead. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Tue Jan 16, 2007 11:00 pm ] |
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Q: Do you think we'd all be better off if Geroge W. Moron was dead? A: Tell someone who cares. |
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| Author: | Droideka [ Tue Jan 16, 2007 11:04 pm ] |
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Q: Sir, did you realize that your wife left you, you're two trillion dollars in debt, and you are missing one eyebrow? A: Yes, I did. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Tue Jan 16, 2007 11:12 pm ] |
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Q: I shot the Sherrif, but did you shoot the deputy? A: Aliki SecureROM. |
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| Author: | mathgrant [ Tue Jan 16, 2007 11:51 pm ] |
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Q: Do you a-like-ee unsafe ROMs? A: An augmented fifth. |
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| Author: | bwave [ Tue Jan 16, 2007 11:57 pm ] |
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Q: Did that dog have any other legs? A: It has lower calories. |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Wed Jan 17, 2007 12:11 am ] |
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D'AHHHH!! It's CLAN!! *Stomp! Kick! Karate Chop!* Oh. Sorry. Q: Why are you eating a bowl of sawdust? A: D'AHHHH!! It's CLAN!! *Stomp! Kick! Karate Chop!* |
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| Author: | Droideka [ Wed Jan 17, 2007 12:13 am ] |
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Q: Have you seen Bwave's avatar? A: No, I don't like corny jokes. |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Wed Jan 17, 2007 12:15 am ] |
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Q: Did you hear the one about Orville Redenbacher? A: That's got to be the absolutely most absurd thing I've ever heard in my freaking life! |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Wed Jan 17, 2007 1:20 am ] |
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A: Have you seen my awesome new 3Dstereo-dsiplay equipped twin-quad SLI Nvidia GF8800GTX-based 8-chip muliprocessing Quad-cored Gigabit-Xeon64 conroe-powered multiplexing liquid-nitrogen cooled Windows Vista Ultimate gaming rig that has 128 gigabit of DDR4 and a 10 Terrabyte RAID 110 Serial Attached SCSI array with two dozen widescreen flat-panel 35-inch frameless OLED screens?? Q: Sorrry, what was I saying? |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Wed Jan 17, 2007 6:26 am ] |
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Q: Can you phrase that in the form of a question? A: Certainly, it's a cookie. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Wed Jan 17, 2007 6:31 am ] |
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Q: Is that not a cookie? A: Seven, hit me, one target, Jan 26, one place one time, the hit goes down. |
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