Q:What would the ad for Smokin' Aces be like if that dude said "me" instead of men?
A: It'd be like sending Bill O'Reilly and Hillary Clinton into that cage from "Beyond Thunderdome".
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Wed Jan 17, 2007 6:34 am ] |
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Q:What would the ad for Smokin' Aces be like if that dude said "me" instead of men?
A: It'd be like sending Bill O'Reilly and Hillary Clinton into that cage from "Beyond Thunderdome". |
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| Author: | Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Wed Jan 17, 2007 6:37 am ] |
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Q. Is that a unique string of letters and numbers that has embedded itself in my hard drive to save information while I am offline? A. I'm not ready yet! |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Wed Jan 17, 2007 7:29 am ] |
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Q: Are you done in there? I really have to go! A: He is now able to leap tall milk cartons is only a few well-placed bounds, with minimal assistance. |
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| Author: | Droideka [ Wed Jan 17, 2007 9:29 pm ] |
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Q: So, what can he do now? A: Oh, not much, just shooting myself. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Wed Jan 17, 2007 9:48 pm ] |
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Q: Done anything useful with that camera yet? A: I'm sorry, but the fingers you have used to too fat for your keyboard. To order a special typing stick, mash your face into the keyboard now. |
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| Author: | The Zephyr Song [ Wed Jan 17, 2007 10:05 pm ] |
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Q: Whty mny vccom,puite4r no0tg w05rk??/ A: Take this bunny! |
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| Author: | eater of jelly [ Wed Jan 17, 2007 10:18 pm ] |
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Q. Have you ever wondered how many viruses are in one animal's fur? A. More like TWO rechargable batteries! |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Wed Jan 17, 2007 10:52 pm ] |
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Q: Need a battery? A: He paid me in shellfish. |
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| Author: | Teh Cheatsauraus [ Thu Jan 18, 2007 12:05 am ] |
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Q: How was work today at the supermarket? And why do you have a seashell necklace? A: A flat minor |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Thu Jan 18, 2007 12:17 am ] |
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Q: What's your best friend in the whole world? A: Technoisolationistic weekends. |
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| Author: | Kariia [ Thu Jan 18, 2007 12:51 am ] |
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Q: Why do you have that burn on your arm? A: Oh, no, it's just a rather large bear with claws of white-hot fire. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Thu Jan 18, 2007 5:43 am ] |
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Q: Is that your pet monster? A: Die, bart! DIE! |
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| Author: | mathgrant [ Thu Jan 18, 2007 6:57 am ] |
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Q: How do you make a death threat against Bay Area Rapid Transit? A: The subtonic, sir. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Thu Jan 18, 2007 7:16 am ] |
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Q: The Supertronic? A: Stay with me and we'll have it made. |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Thu Jan 18, 2007 6:47 pm ] |
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Q: Mr Roman Guy, what is the number of the beat, minus one? A: Bart Starr |
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| Author: | Inverse Tiger [ Thu Jan 18, 2007 7:56 pm ] |
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Q: Who's that guy... you know.. Ringo's uncle? A: And it was in my hair this whole time. |
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| Author: | mathgrant [ Thu Jan 18, 2007 8:35 pm ] |
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Q: So, your hat wasn't between the milk and the cold ones? Where was it, then? A: V7 and I. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Thu Jan 18, 2007 10:11 pm ] |
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Q: What's your tell-all book about? A: Underwear built the west. |
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| Author: | Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Fri Jan 19, 2007 1:51 am ] |
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Q. Is it true that Australia rode to prosperty on the back of a sheep? A. It's your turn. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Fri Jan 19, 2007 2:47 am ] |
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Q: Wanna clean out the outhouse for me? A: Those are unmentionables, but we use a euphemism for that. |
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| Author: | Inverse Tiger [ Fri Jan 19, 2007 2:50 am ] |
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Q: Daddy, what do ****, *******, and **** ***** ******* *** mean? A: He decided not to incriminate himself. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Fri Jan 19, 2007 3:08 am ] |
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Q: Why hasn't Bush explained that he knew there were no WMDs all along? A: Sorry, we missed. |
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| Author: | mathgrant [ Fri Jan 19, 2007 3:44 am ] |
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Q: So, Mr. Cheney, how did that duck-shooting go? A: I will love you still. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Fri Jan 19, 2007 6:03 am ] |
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Q: Quid Pro Que? A: I'm noty touching that with a ten foot pole. |
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| Author: | mathgrant [ Fri Jan 19, 2007 6:41 am ] |
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Q: Is it true that you can't spell "not"? A: Mrrff! Yip yap! |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Fri Jan 19, 2007 7:01 am ] |
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Q: You seem to be turning into some sort of animal. Do you need help? A: Astrophysicism. |
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| Author: | PizzaTrophy [ Fri Jan 19, 2007 7:12 am ] |
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Q - Wake up Smith! Maybe you'd like to tell the class what we're discussing? A - Seriously, it was like that when I got here. |
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| Author: | mathgrant [ Fri Jan 19, 2007 7:16 am ] |
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Q: Care to explain the "throw a brick at me" sign on my television? A: Final Fantasy. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Fri Jan 19, 2007 8:24 am ] |
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Q: Continuing nightmare? A: Cornfed Pig. |
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| Author: | Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Sat Jan 20, 2007 3:45 am ] |
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Q. Eeew, this sausage tastes like cornbread! What is it made out of? A. It makes me want to do the tango in a silly jumpsuit. |
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