Magna Carta wrote:
Q: I have a question.
That's not a question...
Q: What would you say if I said "I have a question."?
A: Adam Savage took it. He said he brought it back.
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| Author: | Sarge [ Sat Jan 20, 2007 5:16 am ] |
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Q: Have these Elvis movies had any deleterious effects upon you? A: On the advice of my lawyer, I decline to answer that as any answer I might give would tend to incriminate me. |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Sat Jan 20, 2007 6:50 am ] |
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Q: President Clinton, did you launch those cruise missiles to distract the country from your activities with Ms. Lewinsky? A: No, I think I'll be... oooh, let's go ride bikes! |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Sat Jan 20, 2007 7:32 am ] |
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q: So, is it true you're a bike fanatic? a: Sorry, they're pre-dated. |
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| Author: | Beyond the Grave [ Sat Jan 20, 2007 4:45 pm ] |
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Q: Are they dating? A: Aeris shot first. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Sat Jan 20, 2007 11:51 pm ] |
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Q: Who's Aeris and what did he do first? A: Progress Through Design. |
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| Author: | Droideka [ Sun Jan 21, 2007 12:42 am ] |
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Q: How's your progress work? A: It doesn't, it's not alive. |
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| Author: | Neoguy [ Sun Jan 21, 2007 2:15 am ] |
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Q: So, how does this desk eat, anyway? A: No. Everything. is. Okay. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Sun Jan 21, 2007 2:34 am ] |
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Q: Is your period out of control? A: What's so great about normal? |
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| Author: | Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Sun Jan 21, 2007 5:27 am ] |
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Q. Zzzzz... AHH! I'm sorry, Professor! What were you saying again? A. No more questions, please. |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Sun Jan 21, 2007 6:00 am ] |
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Magna Carta wrote: Q: I have a question.
That's not a question...
Q: What would you say if I said "I have a question."? A: Adam Savage took it. He said he brought it back. |
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| Author: | Beyond the Grave [ Sun Jan 21, 2007 6:02 am ] |
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Q: Where are the 3 tons of dynamite? A: I swear, officer, he on fire when I found him. |
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| Author: | Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Sun Jan 21, 2007 6:15 am ] |
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Q. Can you hear me alright? Tell me, quick, do you like pot roast? A. Here comes the sun! |
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| Author: | Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Sun Jan 21, 2007 6:23 am ] |
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Q. So, Marie, any final words? A. Eleventy-three. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Sun Jan 21, 2007 7:40 am ] |
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Q: Is that a who or a what? A: What coast knows not our blood? |
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| Author: | bwave [ Sun Jan 21, 2007 2:47 pm ] |
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Q: Can you please answer my question with a more obscure question? A: It's not illegal where I come from. |
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| Author: | Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Sun Jan 21, 2007 6:38 pm ] |
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Q. So how old are you on your next birthday? A. Not down there. |
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| Author: | Kariia [ Sun Jan 21, 2007 6:40 pm ] |
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Q: W- where c-ccan I fiiiiind a sn-snake bite antidoteeee? A: You're quite the slice of cheese. |
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| Author: | Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Sun Jan 21, 2007 7:12 pm ] |
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Q. Am I your perfect yogurt cup? A. Falling off. |
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| Author: | Bugkiss II [ Sun Jan 21, 2007 7:14 pm ] |
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Q:What are your pants doing? A:I broked the dishwasher. |
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| Author: | mathgrant [ Sun Jan 21, 2007 7:23 pm ] |
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Q: Are the rumors that you're a broker for household appliances true? A: I can cuss in German, does that count? |
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| Author: | Bugkiss II [ Sun Jan 21, 2007 7:25 pm ] |
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Q:To join our club you have to speak fluent french. A:What is your underwear doing? |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Sun Jan 21, 2007 7:27 pm ] |
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Q: What did you just ask me? A: 12, dynamite, hydrostatic equilibrium, the 1975 Miami Dolphins. |
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| Author: | mathgrant [ Sun Jan 21, 2007 7:30 pm ] |
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Q: What's a dozen, Napoleon's surname, some science thingie I don't know, and some sports team that predates me? A: Say it again, say it again! |
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| Author: | Bugkiss II [ Sun Jan 21, 2007 7:33 pm ] |
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Q:Trust me I don't repeat for anyone. A:What does it take to be quoted around here! Dagnabbit! |
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| Author: | Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Sun Jan 21, 2007 8:39 pm ] |
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Q. Hey, did you hear that HI-LARRY-OUS thing Dormar just said? A. I fell down the stairs. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Mon Jan 22, 2007 12:31 am ] |
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Q: Can you mix several unreleated phrases togther in a way that makes no sense to me? A: My brainstem hurts. |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Mon Jan 22, 2007 2:22 am ] |
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Q: Ready to read "Go Dog, Go" again, Mr President? A: Mountain Dew... About 500,000 gallons of Mountain Dew. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Mon Jan 22, 2007 2:54 am ] |
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Q: What shall we fill the swimming pool with today, Ozzie? A: Red alert, all hands to battle stations. This is not a drill, this is not a drill. |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Mon Jan 22, 2007 2:56 am ] |
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Q: Honey, is she prettier than me? A: I'd use some blur, mixed with blur. |
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| Author: | Neo [ Mon Jan 22, 2007 3:03 am ] |
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Q: What should I use to blow up the Earth? A: SHE'S GONNA BLOW CAPTAIN!!! |
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