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Q: Why are you cutting your face open?!
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Question! you're asking the ugly one on another date!?!

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Question! How will you get the Hope Diamond?

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Q: What's that yellow thing in the oven?
A: Oh, I guess Homsar could've checked it out 6 times. That's probably it.


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A: Mffffhnnnnhfff! Nfffmmnn mmm nnnnfhh. MMn hhhnn fh fh! Mfhn hf? Hfnnmnmnm...


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Q: I have to tell ya', you're horrible at knitting. What are you gonna do with that mess?
A: Yeah, I mean, it's just stupid. The whale isn't even a fish to begin with!


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Q: daleeted belteeded delaarted dalworted deltardet el doradoed im not a 'tardod whats with that mustacheod write a lot of stupid A'ed.

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Q: Would you like some toast? I've got toast. Hot delicious toast. mmm.. hot buttered toast. Can't you smell the toasty? It's all toasty and such. Why, I bet if you tired some you'd want some more. It's the best thing since... well... bread. But don't let that stop you. Here, try some toast. Can I intrest you in some toast?

A: How fast was I going?
[ And before anyone complains: Yes, I'm aware that I just answered with a question. Deal with it, and question me with a question.]

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Q: Homsar, have you seen The Cheat?
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