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Q: You said you wanted to be president, what's so hard about running naked through the quad?!?

A: Everything

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A: Magnets, duct tape, and 3 pounds of sock lint.

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Q: What's the most useful thing ever and two random things, in no particular order?

A: OOO

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A: ..and then we started drinking tequila..

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A: It sounds flat.

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A: Eat it.

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Q: So, Professor Moriarty, you were asking me to do WHAT with this poisoned foodstuff again?

A: That's what I did, all right, but hopefully not what I'm gonna be famous for.

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A: Oh, aye de day de day de day de day de day de dey!

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Q: The O'Reliy Factor?

A: I'm going to poke you with a stick now.

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Q: Sheesh, can't you punish me in a way that's more painful than the tortures from the Spanish Inquisition sketches on Monty Python?

A: Grrrrrrrrr. . . WOOF! GRRRRR!!! *bites*

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A: You just answered your own question, so I will walk away disgusted.

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Q: How're you doing in The Opposite Game, where the object is to remember the game exists?

A: I cracked it.

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Q: What's Spanish for "the fairy in cement"?

A: Don't listen, feel.

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A: Jimmy Carter, Abraham Lincoln, and Scotty from Star Trek.

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(BTW, the question would have been to my answer "Name a rock, a jock and a crock.")

A. Golden, screwdriver and Chuck Barris.

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