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| Author: | StrongRad [ Sat Jan 27, 2007 2:46 am ] |
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The Zephyr Song wrote: Q: Quick! What's the fruitiest name you can think of? You die now!
Q: You said you wanted to be president, what's so hard about running naked through the quad?!? A: Everything |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Sat Jan 27, 2007 2:53 am ] |
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Q: Well, what DO you believe in? A: Magnets, duct tape, and 3 pounds of sock lint. |
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| Author: | mathgrant [ Sat Jan 27, 2007 2:59 am ] |
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Q: What's the most useful thing ever and two random things, in no particular order? A: OOO |
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| Author: | The Zephyr Song [ Sat Jan 27, 2007 3:00 am ] |
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Q: What are your three favorite vowels? A: ..and then we started drinking tequila.. |
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| Author: | mathgrant [ Sat Jan 27, 2007 3:05 am ] |
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Q: Is it true that they actually disconnected your water during the water-drinking contest? A: It sounds flat. |
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| Author: | The Zephyr Song [ Sat Jan 27, 2007 3:10 am ] |
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Q: What do you think of this Celebrate Life in Two Dimensions convention this weekend? A: Ptiew, ptiew! |
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| Author: | Neo [ Sat Jan 27, 2007 3:45 am ] |
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Q: What sound does a gun make on an atari? A: Eat it. |
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| Author: | mathgrant [ Sat Jan 27, 2007 5:32 am ] |
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Q: So, Professor Moriarty, you were asking me to do WHAT with this poisoned foodstuff again? A: That's what I did, all right, but hopefully not what I'm gonna be famous for. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Sat Jan 27, 2007 6:11 am ] |
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Q: Did you invade Iraq? A: Oh, aye de day de day de day de day de day de dey! |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Sat Jan 27, 2007 8:29 am ] |
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Q: The O'Reliy Factor? A: I'm going to poke you with a stick now. |
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| Author: | mathgrant [ Sat Jan 27, 2007 9:36 am ] |
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Q: Sheesh, can't you punish me in a way that's more painful than the tortures from the Spanish Inquisition sketches on Monty Python? A: Grrrrrrrrr. . . WOOF! GRRRRR!!! *bites* |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Sat Jan 27, 2007 9:53 am ] |
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Q: What kind of doggie are you? A: Aaugh! Lucy! |
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| Author: | mathgrant [ Sun Jan 28, 2007 12:21 am ] |
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Q: Who's your least favorite Peanuts character? A: You just answered your own question, so I will walk away disgusted. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Sun Jan 28, 2007 3:46 am ] |
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Q: Who are you voting for in the next election? A: No, I will not fix your computer. |
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| Author: | The Zephyr Song [ Sun Jan 28, 2007 4:46 am ] |
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Q: Will you fix my computer? the sheer originality is astounding A: That? Oh, that's normal. |
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| Author: | Beyond the Grave [ Sun Jan 28, 2007 5:00 am ] |
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Q: Why is he killing that panda? A: Victory is mine! |
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| Author: | mathgrant [ Sun Jan 28, 2007 5:27 am ] |
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Q: How're you doing in The Opposite Game, where the object is to remember the game exists? A: I cracked it. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Sun Jan 28, 2007 5:44 am ] |
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Q: Hey, what happened to my wallnut? A: Curses! Foiled again! |
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| Author: | mathgrant [ Sun Jan 28, 2007 5:48 am ] |
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Q: How do you react to THIS fencing move of mine? *jabs* A: I stabbed myself! |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Sun Jan 28, 2007 6:06 am ] |
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Q: Hey, what's with the pencil sticking out of your backpack? A: He is King of the Burger People. |
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| Author: | mathgrant [ Sun Jan 28, 2007 6:43 am ] |
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Q: What's Spanish for "the fairy in cement"? A: Don't listen, feel. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Sun Jan 28, 2007 8:03 am ] |
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Q: Are you gonna answer me in English or what? A: Englander! Vas is los? |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Sun Jan 28, 2007 8:58 am ] |
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Q: I say, old chap, who is that funny bloke up there in the military uniform with the Charlie Chaplain mustache? A: Jimmy Carter, Abraham Lincoln, and Scotty from Star Trek. |
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| Author: | JamesCraven [ Sun Jan 28, 2007 9:13 am ] |
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Q: Name three people who controlled everything. A. Girbraltar, Tom Brady and Bill O'Reilly. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Sun Jan 28, 2007 10:37 am ] |
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Q: You're not going to start talking in riddles now, are you? A: Mine's bigger than yours. |
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| Author: | JamesCraven [ Sun Jan 28, 2007 11:36 am ] |
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Q. What did the guy with the six-foot long dauschaund say to the guy with the five foot dauschaund? (BTW, the question would have been to my answer "Name a rock, a jock and a crock.") A. Golden, screwdriver and Chuck Barris. |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Sun Jan 28, 2007 7:30 pm ] |
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Q: What are the code names for the cars we're going to steal tonight? A: It's Jew Man Group! |
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| Author: | Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Sun Jan 28, 2007 8:40 pm ] |
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A. Honey, why is there a garter snake wrapped around my bottle of nail polish remover? Q. There's a rumbly in m tumbly. |
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| Author: | Neo [ Sun Jan 28, 2007 8:44 pm ] |
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Q: Could you misspell "My" in your sentence please? A: There's stars in there! |
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| Author: | Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Sun Jan 28, 2007 8:51 pm ] |
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Q. DUDE! Have you, like, looked through this telescope? A. Hey now, that's not fair. |
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