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| Author: | Didymus [ Tue Jan 30, 2007 10:56 pm ] |
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Q: Are you sure your mother isn't a lawyer? A: It's that time of day again! |
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| Author: | ChickenLeg [ Tue Jan 30, 2007 11:26 pm ] |
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Q: Is it really lunch? A: Pray-per view |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Wed Jan 31, 2007 12:00 am ] |
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Q: Did you hear about Jim and Tammy Faye starting a new religious TV network? A: Monkey Looks Like Jimmy Carter! |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Wed Jan 31, 2007 1:37 am ] |
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Q: What did the banana say to the peanut? A: Alarm clock smoothies.. |
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| Author: | Beyond the Grave [ Wed Jan 31, 2007 1:42 am ] |
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Q: What gets you up in the morning? A: I just raised the dead. |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Wed Jan 31, 2007 1:44 am ] |
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Q: Why are you running? A: I just shook Mike Rowe's hand. |
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| Author: | Beyond the Grave [ Wed Jan 31, 2007 2:17 am ] |
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Q: Ugh! What is that smell? A: See you in the next galaxy. |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Wed Jan 31, 2007 4:26 am ] |
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Q: Where you going?!? A: Yeah, it's a dirty job. |
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| Author: | Beyond the Grave [ Wed Jan 31, 2007 4:47 am ] |
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Q: Are you going to do it? A: I'm bowling with skulls. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Wed Jan 31, 2007 11:52 am ] |
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Q: How's life in hell treating you? A: I'm up to four pills a day now. |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Wed Jan 31, 2007 4:48 pm ] |
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Q: Why is your popcorn popper playing the trumpet? A: Madonna, Britney Spears, and the Poopsmith. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Wed Jan 31, 2007 5:45 pm ] |
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Q: Name three people that are totally gross. Д: Ξ |
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| Author: | eater of jelly [ Wed Jan 31, 2007 5:57 pm ] |
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Q. I just came from a remote village in India with no electricity. What do these "telephone poles" look like? A. Well you and I are, but I don't know if he is. |
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| Author: | ChickenLeg [ Wed Jan 31, 2007 10:04 pm ] |
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Q: Are you three clean? A: Hank Hill |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Wed Jan 31, 2007 10:09 pm ] |
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Q: Who's the most well known cartoon redneck in the world? A: Open the pod bay doors, Hal! |
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| Author: | Beyond the Grave [ Thu Feb 01, 2007 1:33 am ] |
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Q: What is the order that I will not follow? A: I am trying to figure out what type of flame warrior he is. |
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| Author: | Droideka [ Thu Feb 01, 2007 1:39 am ] |
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Q: Why are you trying to pick a fight with a Balrog? A: Oh, just watchin' Star Wars inside my fridge. |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Thu Feb 01, 2007 5:51 am ] |
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Q: What could you possibly do with a DVD player in your kitchen?! A: Not that I ever thought it would come up, but no, I wasn't there. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Thu Feb 01, 2007 4:19 pm ] |
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Q: Have you even been to Uranus? A: This is not good. |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Thu Feb 01, 2007 7:20 pm ] |
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Q: What was your response to the reduction of your benefits by your employer? A: Don't worry, they're just for show. |
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| Author: | Parlod [ Thu Feb 01, 2007 7:25 pm ] |
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Q: Dude, why are your boxers on your head? A: No, I just miss my video games. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Thu Feb 01, 2007 8:45 pm ] |
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Q: Do you often hit your video games in frustration? A: No, it's not digital enough. Try some more cowbell. |
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| Author: | Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Thu Feb 01, 2007 9:01 pm ] |
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Q. Did you check out the GPS system I put on all my cows? Now I won't keep losing them! A. Well, read a different one, then. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Thu Feb 01, 2007 9:20 pm ] |
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Q: What should I do if I don't like this newspaper? A: Narf, poink. |
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| Author: | Neo [ Thu Feb 01, 2007 9:27 pm ] |
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Q: Hey, Pinky, can you hit yourself in the head? A: THEY'RE COMEING! |
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| Author: | JamesCraven [ Fri Feb 02, 2007 1:25 pm ] |
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Q. What are your relatives doing? A. Dippety Doo. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Fri Feb 02, 2007 1:52 pm ] |
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Q: What kind of hair gel do you use, friend? A: The two cars may have burst into flames overnight. |
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| Author: | Shippinator Mandy [ Fri Feb 02, 2007 3:14 pm ] |
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Q. Why are my cars all charred, and why do they smell like burning? A. Because your mom is hot. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Fri Feb 02, 2007 4:43 pm ] |
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Q: Hey, why are you spraying my mom with that garden hose?! A: He's dead, Jim. |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Fri Feb 02, 2007 5:52 pm ] |
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Q: What would you say to me if my dog died and my name was Jim? A: Well, that's what they do! |
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