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Author:  Sarge [ Fri Feb 02, 2007 9:55 pm ]
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Q: So, your fingers "fing"?

A: God, that sounds borring :((

Author:  Didymus [ Fri Feb 02, 2007 10:00 pm ]
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Q: Wanna go to Greenville, MS, with me?

A: I would, but that giant mutant rancor keeps eating me.

Author:  Sarge [ Fri Feb 02, 2007 10:14 pm ]
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Q: Have you solved the mystery of Jurasic Park yet?

A: Jack Abramoff

Author:  ChickenLeg [ Fri Feb 02, 2007 10:14 pm ]
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Q: Wanna go out sometime?

A: Electrocution is fun!

Author:  Sarge [ Fri Feb 02, 2007 11:00 pm ]
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Q: What's that old 40's propaganda poster say?

A: It's computerized. Now hold still.

Author:  MooKoo [ Sat Feb 03, 2007 3:11 am ]
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Q: How does that time-machine work exactly?

A: Talk to me.

Author:  FollowingTheLamb [ Sat Feb 03, 2007 3:37 am ]
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Q: What do needy social outcasts command on a regular basis?

A: No, he said, "Go find a fish and slap your neighbor with it!"

Author:  MooKoo [ Sat Feb 03, 2007 4:23 am ]
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Q: Did he say, "Go make a wish and wrap your neighor in a pit?"

A: Google

Author:  Sarge [ Sat Feb 03, 2007 11:59 am ]
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Q: I can't find any information on how to find information on information finding. Any ideas?

A: Sorry, it's 8-bit.

Author:  The Cup of Coffee [ Sat Feb 03, 2007 12:51 pm ]
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Q. Why won't my toaster play PSP?

A. Webcam.

Author:  Sarge [ Sat Feb 03, 2007 12:54 pm ]
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Q: What's the one thing your new uber-digital LCD keyboard can't do?

A: I'm a decker, not a hacker.

Author:  mathgrant [ Sun Feb 04, 2007 3:58 am ]
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Q: Are you a computer nerd, or a card game geek?

A: It's original, at least.

Author:  ready for prime time [ Sun Feb 04, 2007 4:43 am ]
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a pneumatic tie folder?


access denied.

Author:  mathgrant [ Sun Feb 04, 2007 4:50 am ]
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Q: run creativequestion.exe

A: I ran out of it! XD

Author:  FollowingTheLamb [ Sun Feb 04, 2007 5:56 am ]
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Can I have some awesomesauce?

You can't be afraid to raise up.

Author:  Sarge [ Sun Feb 04, 2007 12:56 pm ]
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Q: What's your secret to successful poker?

A: Dirty deeds, and they're done dirt cheap.

Author:  Sarge [ Sun Feb 04, 2007 7:38 pm ]
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Q: Does this count as a question?

A: Sweeney Todd.

Author:  Droideka [ Sun Feb 04, 2007 10:32 pm ]
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Q: What's ddoT yeneewS spelled backwards?

A: That is not a small number.

Author:  Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Mon Feb 05, 2007 3:14 am ]
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Q. So you composed an entire song about how to drink pureed seafood?

A. I believe that website's address is located at .duh.

Author:  Droideka [ Mon Feb 05, 2007 3:19 am ]
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Q: Where can I find Hilary Clinton's website?

A: That's just dumb.

Author:  mathgrant [ Mon Feb 05, 2007 3:44 am ]
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Q: Does 2+2=purple?

A: COULD YOU QUIT YELLING SO LOUD?

Author:  Droideka [ Mon Feb 05, 2007 3:45 am ]
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Q: Can you hear?

A: No, that is not possible.

Author:  mathgrant [ Mon Feb 05, 2007 3:47 am ]
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Q: So, Democrat, could you say something positive about the war in Iraq?

A: Oh! There's two of them!

Author:  Droideka [ Mon Feb 05, 2007 3:51 am ]
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Q: Are there three people in "I"?

A: Dude, that is hideous.

Author:  mathgrant [ Mon Feb 05, 2007 3:53 am ]
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Q: Wanna look at my toenails?

A: Just a sec! I have to warn him!

Author:  Sarge [ Mon Feb 05, 2007 2:33 pm ]
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Q: Did you know it's only 715 days until Bush leaves office?

A: Monday, February 5, 2007.

Author:  Join The Homestarmy [ Mon Feb 05, 2007 2:56 pm ]
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Q: What is tomorrow's yesterday?

A: Orange Soda.

Author:  The Snork [ Mon Feb 05, 2007 3:00 pm ]
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Q: Hey, I'm flavoring this cyanide liquid with snake venom. What should I call it?

A: No comment.

Author:  StrongRad [ Mon Feb 05, 2007 7:10 pm ]
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Q:How do you respond to charges that you are only selling "how to make money" books so that you can make money?

A: I took a bullet in the bubblegoose.

Author:  Droideka [ Mon Feb 05, 2007 7:35 pm ]
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Q: Where did you take the bullet?

A: That's not what I wanted to show you *pulls out scimitar*, this is.

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