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Q: Why are you showing me a scabbard with a hilt sticking out of it?

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When are you gonna take a lawnmower to that 'stache of yours?

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Q: Those burgers sure smell good.. Is that Oatmeal you're putting on them?

A: There you go, jumping to conclusions again.

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Q: Is this the small number you asked for?

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Q: That bucket of peanut brittle just a little too nutty for you?

A: Not only am I going to Disney World, Mr Reporter Guy, I'm going to Kentucky Kingdom, and Magic Mountain and Carowinds and King's Dominion and Cedar Point, and I'm going to Dollywood and Camden Park and Six Flags Over Georgia … And I'm going to Disney Land and Holiday World and Sea World and Universal Studios. And I'm going to Cancun for spring break, I'm going all over the world, and then I'm going to Kings Island, to ride the Beast about 50 times! Byaaah!!!

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Sarge: stop goofing around make one of them an answer.

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Q: What kinda look are you going for with those shorts and the red shirt?
A: Hamburgers. Lots of hamburgers. Seriously, I don't think you know how many hamburgers we need.

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Q: OK, we've got King Bubsgonzola Supreme, an enormous hill, and a soap box racer. What else do we need?

A: I'm gonna assume you want fries with that.

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Q:Can I have 2 burgers?

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Q: Have I told you about the stuff lately?

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Q. Um, how come I keep pivoting around and around whenever you come near me? Does that song have anything to do with it that I keep hearing?

A. For, you know, watches.

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