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| Author: | mathgrant [ Mon Feb 05, 2007 7:44 pm ] |
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Q: Why are you showing me a scabbard with a hilt sticking out of it? A: I had too many of them, and I fell over. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Tue Feb 06, 2007 12:43 am ] |
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Q; How many beers did you have, anyways? A; I'm abusing the heck out the semicolon and no one can stop me! |
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| Author: | Droideka [ Tue Feb 06, 2007 12:56 am ] |
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Q: Why are there dying, bloodied semicolons everywhere? A: You mean that's real?!?!? |
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| Author: | mathgrant [ Tue Feb 06, 2007 12:56 am ] |
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Q: Would you like to look at this Brazilian monetary unit? A: Not anymore. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Tue Feb 06, 2007 1:46 am ] |
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Q: Are you happy? A: Return everything to it's original owners. |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Wed Feb 07, 2007 3:38 am ] |
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Q: What's left to do, Sarge? A: I blame it on the rain. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Wed Feb 07, 2007 2:29 pm ] |
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Q: What do you think the problem with Milli Vanilli was? A: That would be great, if I was a backyard!!! |
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| Author: | FollowingTheLamb [ Wed Feb 07, 2007 10:05 pm ] |
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When are you gonna take a lawnmower to that 'stache of yours? Snowbound's probably gonna be better than High Ground. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Wed Feb 07, 2007 10:59 pm ] |
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Q: Which survival movie do you wanna watch? A: All that, and the goodness of whole wheat!
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Thu Feb 08, 2007 12:36 am ] |
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Q: Those burgers sure smell good.. Is that Oatmeal you're putting on them? A: There you go, jumping to conclusions again. |
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| Author: | Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Thu Feb 08, 2007 12:47 am ] |
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Q. Hey, you've put on weight... you're training to be a SUMO WRESTLER, aren't you? Awesome! A. Now we get to make a joke about you! |
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| Author: | Beyond the Grave [ Thu Feb 08, 2007 12:55 am ] |
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Q: Did I screw up? A: DO NOT WANT! |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Thu Feb 08, 2007 6:23 am ] |
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Q: Was not was? A: I'm gonna have to kill you now. |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Thu Feb 08, 2007 7:18 pm ] |
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Q: So, I stumbled on your plans to blow up the ocean, what's the problem? A: Bumblebee tuna! |
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| Author: | Droideka [ Thu Feb 08, 2007 7:39 pm ] |
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Q: What's your favorite fish? A: THAT IS NOT A SMALL NUMBER!!! |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Thu Feb 08, 2007 10:25 pm ] |
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Q: Is this the small number you asked for? A: More than a little nutty, actualy. |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Thu Feb 08, 2007 10:30 pm ] |
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Q: That bucket of peanut brittle just a little too nutty for you? A: Not only am I going to Disney World, Mr Reporter Guy, I'm going to Kentucky Kingdom, and Magic Mountain and Carowinds and King's Dominion and Cedar Point, and I'm going to Dollywood and Camden Park and Six Flags Over Georgia … And I'm going to Disney Land and Holiday World and Sea World and Universal Studios. And I'm going to Cancun for spring break, I'm going all over the world, and then I'm going to Kings Island, to ride the Beast about 50 times! Byaaah!!! |
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| Author: | Droideka [ Thu Feb 08, 2007 10:32 pm ] |
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Q: So you have a nickel, are you going to Disney world? A: That's bloody impossible! |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Thu Feb 08, 2007 10:45 pm ] |
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Q: Is that a Bloody Mary? A: King Bubsgonsola Supreme! |
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| Author: | buhubs [ Thu Feb 08, 2007 10:53 pm ] |
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Sarge: stop goofing around make one of them an answer. Q: So what would be the most annoying piece of cartoon? A: You need more fiber in your diet. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Thu Feb 08, 2007 10:57 pm ] |
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Q: Why am I pooping out liquid streams of ewww? A: Ok, that was gross.
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| Author: | buhubs [ Thu Feb 08, 2007 11:01 pm ] |
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Q: Can you help me just pull down my pants? Oh by the way I'm going comman- A:Wow! Just Wow! |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Thu Feb 08, 2007 11:22 pm ] |
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Q: How do you like my scary face? A: Bart Simpson. |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Thu Feb 08, 2007 11:29 pm ] |
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Q: What kinda look are you going for with those shorts and the red shirt? A: Hamburgers. Lots of hamburgers. Seriously, I don't think you know how many hamburgers we need. |
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| Author: | eater of jelly [ Thu Feb 08, 2007 11:36 pm ] |
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Q. We have a somke inhalation victim and we're thosands of miles from any hospital, so what do we need to treat him? A. a very large street |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Fri Feb 09, 2007 1:17 am ] |
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Q: OK, we've got King Bubsgonzola Supreme, an enormous hill, and a soap box racer. What else do we need? A: I'm gonna assume you want fries with that. |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Fri Feb 09, 2007 1:34 am ] |
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Q:Can I have 2 burgers? A: You've been talking about those a lot lately. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Fri Feb 09, 2007 1:44 am ] |
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Q: Have I told you about the stuff lately? A: No, it's supposed to spin like that. |
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| Author: | Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Fri Feb 09, 2007 2:51 am ] |
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Q. Um, how come I keep pivoting around and around whenever you come near me? Does that song have anything to do with it that I keep hearing? A. For, you know, watches. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Fri Feb 09, 2007 3:20 am ] |
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Q: What's that "Watch Tower" for? A: I don't have time for that, I'm eating pizza. |
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