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| Author: | Sarge [ Fri Feb 16, 2007 9:03 am ] |
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Q: Why are you plugging your Intel Core 2 Quad Q6600 into a ASUS Asus P5N32-E SLI mobo? A: Sometime in 2008. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Fri Feb 16, 2007 2:44 pm ] |
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Q: Oooga booga? A: Yar, there be gold in yon pirate island. Arrr... |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Fri Feb 16, 2007 3:35 pm ] |
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Q: Excuse me, Earthling. I am a space insect from an old Atari 2600 game, and I am in dire need of valuable treasure to get revenge against the evil invaders who destroyed my hive. Might, perchance you be able to tell me where to find some? A: YEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAWWWW!! RIDE 'EM COWBOY!! |
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| Author: | mathgrant [ Fri Feb 16, 2007 6:34 pm ] |
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Q: Duhh, what do I do with these here bulls at this here bull-riding competition? A: Vacuums. |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Fri Feb 16, 2007 6:36 pm ] |
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Q: What household appliance doesn't have enough songs written about it? A: McDoogle and Sons Heating, Cooling, and Attorneys at Law |
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| Author: | Parlod [ Fri Feb 16, 2007 6:42 pm ] |
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Q: And what was your previous occupation? A: C'mon dude, it's only root beer. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Fri Feb 16, 2007 11:15 pm ] |
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Q: Hey, what's in my avatar's mug? A: It's a 200 meter race. |
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| Author: | MooKoo [ Fri Feb 16, 2007 11:18 pm ] |
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Q: Why are we watching that snail? A: Sunny Day Real Estate |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Sat Feb 17, 2007 1:36 am ] |
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Q: Where do you work? A: I'm gonna need you to come in on Sunday at about seven. |
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| Author: | mathgrant [ Sat Feb 17, 2007 1:41 am ] |
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Q: Oh, God! At what time shall we meet in that building with the huge cross in front of it? A: I don't believe that one bit. It's just a false rumor. |
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| Author: | MooKoo [ Sat Feb 17, 2007 3:48 am ] |
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Q: Do I look fat? A: I just farted! |
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| Author: | mathgrant [ Sat Feb 17, 2007 3:49 am ] |
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Q: Did Iraq just attack my bedroom with a WMD? A: You will not disrespect the foxger! Now I punish you. |
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| Author: | MooKoo [ Sat Feb 17, 2007 4:10 am ] |
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mathgrant wrote: Q: Did Iraq just attack my bedroom with a WMD?
Pwahahahah! That was flippin' hilarious!! I LMBO"D! Q: Isn't the Foxger supposed to be stupid? A: The toilet just 'sploded! |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Sat Feb 17, 2007 8:32 am ] |
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Q: Why is the bathroom covered in powdered porcelain? A: It's semi-transparent. |
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| Author: | Neoguy [ Sat Feb 17, 2007 5:52 pm ] |
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Q: What's with this...Transparent thing? --- A: I am! |
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| Author: | mathgrant [ Sat Feb 17, 2007 5:59 pm ] |
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Q: In one word, tell me: are you unable to count? A: It popped. Bah. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Sun Feb 18, 2007 12:56 am ] |
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Q: How's the War On Terror going? A: Hobos! |
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| Author: | Tgcdse [ Tue Feb 20, 2007 11:56 pm ] |
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Q: Who wants money, but doesn't use it on food/water/shelter? A: wholesome meals |
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| Author: | mathgrant [ Wed Feb 21, 2007 12:10 am ] |
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Q: So, what can't you afford and/or are allergic to, Mr. Stereotypical College Student? A: LAME. LAME, LAME, LAME. I want to puke. |
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| Author: | Neo [ Wed Feb 21, 2007 12:14 am ] |
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Q) Now that you have the flu, how do you feel? A) I think I've put on a little weight. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Wed Feb 21, 2007 12:46 am ] |
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Q: Why are you examining your belly button? A: It takes two "AA" bateries. (Not included). |
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| Author: | Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Fri Feb 23, 2007 9:46 pm ] |
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Q. IGOR! Why is my Death Ray STILL failing me?! A. A bloody nose. |
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| Author: | mathgrant [ Fri Feb 23, 2007 10:12 pm ] |
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Q: So, Mr. Cussing British Person, what kind of body part is that between your eyes and above your mouth? A: Oh. Sorry. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Sat Feb 24, 2007 6:32 am ] |
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A: No, I'm Dangeresque. She's Cutsey Buttons. Q: Would you like to swing on a star? |
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| Author: | Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Sun Feb 25, 2007 8:11 pm ] |
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Q. Would you like to be a pig? A. Circe, obviously. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Sun Feb 25, 2007 8:48 pm ] |
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Q: Who's responsible for this mess of Amazonian proportions? A: Don't blame me, I just got here. |
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| Author: | MooKoo [ Mon Feb 26, 2007 2:53 am ] |
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Q: Who farted?! A: MooKoo's Community |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Mon Feb 26, 2007 9:41 am ] |
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Q: Can you name some place I've only ever been once? A: Boba Fett. |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Mon Feb 26, 2007 9:48 am ] |
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Q: Which Star Wars character do you have a crush on? A: I don't need a compass to tell me which way the wind shines! |
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| Author: | ready for prime time [ Mon Feb 26, 2007 11:58 am ] |
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why are you still trying to build a sundial during winter in Alaska? violence got me into this, violence will get me out. |
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