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| Author: | Sarge [ Mon Feb 26, 2007 1:29 pm ] |
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Q: How's your boxing match going? A: You have a choice of Chocolate, Vanilla, Banana, or Walnut. |
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| Author: | MooKoo [ Tue Feb 27, 2007 7:51 pm ] |
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Q: So whats in the bucket? A: THE SMASHING PUMPKINS!!! |
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| Author: | Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Tue Feb 27, 2007 10:06 pm ] |
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Q. Ummm, why is there orange slime all over my lawn? A. You forgot the fish. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Wed Feb 28, 2007 6:53 am ] |
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Q: How do you like the new fish sandwich? A: Don't make me stop this car! |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Wed Feb 28, 2007 6:58 am ] |
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Q: Can we talk to the funny hitch-hiker guy with the chainsaw? A: Because of his bovine ancestry. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Wed Feb 28, 2007 7:36 am ] |
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Q: How come you think Cow would make a good hamburger? A: I think so, but isn't a cucumber that small called a gherkin? |
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| Author: | MC Otaku [ Wed Feb 28, 2007 6:49 pm ] |
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Q: What's the point of asking yourself a question when you already know the answer? A: Beats me! |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Wed Feb 28, 2007 8:10 pm ] |
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Q: What does Strong Mad do to you when you are mean to The Cheat? A: Stop, theif! |
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| Author: | mathgrant [ Wed Feb 28, 2007 9:04 pm ] |
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Q: What would you sayif people started abusing the wordif, and alsoif it were illegal to put a space beforeif? A: It was until I came, now it's just rotting. |
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| Author: | Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Thu Mar 01, 2007 1:19 am ] |
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Q. Hey, didn't that dragon used to be alive? A. Part tofu, part Australian. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Thu Mar 01, 2007 4:11 am ] |
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Q: What's so special about this roast lamb? A: It's on it's way to Jupiter. |
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| Author: | MooKoo [ Thu Mar 01, 2007 4:56 am ] |
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Q: Hey, where's my wallet? A: Dude, I almost drowned in the Rio Grande'! |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Thu Mar 01, 2007 7:32 am ] |
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Q: Can you swim at all? A: In case of a water landing, you may be used as a flotation device. |
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| Author: | Somm-1 [ Thu Mar 01, 2007 7:37 am ] |
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Q: What's your favorite StarCraft quote? A: Hey! Give that back! |
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| Author: | ready for prime time [ Thu Mar 01, 2007 8:06 am ] |
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hmmm. to prevent heart failure, eh? a monkey. |
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| Author: | JamesCraven [ Thu Mar 01, 2007 11:06 am ] |
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Q. Who writes these silly questions? A. Dippitty Do. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Thu Mar 01, 2007 2:00 pm ] |
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Q: So, how do you keep your hair so slick? A: It keeps them from realizing their potential. |
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| Author: | MooKoo [ Thu Mar 01, 2007 2:11 pm ] |
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Q: Why does the government allow neighbor"hoodz"? A: Lets go to a strange and distant land where they speak no words of truth, but its okay because we can't understand anyways. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Thu Mar 01, 2007 3:31 pm ] |
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Q: Wanna go to the White House? A: Kryptonite. |
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| Author: | MooKoo [ Thu Mar 01, 2007 7:03 pm ] |
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Q: Ooohhh!! Pretty! Can I touch it!? A: 'Bout 24" is how low I let it hang! |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Thu Mar 01, 2007 10:34 pm ] |
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Q: How long does your hair hang? A: ::STOMP:: ::STOMP:: ::STOMP:: whrirrrrrrr ::STOMP:: ::STOMP:: ::STOMP:: click BOOOM! |
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| Author: | mathgrant [ Fri Mar 02, 2007 5:26 am ] |
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Q: Hey, what's the sound of three Marios, one Tom Dickson, three more Marios, and a character from a first-person shooter killing Goombas? A: That wasn't what I heard. You're lying. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Fri Mar 02, 2007 11:53 am ] |
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Q: You didn't get my Mechwarrior reference at all, did you? A: That just proves that they shouldn't make movies out of video games. |
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| Author: | Capt. Ido Nos [ Fri Mar 02, 2007 5:56 pm ] |
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Q: Coming soon to theaters: Twelve Angry Men! A: I think you're going to need an electric beaver for that job. WIth the flamethrowere attatchement. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Fri Mar 02, 2007 8:48 pm ] |
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Q: Any ideas on how I can make this giant redwood tree into a slightly blackened rocking chair? A: Mmmmm...... no. |
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| Author: | Wesstarrunner [ Fri Mar 02, 2007 8:52 pm ] |
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Q: Need a cancerous body cell? A: Pie is for losers. CAKE ROCKS! |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Fri Mar 02, 2007 9:15 pm ] |
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Q: Where do you stand in the great Pie Vs. Cake war? A: I took a pie in the face, so I think it went well. |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Fri Mar 02, 2007 9:16 pm ] |
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Q: How'd the meeting with the Board of Clown Directors go? A: Blame the tires, blame the tree, blame the house, but do not blame the mongoose. |
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| Author: | Parlod [ Fri Mar 02, 2007 10:39 pm ] |
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Q. WHO ATE MY FRICKEN' BURRITO?! A. Don't tell anyone, but... it was your mom. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Sat Mar 03, 2007 10:13 am ] |
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Q: Who cleaned my room? A: BBC1 |
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