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| Author: | mathgrant [ Sat Mar 03, 2007 4:30 pm ] |
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Q: Did you get the license number of the hit-and-runners? A: If you can't beat them, join them. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Sat Mar 03, 2007 9:10 pm ] |
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Q: Why did you give up on breaking the Legos and are now attempting to glue them to your face? A: 500 watts of party power. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Tue Mar 06, 2007 12:49 am ] |
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Q: Why is everyone so slow to answer this message forum? A: I don't think that goes in there. |
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| Author: | JamesCraven [ Tue Mar 06, 2007 7:45 am ] |
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Q: Is that all there is? A: The one with the waggily tail. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Tue Mar 06, 2007 8:11 am ] |
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Q: How much is that doggie in the wood chipper? A: Sorry, I'm too tired to answer questions like that just now. Ask me again in six to eight hours. |
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| Author: | buhubs [ Tue Mar 06, 2007 12:50 pm ] |
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Q: Are you tired? A: Woah, I'm the only person here now. |
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| Author: | MooKoo [ Tue Mar 06, 2007 2:12 pm ] |
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Q: Will you never let go? A: Because the forums keep blacking out! |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Tue Mar 06, 2007 5:42 pm ] |
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Q: How come I never got a reply from this forum for three days? A: It's a language acquisition device. |
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| Author: | mathgrant [ Tue Mar 06, 2007 9:04 pm ] |
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Q: Sarge, if you could give George W. Bush anything, what would you give him? A: Might. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Tue Mar 06, 2007 9:47 pm ] |
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Q: Can you give me a non-sequitureial uncommital response? A: Look out, he's got a poking stick! |
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| Author: | Droideka [ Tue Mar 06, 2007 10:13 pm ] |
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Q: What does he have? A: Big Gooberfish! |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Tue Mar 06, 2007 10:25 pm ] |
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Q: Welcome to Fishy McFishwich, can I take your order please? A: There's a "Gap" between the price that they want to sell their clothes for and the price I want to pay. |
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| Author: | mathgrant [ Tue Mar 06, 2007 10:35 pm ] |
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Q: Why's it called Old Navy? A: Automated menu burger. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Wed Mar 07, 2007 12:17 am ] |
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Q: I hear Microsoft is starting a fast-food chain. What's it called? A: Hey, they have the internet on computer now! |
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| Author: | JamesCraven [ Wed Mar 07, 2007 12:25 am ] |
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Q: Did you just snap out of that 20-year coma? A: Beetlejuice. |
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| Author: | mathgrant [ Wed Mar 07, 2007 1:26 am ] |
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Q: Would you name a random movie for a Klondike bar? A: Google it. I sure as heck dunno! |
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| Author: | Wesstarrunner [ Wed Mar 07, 2007 1:30 am ] |
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Q: Are you a human? A: VOTE BOB FOR PRESIDENT! HE STANDS FOR CAKE! COWS ROCK! |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Wed Mar 07, 2007 2:14 am ] |
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Q: How's it going, Homsar? A: No, he's the King of Oppositeland. |
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| Author: | mathgrant [ Wed Mar 07, 2007 4:00 am ] |
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Q: Is she a Queen? A: Tyranitar! |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Wed Mar 07, 2007 2:42 pm ] |
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Q: George W. Bush? A: Scooter Libby |
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| Author: | Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Fri Mar 09, 2007 1:06 am ] |
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Q. Which Muppet is the Speaker of the House? A. My mittens! |
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| Author: | Wesstarrunner [ Fri Mar 09, 2007 1:54 am ] |
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Q: So, what's up? A: Kill it, it looks like a... like a... AHH! |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Fri Mar 09, 2007 3:46 am ] |
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Q: Hey, what's with the green slimy thing with the big teeth? A: Rotate! Rotate! |
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| Author: | mathgrant [ Fri Mar 09, 2007 5:01 am ] |
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Q: What do I do with this Wiimote to make my game work? A: I will not acknowledge your question, on the grounds that you are furry. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Fri Mar 09, 2007 5:14 am ] |
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Q: Roaf woof woof, roaf? A: A lot of things masquerade as music now. |
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| Author: | mathgrant [ Fri Mar 09, 2007 8:39 am ] |
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Q: What do you have to say about John Cage's 4'33"? A: Hah! You thought I'd make a different joke, huh? |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Fri Mar 09, 2007 5:23 pm ] |
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Q: Why do you keep repeating the same joke over and over and over? A: I see a red door and I want it painted black. |
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| Author: | Exhibit A [ Fri Mar 09, 2007 7:09 pm ] |
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Q: What's up with the black paint, Mr. Paranoid-about-a-bull-attack? A: Do a barrel roll! |
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| Author: | mathgrant [ Fri Mar 09, 2007 8:10 pm ] |
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Q: I'm Donkey Kong. How do I prevent Mario from getting to Pauline? A: The internet is full of weirdos. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Fri Mar 09, 2007 8:45 pm ] |
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Q: How do you explain CLAN's behavior? A: Come on, pay the rent! |
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