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Author:  buhubs [ Fri Mar 09, 2007 10:38 pm ]
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Q: So what is the nicest thing you've ever said to me superintendent?

A: It's at the bottom.

Author:  Sarge [ Sat Mar 10, 2007 5:36 am ]
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Q: You sure there's water in this well?

A: That's not really a word.

Author:  CreativeZenHallucination [ Sat Mar 10, 2007 6:21 am ]
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Q: How do you spell Tabasco?

A: Why antidisestablishmentarianism of course!

Author:  JamesCraven [ Sat Mar 10, 2007 10:23 am ]
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Q: How do you get supercalifragilisticexpalidocious (sp?) out of your system?

A: Viaduct.

Author:  Sarge [ Sat Mar 10, 2007 5:18 pm ]
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Q: Viacom?

A: It's usually awarded to actual humans, but OK.

Author:  Wesstarrunner [ Sat Mar 10, 2007 7:53 pm ]
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Q: Do you want a trophy?

A:I like cats! They're furry!

Author:  Sarge [ Sun Mar 11, 2007 2:21 am ]
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Q: What's best thing about that stew?

A: His lip went up and said you ain't nothing but a hound dog.

Author:  Rocoramore [ Sun Mar 11, 2007 2:25 am ]
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Q:What did that strange naked man say to you?


A:The Laziest man on Mars

Author:  buhubs [ Sun Mar 11, 2007 2:36 am ]
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Q: Who's the alien version of chris farley again?

A: Because that delivery boy said so.

Author:  Sarge [ Sun Mar 11, 2007 3:59 am ]
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Q: Why is there an elephant in the living room?

A: Joy, and joy unrelenting.

Author:  Wesstarrunner [ Sun Mar 11, 2007 4:02 am ]
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Q: What happened last night?

A: I came from the insane asylum! So yes Johnny, I am Superman!

Author:  Sarge [ Sun Mar 11, 2007 4:08 am ]
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Q: What's with the underwear on the outside of your pants, Fred?

A: $3634.96, plus tax.

Author:  Wesstarrunner [ Sun Mar 11, 2007 4:19 am ]
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Q: How much is this towel worth?

A: I am a monkey! OOH! AHH!

Author:  ready for prime time [ Sun Mar 11, 2007 4:39 am ]
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why are you clinging to he chandelier with your feet?


the internet will tell you how!

Author:  Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Sun Mar 11, 2007 6:38 am ]
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Q. What? But I'm not a brain surgeon!

A. It's either a miracle or a low-flying plane.

Author:  JamesCraven [ Sun Mar 11, 2007 7:13 am ]
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Q: How did you get here?

A: Scotch tape.

Author:  Sarge [ Sun Mar 11, 2007 8:07 am ]
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Q: What's your plan for fixing Iraq?

A: Check out their already low-low prices on everyday name-brand items!

Author:  MooKoo [ Sun Mar 11, 2007 8:28 pm ]
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Q: What's so cool about Wal*Mart?

A: Hi, I'm Bob from the release the twins foundation.

Author:  Sarge [ Mon Mar 12, 2007 1:43 am ]
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Q: Who are you and why are you undoing my bra?

A: Grape Slurpee.

Author:  Parlod [ Mon Mar 12, 2007 11:30 pm ]
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Q: That's an interesting color you have on your house... what's the name of the color?

A: I don't liek HTML!!!

Author:  Sarge [ Tue Mar 13, 2007 12:10 am ]
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Q: Why are you using VRML?

A: They haven't fully recovered yet.

Author:  mew4ever23 [ Tue Mar 13, 2007 5:17 am ]
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Q: Doctor, how are the patients doing?

A: Because i can.

Author:  Sarge [ Tue Mar 13, 2007 5:37 am ]
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Q: Why are you going to the Gay Pride parade dressed like St Patrick?

A: Everybody gets popular when they're out of office.

Author:  israelitruckfan [ Tue Mar 13, 2007 2:22 pm ]
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Q:why do i never see you after-hours?

A:Cuz I said so...

Author:  Sarge [ Tue Mar 13, 2007 8:48 pm ]
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Q: How come you think your Walkman is an iPod?

A: Join the iRevolution!

Author:  JamesCraven [ Wed Mar 14, 2007 1:25 pm ]
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Q: Whose side will you joining in the Computer Civil War?

A: Pokemon.

Author:  Sarge [ Wed Mar 14, 2007 9:04 pm ]
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Q: Poking man?

A: Clothes. Apparently you have to wear clothes. There's some sort of law.

Author:  Didymus [ Wed Mar 14, 2007 9:31 pm ]
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Q: Why is everyone staring at me like that?

A: It'sa one spicy meatballa!

Author:  Parlod [ Wed Mar 14, 2007 9:32 pm ]
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Q: MY MOUTH'S ON'A FIRE!

A: I have no idea what you just said, boy.

Author:  Didymus [ Wed Mar 14, 2007 9:38 pm ]
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Q: Dang ol' dere, daggum, dang ol, dang ol, daggum, dere, man! Noamean? [/boomhower]

A: Those weird guys in the forest made me do it.

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