Answer & question game

SEAN'D! · **Posted:** Mon May 26, 2008 1:33 pm

Q: Wanna be starting somethin'?

A: That would be painful.

High Skool Artist · **Joined:** Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:54 am **Posts:** 259

what do you think will happen when i do this?

cold pizza

it's a lion! · **Posted:** Mon May 26, 2008 4:27 pm

Q: Are you trying to distract yourself from our relationship problems again by eating pizza?

A: Well, it was her hair.

High Skool Artist · **Joined:** Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:54 am **Posts:** 259

what made you break up with her?

peperroni stix

it's a lion! · **Posted:** Mon May 26, 2008 4:32 pm

Q: My dog is retching on the carpet, man, what did you give him?

A: He hit me with his wooden leg.

this-guy · **Posted:** Mon May 26, 2008 4:41 pm

Q: You look horrible. What happen on that pirate's sea tour?

A: Pro-gravity button.

it's a lion! · **Posted:** Mon May 26, 2008 4:45 pm

Q: How will you show your support for oppressed gravitational forces, brother?

A: THAT poodle, [bad word] it!

Aussieguy · **Posted:** Tue May 27, 2008 1:50 am

WHAT did you say?

Indiana Jones!!!

16_BIT_MARIO1 · **Posted:** Tue May 27, 2008 1:00 pm

Q: Who's an awesome treasure hunter?

A: AAAARRRRRGGGGLLLBLBLLBLBL!!!

SEAN'D! · **Posted:** Tue May 27, 2008 1:31 pm

Q: Hey, mate, got a spare lung I could use?

A: Food fight!

it's a lion! · **Posted:** Tue May 27, 2008 1:37 pm

Q: Pass the butter, please?

A: And I knew I was RIGHT, but she insisted I was WRONG, and then I had NO choice but to BURY her in the BACKYARD until she said she was sorry and now I'm really tired.

SEAN'D! · **Posted:** Tue May 27, 2008 1:39 pm

Q: Where's my baby?!

A: Jumping for joy.

it's a lion! · **Posted:** Tue May 27, 2008 2:15 pm

Q: Are you having a seizure, or jumping for joy?

A: THE LIGHTS! THERE REALLY ARE FOUR OF THEM!

High Skool Artist · **Joined:** Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:54 am **Posts:** 259

i bielieve thos are lights, however there are only 3 of them

SHAKESPEARED

it's a lion! · **Posted:** Tue May 27, 2008 5:00 pm

Q: D'you herly berly on girly whirly?

A: Thank you, Interruptor Jones.

High Skool Artist · **Joined:** Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:54 am **Posts:** 259

hello my name is interupter jones

hot dog on a stik

it's a lion! · **Posted:** Wed May 28, 2008 5:43 pm

High Skool Artist wrote:

hello my name is interupter jones

That's not even a question! Or intelligible!

Biscuithead · **Posted:** Thu May 29, 2008 5:23 am

Q: Can found the sense?

A: How could I possibly answer that?

this-guy · **Posted:** Thu May 29, 2008 8:46 am

Q: What time is it?

A: Seriously. I don't even have a watch!

Askingforachallenge · **Posted:** Thu May 29, 2008 3:52 pm

Q: why couldn't you answer that?

A: Because I felt like it. And you should too.

EDIT: TOTPD!!

High Skool Artist · **Joined:** Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:54 am **Posts:** 259

why do leave the keys up on the table

libery

Pop_tire1 · **Posted:** Fri May 30, 2008 7:43 pm

why come you spell library wrong?

Alpaca teat

this-guy · **Posted:** Fri May 30, 2008 9:14 pm

Q: What do you give a baby Alpaca?

A: The common type of this marsupial has coarse, thick fur, while that of the hairy-nosed is short & silky.

TheHumanScreenshot · **Posted:** Sat May 31, 2008 2:31 am

Q: The next person to say "The common type of this marsupial has coarse, thick fur, while that of the hairy-nosed is short & silky" gets $5.

A: Only if you don't stab me.