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Author:  Pepperochu Pepperotyugh [ Tue Feb 28, 2006 11:14 pm ]
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Q: What's this squishy thing in my shoe? My birthday present?

A: I named it after you.

Author:  Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Wed Mar 01, 2006 12:48 am ]
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Q. Ok, so nobody's ever heard of this disease before. What's the good news?

A. I'll be camping outside the Best Buy.

Author:  Pepperochu Pepperotyugh [ Wed Mar 01, 2006 2:39 am ]
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Q: Look at this-- Gigantic robots are going on sale next friday?

A: Mother nature has a twisted sense of humor.

Author:  Beyond the Grave [ Wed Mar 01, 2006 4:27 am ]
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Q: What is Syracuse, New York?


A: Tear down the wall.

Author:  topofsm [ Wed Mar 01, 2006 4:32 am ]
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Question! If your'e stuck in in a concrete room with no doors, windows, or exits and just a mirror and a couch, how do you get out?

Answer! I may look like I'm 14, but today I'm really 3 1/2

Author:  Sarge [ Wed Mar 01, 2006 5:35 am ]
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Q: Are you some sort of freek?

A: They don't have to worry about cleaning up or anything.

Author:  DukeNuke [ Wed Mar 01, 2006 4:25 pm ]
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Q: ...they're gonna make the toilets out of WHAT??

A: You mean... there was no huge pie?

Author:  Sarge [ Wed Mar 01, 2006 5:17 pm ]
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Q: What are you doing with that massivly huge pie fork?

A: People who are n00b don't deserve to live.

Author:  DukeNuke [ Wed Mar 01, 2006 6:31 pm ]
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Q: Why are you going to jump off that cliff?

A: Well, you see, since 0 < x and 2y > x, f(x) cannot equal to 2.5y+0.02, and thus the statement is false.

Author:  Pepperochu Pepperotyugh [ Thu Mar 02, 2006 2:14 am ]
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Q: What should I say to make myself look smart?


A: Because the Earth has gravity.

Author:  Join The Homestarmy [ Thu Mar 02, 2006 2:46 am ]
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Q: Why did that guy fall to the ground when his parachute didn't open?

A: Because I'm the king of idiots.

Author:  Pepperochu Pepperotyugh [ Thu Mar 02, 2006 2:54 am ]
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Q: Why did you throw a Life Saver gummi at that drowning man?!

A: This one's still alive.

Author:  DukeNuke [ Thu Mar 02, 2006 6:55 am ]
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Q: Holy...! You've shot them all! I bet they're extinct now... wait, what are you aiming at?

A: Oh, dang! I knew I forgot something...!

Author:  topofsm [ Thu Mar 02, 2006 5:02 pm ]
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Question! Hey, where's your pants?

Answer! Science is too a sport.

Author:  Sarge [ Thu Mar 02, 2006 5:34 pm ]
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Q: Is science a sport?

A: I freeze the mugs before I serve the root beer.

Author:  ikwaylx [ Thu Mar 02, 2006 6:44 pm ]
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Eew, how do you make this pukealicious drink?

A: I killed someone, does it matter?

Author:  Pepperochu Pepperotyugh [ Thu Mar 02, 2006 10:50 pm ]
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Q: Okay, you're qualified to be a doctor. Anything you think we should know?

A: No! Yes! No! ...Shut up!

Author:  Join The Homestarmy [ Fri Mar 03, 2006 12:37 am ]
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Q: Didn't you not not not eat the last not not not cupcake?
A: I don't like to talk about it.

Author:  Pepperochu Pepperotyugh [ Fri Mar 03, 2006 1:05 am ]
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Q: Why is your grandma attempting to drive a wet cardboard box down the highway?

A: Pssh, explosives. Duh.

Author:  topofsm [ Fri Mar 03, 2006 1:31 am ]
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Question! How did you win the chess game?

Answer! This is the worst haircut ever!

Author:  DukeNuke [ Fri Mar 03, 2006 7:23 am ]
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Q: Ops, uhm, sorry about running over you when cutting the grass and so...

A: Of course! Butter doesn't lie!

Author:  Sarge [ Fri Mar 03, 2006 8:21 am ]
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Q: Can you tell the difference between Butter and I Can't Belive It's Not Butter?

A: No one can.

Author:  Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Fri Mar 03, 2006 9:32 pm ]
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Q. Aww, are you SURE you can't bring Attila the Hun back to life?

A. For the last time, she's not a football player!

Author:  Pepperochu Pepperotyugh [ Sat Mar 04, 2006 3:24 am ]
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Q: I nearly crushed her with that football! Don't you think your mouse needs some training?

A: You're not a freak, you're just stupid!

Author:  topofsm [ Mon Mar 06, 2006 4:16 am ]
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Question! Tell wat u think?

Answer! That is what I think.

Author:  Strong Badia [ Mon Mar 06, 2006 10:56 am ]
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Q: What form do you reply in after a question?
A: I just felt like it.......

Author:  Sarge [ Mon Mar 06, 2006 2:06 pm ]
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Q: Why are you slathering vasoline all over you body?
A: It's not goo, it's pudding.

Author:  topofsm [ Mon Mar 06, 2006 4:47 pm ]
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Question! Ooh! Let's eat some white goo!

Answer! You suck for that!

Author:  JTHomeslice [ Mon Mar 06, 2006 4:52 pm ]
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Q: Like my bellybutton ring?

A: Change of pace.

Author:  Beyond the Grave [ Mon Mar 06, 2006 5:16 pm ]
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Question: What is a change of Pace?


Answer: 3.14

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