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Q: How can you be so sure the judge won't send you to life in prison?

A: No pie?? AAAARRRGHHHHLLBLBLBLBLL!!!!
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Question! Why did your chipmunk eat all the pie?

Answer! Have a present!

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Q. What kind of elephone does the telephant--I mean eletrank does the fantaphone--I mean the--ARRG!

A. It's a secret from everybody.

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Question! What is the meaning of life?

Answer! You need a better catch phrase than that.

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Sarge
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Q: What do you think of "I'm great!!" as a catch phrase??

A: I just got it yesterday.

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Q. Since when do you have an afro?

Maybe they think they're dogs.

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Q: Did they Tell What They Think?

A: Did I ever!!

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Q: Did you get the Big Mac?
A: I have to be carefull or it might fall off.

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A: That's not coffee.

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Q: Why does this coffee taste like dirt?

A: Because it's a penguin.
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Q: Why do you have that avatar?

A: Right, well, uhm... I bet a cold one will fix that!
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Q: Hey, why is this hot one too hot!
A: It feels like it, but it isn't really.

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Q: This slushie feels like acid... why?

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Q. Have you ever ONCE in your life thought of others?

A. Man, that's eighteen different varieties of "yick."

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Q: Hey, chef, a customer ate one of out forturne cookies and started talking strange. What's he saying?

A: Oh, you mean the average airspeed velocity of a swallow laden with a coconut, right?
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Question! It's what I don't know.

Answer! I'm just sitting in my car waiting for my girl!

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Q. Uhh, how come you've been parked outside the zoo for the past 3 hours?

A. That's not a point in my career I'm proud to talk about.

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Q: Is it true you were once the prime minister of canada?

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Question! I heard about your mama and her secret!

Answer! Tell What U think!

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Q: But... what do I do?

A: I say your worst side's your best side.

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Q. So, which angle should my Evil Portrait on the movie poster be taken from?

A. It needs more crabs.

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Q: How's thje Gumbo?
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Q: Why does this Oreo taste weird?

A: I don't think you quite get the grimness of the situation.

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Q: ooohhhhh! Are those his intestines?
A: That's it! I can't stand no more!

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Q: Well, how 'bout if i cut your other leg off, too? Mwuhahah!

A: Actually, he does have to shave.
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Q: Hey, is it true that your dad has a beard so big it's never seen a razor?
A: I can ttype with mu eys cluwsd.

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Q. I can play the piano with my feet! Can you beat that?

A. Cute doesn't belong in here! now take it out!

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Q: Welcome back to the Dome of Doom, master! Wanna hold my kitten?

A: Because sometimes I EAT at that restuarant!

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Q: Why don't you want me working at that restuarant?

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