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| Author: | DukeNuke [ Tue Mar 14, 2006 4:05 pm ] |
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Q: How can you be so sure the judge won't send you to life in prison? A: No pie?? AAAARRRGHHHHLLBLBLBLBLL!!!! |
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| Author: | topofsm [ Tue Mar 14, 2006 4:24 pm ] |
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Question! Why did your chipmunk eat all the pie? Answer! Have a present! |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Tue Mar 14, 2006 6:38 pm ] |
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Q: Why are you handing me a tire iron? A: It's a Telular Celephone. |
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| Author: | Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Thu Mar 16, 2006 9:22 pm ] |
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Q. What kind of elephone does the telephant--I mean eletrank does the fantaphone--I mean the--ARRG! A. It's a secret from everybody. |
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| Author: | topofsm [ Thu Mar 16, 2006 10:06 pm ] |
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Question! What is the meaning of life? Answer! You need a better catch phrase than that. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Fri Mar 17, 2006 1:33 am ] |
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Q: What do you think of "I'm great!!" as a catch phrase?? A: I just got it yesterday. |
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| Author: | Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Fri Mar 17, 2006 1:35 am ] |
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Q. Since when do you have an afro? Maybe they think they're dogs. |
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| Author: | Kevin DuBrow [ Fri Mar 17, 2006 2:53 am ] |
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Q: Did they Tell What They Think? A: Did I ever!! |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Fri Mar 17, 2006 3:44 am ] |
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Q: Did you get the Big Mac? A: I have to be carefull or it might fall off. |
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| Author: | Pepperochu Pepperotyugh [ Fri Mar 17, 2006 4:47 am ] |
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Q: What are you doing to that kid? A: That's not coffee. |
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| Author: | Join The Homestarmy [ Fri Mar 17, 2006 12:31 pm ] |
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Q: Why does this coffee taste like dirt? A: Because it's a penguin. |
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| Author: | DukeNuke [ Fri Mar 17, 2006 1:29 pm ] |
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Q: Why do you have that avatar? A: Right, well, uhm... I bet a cold one will fix that! |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Fri Mar 17, 2006 1:31 pm ] |
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Q: Hey, why is this hot one too hot! A: It feels like it, but it isn't really. |
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| Author: | Pepperochu Pepperotyugh [ Fri Mar 17, 2006 6:59 pm ] |
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Q: This slushie feels like acid... why? A: Last thursday, actually. |
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| Author: | Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Fri Mar 17, 2006 7:57 pm ] |
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Q. Have you ever ONCE in your life thought of others? A. Man, that's eighteen different varieties of "yick." |
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| Author: | DukeNuke [ Fri Mar 17, 2006 8:40 pm ] |
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Q: Hey, chef, a customer ate one of out forturne cookies and started talking strange. What's he saying? A: Oh, you mean the average airspeed velocity of a swallow laden with a coconut, right? |
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| Author: | topofsm [ Fri Mar 17, 2006 10:50 pm ] |
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Question! It's what I don't know. Answer! I'm just sitting in my car waiting for my girl! |
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| Author: | Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Sat Mar 18, 2006 2:18 am ] |
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Q. Uhh, how come you've been parked outside the zoo for the past 3 hours? A. That's not a point in my career I'm proud to talk about. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Sat Mar 18, 2006 3:26 am ] |
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Q: Is it true you were once the prime minister of canada? A: Only on Mondays. |
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| Author: | topofsm [ Sat Mar 18, 2006 3:54 am ] |
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Question! I heard about your mama and her secret! Answer! Tell What U think! |
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| Author: | Pepperochu Pepperotyugh [ Sat Mar 18, 2006 3:56 am ] |
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Q: But... what do I do? A: I say your worst side's your best side. |
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| Author: | Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Sat Mar 18, 2006 7:10 am ] |
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Q. So, which angle should my Evil Portrait on the movie poster be taken from? A. It needs more crabs. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Sat Mar 18, 2006 7:43 am ] |
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Q: How's thje Gumbo? A: It's minty fresh. |
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| Author: | Pepperochu Pepperotyugh [ Sat Mar 18, 2006 7:55 am ] |
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Q: Why does this Oreo taste weird? A: I don't think you quite get the grimness of the situation. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Sat Mar 18, 2006 12:36 pm ] |
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Q: ooohhhhh! Are those his intestines? A: That's it! I can't stand no more! |
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| Author: | DukeNuke [ Sat Mar 18, 2006 2:58 pm ] |
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Q: Well, how 'bout if i cut your other leg off, too? Mwuhahah! A: Actually, he does have to shave. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Sat Mar 18, 2006 5:22 pm ] |
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Q: Hey, is it true that your dad has a beard so big it's never seen a razor? A: I can ttype with mu eys cluwsd. |
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| Author: | Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Sat Mar 18, 2006 9:40 pm ] |
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Q. I can play the piano with my feet! Can you beat that? A. Cute doesn't belong in here! now take it out! |
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| Author: | Pepperochu Pepperotyugh [ Sat Mar 18, 2006 9:59 pm ] |
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Q: Welcome back to the Dome of Doom, master! Wanna hold my kitten? A: Because sometimes I EAT at that restuarant! |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Sun Mar 19, 2006 1:07 am ] |
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Q: Why don't you want me working at that restuarant? A: It's unpluged. |
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