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A. Dude, was that pixel just FLIRTING with me?

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Answer: <Coach Z> :coachz: Well, it's like this. You leave your house in the merning and you feel fine. Next thing you know, your warking back horm with gravy on your face.</Coach Z>


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Question! Why is that robot holding hands with you?

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Question! Mommy, why are you pulling my pants off?

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Q: Hey, haven't you solved this equation yet? I gave it to you like, three hours ago! I tought you learned this stuff in tiniest-littleiest-baby-school!

A: This way we won't need all that sand!


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Q: Ok, here's the plan: You take this dog, and feed it to the bone, and then you go and deactivate the police so the alarm won't come. Meanwhile, I'll go down the chimney and climb up the roof, and then I'll leave all the money while waking up all the people inside. After that we'll leave our nametags with the adress to our hideout, and go to the police station to get arrested. Got it?

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