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you fell off which waterfall?

hey, it was the best technology in the 80's!


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why are going to walk on that block of gelatine?

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okay, here's another one. what does d-o-t d-o-t d-o-t d-o-t d-o-t d-o-t spell?

it ate everybody.


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