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| Author: | ready for prime time [ Sat Mar 25, 2006 6:32 am ] |
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did you take my last Pepsi? nope, skittles. |
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| Author: | Dactyl [ Sat Mar 25, 2006 6:35 am ] |
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JuJubes or M&Ms? Probably laser vision. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Sat Mar 25, 2006 7:03 am ] |
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Q: Does Godzilla have radar vision? A: We measured it yesterday. |
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| Author: | DukeNuke [ Sat Mar 25, 2006 8:37 am ] |
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Q: Do you know how far it is to the moon? A: Mabye, if we increase the radiation levels we can get the nucleus to react and cause a neutron emission, wich would create the neutrons we need! |
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| Author: | ready for prime time [ Sat Mar 25, 2006 9:26 am ] |
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can you impersonate a nerd? ahhhh. lemon fresh. |
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| Author: | Join The Homestarmy [ Sat Mar 25, 2006 3:20 pm ] |
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What does crap smell like? If Homestar said it, it must be true. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Sat Mar 25, 2006 3:44 pm ] |
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Q: Short Pants always get some? A: Homestarrunner.net: It's Dot-Com! |
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| Author: | Teh Ch8t [ Sat Mar 25, 2006 5:49 pm ] |
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(In the middle of a class):Q: Psst, how did you figure this out? A: *Raises hand* Yes, umm teacher, the person next to me just made fun of what I look like. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Sat Mar 25, 2006 7:45 pm ] |
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Q: Now, who can demonstrate for me the act of being a tattletale? A: Un upright piano, a bottle of tripple-malt scotch, three bullets and a horse named Cardinal. |
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| Author: | Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Sun Mar 26, 2006 6:54 am ] |
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Q. What're we gonna use to get this pickle jar open? A. For the record, they're not my friends. |
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| Author: | Pepperochu Pepperotyugh [ Sun Mar 26, 2006 7:21 am ] |
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Q: Your friends just set fire to my porch why? A: I can't remember where I parked. |
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| Author: | DukeNuke [ Sun Mar 26, 2006 4:37 pm ] |
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Q: Dude, where's your car? A: You mean like, santa, but backwards? Uhm, no, not realy, no. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Sun Mar 26, 2006 5:49 pm ] |
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Q: Are you Atnas? A: RAID 0 |
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| Author: | Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Mon Mar 27, 2006 12:26 am ] |
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Q. TOWNSFOLK: 1 A. No, that's definitely a rocket launcher. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Mon Mar 27, 2006 10:16 am ] |
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Q: Is that a pointing tube? A: It's more than a reading festival. |
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| Author: | Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Mon Mar 27, 2006 9:49 pm ] |
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Q. So, what, all you do is sit around quietly staring and books? A. Let him out of that bottle! |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Tue Mar 28, 2006 3:37 am ] |
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Q: I've got a genie in a bottle. What should I do with him? A: Hey, I've got two of them. |
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| Author: | Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Tue Mar 28, 2006 4:30 am ] |
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Q. Is that Ali on your arm there? A. Wow... you don't see them in that color often! |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Tue Mar 28, 2006 1:32 pm ] |
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Q: How do you like my purple people eaters? A: I come for the chiggys, but I stay for the chuggy-chigywugas. |
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| Author: | Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Wed Mar 29, 2006 4:09 am ] |
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Q. Are you hear for the rap festival? A. But... I have to get to the next level! |
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| Author: | Pepperochu Pepperotyugh [ Wed Mar 29, 2006 5:57 am ] |
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Q: Dude, the lava's at your door! WHY HAVEN'T YOU EVACUATED?! A: Boring! Let's watch TV instead. |
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| Author: | GoodfellaSnoop [ Wed Mar 29, 2006 6:46 am ] |
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Q - How's about we forget to take our Ritalin and watch TV?! A - pffft... table tennis is for losers. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Wed Mar 29, 2006 1:00 pm ] |
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Q: Wanna play table tennis? A: He just smiled and gave me a Vegimite sandwitch. |
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| Author: | Beyond the Grave [ Wed Mar 29, 2006 4:32 pm ] |
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Q: Do you come from a Land Down Under? A. Cash registers make awesome instruments. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Wed Mar 29, 2006 5:24 pm ] |
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A: Why are you blowing up all those grocercy stores? Q: I'm out of sugar. |
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| Author: | Joker [ Wed Mar 29, 2006 6:08 pm ] |
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Q: Why are you hitting your head against the wall? A: I LOVE YOU! |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Wed Mar 29, 2006 6:30 pm ] |
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Q: What does that heart-shaped candy box mean? A: Ranch dressing. |
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| Author: | Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Wed Mar 29, 2006 6:48 pm ] |
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Q. He recommended fava beans and a nice Kianti. What do you recommend? A. It doesn't hurt THAT much. |
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| Author: | Capt. Ido Nos [ Wed Mar 29, 2006 8:43 pm ] |
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Q: Oh geez, what did you do to the dryer?! A: I think that's spelled right. |
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| Author: | DumDeDum [ Wed Mar 29, 2006 8:50 pm ] |
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Hey, is this spelled right? What am I going to do with all of these!? |
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